Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Apocalypse Now

Just about every week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

Do you ever see a guy with a terrible face tattoo, and you just say to yourself, "Yep, we're doomed"? That's just one sign of the apocalypse -- which was totally supposed to be today -- that is represented by this week's featured Fourth Avenue visitors.


Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia

There are very few things that can cause this face.

  • Walking into his daughter's room and finding her in the sack with a guy
  • Surprisingly effective marijuana
  • Surprise diarrhea
  • Aliens

That's it. Nothing more, nothing less.


Charges: DUI, driving on a suspended license

At what point does the jail staff just say, "F%!k it, we'll get 'er while she's sleeping?" The answer to that question is this point.


Charge: Assault -- intentionally or knowingly causing physical injury

Times are different, man. Someone allegedly took an ass-kicking from a 5-foot-zero-inch 24-year-old (actual stats) with a chest tat. We'd like to think it was a guy, too. First date, even.

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robert_graham topcommenter

They should all be thrown in a wood chipper.


lol, the whole thing sounds kinda razy to me dude.


The first guy looks like he just found out that Joel Fox was going to do his cavity search.

say WHO?

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