Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Apocalypse Now


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Charge: Disorderly conduct -- fighting

"Yeah girl, Aries. See those bitchin' ram horns? Hell yes I get that horoscope shit sent straight to my e-mail inbox ON THE DAILY. What? Gemini? Naw girl, that shit ain't gonna work out. Our planets ain't alignin' and shit."

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Charge: Shoplifting

"I have no idea what's in my mouth, but damn, it's delicious." Not apocalypse-related.

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Charges: Probation violation, driving on a suspended license

Abusive, alcoholic parents have undoubtedly beat their children for producing artwork way less shitty than this.

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robert_graham
robert_graham

They should all be thrown in a wood chipper.

bobbjobob
bobbjobob

lol, the whole thing sounds kinda razy to me dude.


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shadeaux14
shadeaux14

The first guy looks like he just found out that Joel Fox was going to do his cavity search.


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