Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Apocalypse Now
Categories: Mugshots of the Week
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Charge: Disorderly conduct -- fighting
"Yeah girl, Aries. See those bitchin' ram horns? Hell yes I get that horoscope shit sent straight to my e-mail inbox ON THE DAILY. What? Gemini? Naw girl, that shit ain't gonna work out. Our planets ain't alignin' and shit."
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Charge: Shoplifting
"I have no idea what's in my mouth, but damn, it's delicious." Not apocalypse-related.
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Charges: Probation violation, driving on a suspended license
Abusive, alcoholic parents have undoubtedly beat their children for producing artwork way less shitty than this.
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