Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Apocalypse Now

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Just about every week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

Do you ever see a guy with a terrible face tattoo, and you just say to yourself, "Yep, we're doomed"? That's just one sign of the apocalypse -- which was totally supposed to be today -- that is represented by this week's featured Fourth Avenue visitors.

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Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia

There are very few things that can cause this face.

  • Walking into his daughter's room and finding her in the sack with a guy
  • Surprisingly effective marijuana
  • Surprise diarrhea
  • Aliens

That's it. Nothing more, nothing less.

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Charges: DUI, driving on a suspended license

At what point does the jail staff just say, "F%!k it, we'll get 'er while she's sleeping?" The answer to that question is this point.

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Charge: Assault -- intentionally or knowingly causing physical injury

Times are different, man. Someone allegedly took an ass-kicking from a 5-foot-zero-inch 24-year-old (actual stats) with a chest tat. We'd like to think it was a guy, too. First date, even.


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robert_graham
robert_graham

They should all be thrown in a wood chipper.

bobbjobob
bobbjobob

lol, the whole thing sounds kinda razy to me dude.


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shadeaux14
shadeaux14

The first guy looks like he just found out that Joel Fox was going to do his cavity search.


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