Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Apocalypse Now
Do you ever see a guy with a terrible face tattoo, and you just say to yourself, "Yep, we're doomed"? That's just one sign of the apocalypse -- which was totally supposed to be today -- that is represented by this week's featured Fourth Avenue visitors.
Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
There are very few things that can cause this face.
- Walking into his daughter's room and finding her in the sack with a guy
- Surprisingly effective marijuana
- Surprise diarrhea
That's it. Nothing more, nothing less.
Charges: DUI, driving on a suspended license
At what point does the jail staff just say, "F%!k it, we'll get 'er while she's sleeping?" The answer to that question is this point.
Charge: Assault -- intentionally or knowingly causing physical injury
Times are different, man. Someone allegedly took an ass-kicking from a 5-foot-zero-inch 24-year-old (actual stats) with a chest tat. We'd like to think it was a guy, too. First date, even.