Laurie Kelly Gets Jail, Probation for Trading Homeless People Beer for Babysitting Services So She Could Go Have Sex

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What Mesa resident Laurie Kelly told police was "a manic sexual rage inside of her which she cannot control" has landed her a stint in jail, and a few years of probation.

That's because police said she gave beer to some random homeless people in a Mesa park, and told them to watch her 6-year-old kid while she went to work as a prostitute.

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-Laurie Kelly Allegedly Gave Beer to Random Homeless People to Watch Her Kid While She Went to Work (as a Prostitute)

According to court documents previously obtained by New Times, a woman decided to check out why a child in Mesa's Evergreen Park had been hanging out with homeless folks, who had been sipping on beers in the park for a few hours that August evening.

Eventually, the woman asked the 6-year-old girl where here mother was, and when the girl said she didn't know, the woman called police.

Kelly, 43, made it back to the park by the time police showed up, and police asked her what exactly she'd been doing tonight.

She told police that she'd bought beers for random strangers in the park, and also asked those same random strangers to watch her 6-year-old daughter while she went to "make some money," according to court documents.

By "make some money," Kelly clarified that she "went and sold her body for sexual favors," according to the documents, and said she'd been with two customers that afternoon.

The witness told police that the girl was in the park without her mother for about four hours, and her homeless, beer-drinking babysitters just gave up on supervising the girl after a while, the documents say.

"[Kelly] told me she hoped nothing bad would happen like injury or heat exhaustion...or even kidnapping, however, she told me she a manic sexual rage inside of her which she cannot control, and needed to have sex," the arresting officer wrote in a probable-cause statement. "As a result [Kelly] left her daughter in danger to go have fun."

For this, Kelly begins her 30-day jail sentence today. When she's done, she'll spend the next four years on probation.


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21 comments
robert_graham
robert_graham topcommenter

Who in the hell would ever want to have sex with homeless people? This woman must be desperate and you can tell that by the looks of her. She looks as if she just took a hit of crack and her AIDS medication too.

bobbjobob
bobbjobob

Oh wow, I would have glady taken care of the lil girl for her!

www.Anon-Surfit.tk

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

fan boi has to get laid somehow...

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan lol your mother would..probably why you have so many issues...either that, or your mom teased you with the tit a little too often...

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan shes not homeless retard, she left the kid with homeless people. learn to fucking read

robert_graham
robert_graham topcommenter

@danzigsdaddy @JoeArpaioFan I didn't say she was homeless you dumb fuck.I did read. What I said is she must be pretty desperate if she wants to have sex with homeless people.  She's a fucking whore fucking homeless people you jerk off.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan you have proven you not only dont know how to read, you dont comprehend what it is you are reading. are you one of those crack babies? there has to be some way to explain how utterly fucking retarded you are. 

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan and again you cant read retard. she didnt have sex with them, she gave them beer to watch her kid. you really are a fucking moron. where does it say she had sex with homeless people? i think you choked on a cock and suffered oxygen deprivation to your brain dumbass

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@danzigsdaddy im surprised he hasnt recited his daddies favorite line: "it puts the lotion in the basket"...lol

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