Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Apocalypse Now
Charges: Shoplifting, failure to appear
Peoria? Peoria? There's only one possible way this could be outdone, and that would be a neck tattoo that says "SUN CITY MOTHAF*%#A"
Charges: Consuming liquor in public, failure to appear?
Can't grow a beard? Just get "Briana" tatted down your jawline. Totally normal. Tooooootally normal.
WOAH SHIT WOAH WOAH SHIT SHIT WOAH SHIT. SHIT. WOAH. WHAT? WHAT DUDE? HOLY SH... WHAT!?
Oh. Bless you.