Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Apocalypse Now
Charge: Disorderly conduct -- fighting
"Yeah girl, Aries. See those bitchin' ram horns? Hell yes I get that horoscope shit sent straight to my e-mail inbox ON THE DAILY. What? Gemini? Naw girl, that shit ain't gonna work out. Our planets ain't alignin' and shit."
"I have no idea what's in my mouth, but damn, it's delicious." Not apocalypse-related.
Charges: Probation violation, driving on a suspended license
Abusive, alcoholic parents have undoubtedly beat their children for producing artwork way less shitty than this.