Joe Arpaio's Identity Change to "Oldest" Sheriff in America: Yay or Nay?

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Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio doesn't want to be called the (obviously self-proclaimed) "toughest" sheriff in America anymore, he wants to be called the "oldest" sheriff in America.

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-Joe Arpaio Wants to Be Called America's "Oldest" Sheriff, Instead of "Toughest"

Although Arpaio has liked to fashion himself as "tough" in the past, we can definitely confirm he's old -- at least as old as some of the folks sucking down Jell-O at Valley old-people homes.

"There is discrimination, believe it or not, against senior citizens -- big time," Arpaio told some blonde lady. "Nobody wants to talk about it. So, I'm 80, and I'm known as the 'toughest sheriff in America,' but I want to be known as the 'oldest sheriff in America.'"

New Times readers: do you approve of the name change?

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29 comments
robert_graham
robert_graham

Regardless if he is the oldest sheriff in the country he is the best.

comrade
comrade

Does this moron knows that when he says America, he is refering to the American Continent?

Therefore how he knows he is the oldest one, what a deluded, megalomaniac POS.

Dontbelieveit
Dontbelieveit

Are they boiling water in background for the puupy?

Cathy J Cross
Cathy J Cross

We're counting Joe Arpaio justice for Savannah.

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

Ask any Gerontologist, they'll tell you that by age 80, between 80-90% of the population suffers from some degree of dementia. Worst part of Joe being sheriff is- we all have to suffer it with him.

Dontbelieveit
Dontbelieveit

I personally don't think he deserves ANY title .He has single handedly (almost) set this State back at least20 yrs . The damage he has done to the people I don't think will ever be truly seen till he is dead and gone and someone with integrity and honesty takes his place . There's a special place in hell for racist bastards like him .......Hell no I don't like him and sure hell would NEVER vote for him .The MOST CORRUPT organazation in law enforcement in the country .Bar none!

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

is it me, or does he look more like the Grinch in that pic?

Warrior-X
Warrior-X

I for one, rather he be regarded as the most "CORRUPT" shurf in America. Sure, he's stubborn, cranky, racist and senile. But he's corrupt from head to toe.

eric.nelson745
eric.nelson745 topcommenter

How about meanest, most cruel, most corrupt, most dickish?

jonnyquest
jonnyquest topcommenter

Some cowboys are all hat and no horse. Joe is all head and itty bitty hat!

Peter Fullmer
Peter Fullmer

So is douchiest not on the ballot here? Could I possibly write that in?

Alexandrea Gunnells
Alexandrea Gunnells

There are too many other a he could be nick named, but oldest would at least be an improvement. There's at least truth to it

blindsmall
blindsmall

How about "oldest Nazi" Sheriff...

Joe Abrahamson
Joe Abrahamson

Still trying to forget him...he needs to retire...

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

yes he should be recognized as the oldest sheriff, and what do you do with old people? YOU RETIRE THEM. you take away car keys from old people because they are no longer reliable behind the wheel (oops....they already did that to Joe) he has already proven he cant drive, he ignores all crime except for immigration, so he has proven he cant enforce all the laws. he has mismanaged over a hundred million dollars and has cost us millions of dollars in lawsuits.so he has proven he cant manage a police department.  he has sent cops to hawaii on nothing investigations, he has cops conspiring and committing assaults, so he has proven he cant lead.  he cant recall if there were victims in over 400 sex assault cases (the ones he forgot to investigate), he cant remember daily activities of himself or his department (as proven by him in his testimonies in court) he can not remember things about his life (as proven by him not knowing whats in his own book about his own life that he co-wrote) he is uncertain as to where and what he has happen in his past (who kidnapped joe? when was joe kidnapped?) so YES, joe is the oldest sheriff and we are aware that he is now not competent to be left in a position of authority. not only does he need to hang it up, he needs to be put in a home.

dumpsterdiver
dumpsterdiver

Time was Chruff Payaso's great enemy.the times have changed and left left him irrelevant,trying to shake his patina of hate.George Lopez was spot on.

richybarra64
richybarra64

@JoeArpaioFan He's the best alright the best at cheating the best at lying the best at spendingand losing money on lawsuits the best in cover-up the best at forgetting HUH what did you say I don't recall ...if there were any? Did I miss any?Yeah he's the best alright jaf especially at making marinara sauce for his little fan boi

robert_graham
robert_graham

@comrade You're the piece of shit. I sincerely hope you don't use your own personal IP address to post your spiteful and moronic comments because .... we'll you'll find out soon enough.

Dontbelieveit
Dontbelieveit

@JoeArpaioFan The joke is in your hands fool.............Go play with your Barbies and wipe that snot off your face. Oh it's not snot it's your papis marinara sauce ......Oh well to each his own I suppose. By the way I've told you to stand up when you talk to me .: get off your knees your not at work.

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