Joe Arpaio Wants to Be Called America's "Oldest" Sheriff, Instead of "Toughest"



Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio now wants to be called America's "oldest" sheriff, instead of the title (he gave himself) of America's "toughest" sheriff.

As you can see above, in the (metaphorical) fellatio recorded on video, this is quite possibly the most awkward interview in existence of America's crustiest Sheriff.

It kind of seems like a first date, with this younger blonde lady talking about Arpaio filling the role of "father figure," as the "big daddy." There's a little hand-holding, and she explains she's polite because she's from Texas.

Joe loves Texas.

Aside from the awkward date, Arpaio mentions that he wants to be the "poster boy for senior citizens."

"There is discrimination, believe it or not, against senior citizens -- big time," America's wrinkliest sheriff says. "Nobody wants to talk about it. So, I'm 80, and I'm known as the 'toughest sheriff in America,' but I want to be known as the 'oldest sheriff in America.'"

Blondie smiled and giggled a bit. She seemed to like that, before getting into another 30 seconds worth of (totally metaphorical) fellatio, and more physical contact -- and this:

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Outtake: New Times readers vomit!


The blondie literally screams upon receiving Arpaio's underwear. She actually gives them back to Arpaio, so they can capture the transfer on camera -- and she giggles, staring down at Joe's drawers.

Did we just watch Sheriff Joe Arpaio in softcore porn?

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comrade
comrade

On this video the old fart looks like that cartton where the character, I think it was a turkey vulture

where it says: "My mama just told to go hunt for a rabbit",  or something like that.

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967

I think the title of "most senile" best applies to the Old Fool of MCSO. 

Especially when his senility kicked in during the Candy Andy and the Miscreants ethics trial. Remember "I don't recall"?

NotArpaioFan
NotArpaioFan

Immigration/Economic Facts:

Fact: The Hard Labor Immigrants gladly did FOR America was the very Foundation of America's STRONG ECONOMY, and the twenty-five year period prior to Arpaio, and his "Anti-Immigrant Rant" began in January 2008 was in Fact "The Most Prosperous period in Total U.S. History!

Arpaio, and his White Supremacist/Neo Nazi Pals are responsible in Large Part for America's Crashed Economy, and this new surge of Racism/Hatred accross our Nation.

Besides being a worthless old FART, who loves to see men in pink underwear.

"America is great because it is good, when it ceases to be good, it ceases to be great."

Alex De Tocqueville   A very wise French Historian, and visionary of Arpaio's Racist Rant in America.

David James
David James

What a colorful interview. Pink shorts, blonde hair, and a brown nose!

Gum Francis
Gum Francis

your wife Ava is wonderful . . .such a kinky betch~

comrade
comrade

I would say "The most corrupt shurf" on the world".

And then the old fart has the nerve to say that Mexican Authorities are corrupt; probably that's the

legacy that he left on Mexico, since he was there. He should write a book called "How to be corrupt

and get away with it"

robert_graham
robert_graham

He wants to be known as the oldest sheriff in America as well as the toughest sheriff.

Warrior-X
Warrior-X

He's more of a Mafia [God]father figure with a twist--racist, than a "father figure". He's so damn corrupt, that even the F.B.I. gave up on him. As one poster noted below.He's gonna drive this county deeper into the banjo ditch. With the never endinglawsuits and litigation.

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

lol first, shes probably so excited cause thats the first person of any notoriety shes ever interviewed..second, if hes a father figure, hes more like the abusive drunk kind lol...

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

that asswipe is singlehandedly sinking this county so far into debt that we will go belly up before this country does (and that will probably happen within the next 6-9 months) and this airheaded blonde ditz is fawning over him? well of course she is, she doesnt have to worry about murdering cops under his command in texas, she doesnt have to watch that flaccid failure burn through a quarter billion dollars in texas, and she also has cops in texas that actually investigate rapes.  she can have the senile money pit as her sheriff anytime she wants him. (someone ask her if she'd also like a pickled pig governor) it just goes to show, tea party people are absolutly retarded

QstionEvythng
QstionEvythng

Looks like someone has Daddy issues.  And it looks she has her own problems, too.

66rock
66rock topcommenter

Joe loves Texas?  Well, that is great news.  I'm sure they'd love him too so make your wish come true, Joe, go.  Go to Texas now, we've had enough of you here anyway, so go.  Get out.

robert_graham
robert_graham

@Gum Francis Hey screw you. I hope you and every one of your family members gets cancer and AIDS and then gets hit by a bus or a car to end your miserable life quickly.

robert_graham
robert_graham

@comrade Is enforcing our laws corrupt or what? If you are referring to him being corrupt for enforcing illegal immigration you better also call ICE and Border Patrol corrupt too because they arrest more illegal immigrants than MCSO does.

Warrior-X
Warrior-X

@JoeArpaioFan "He wants to be known as the oldest sheriff in America as well as the toughest sheriff."

Blehhhahahahaha!!!!....

robert_graham
robert_graham

@Lone_Wolf You are wrong, if you had your way you would drive this state into economic disaster.  It's the dumb liberals and lawbreakers who cause the lawsuits by suing for meritless reasons.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@Lone_Wolf  well thank you for the compliment, although i do prefer your "deeper into banjo ditch" line 

robert_graham
robert_graham

@david_saint01 I bet you'd never have the balls to say that to his face if given the opportunity.

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

in this case, drunk on his on ego...

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@66rock theres a lot of oil money in texas, joe can mismanage money to his hearts content. think of how many wrongful death lawsuits he can have them pay settlements on with all that money. the best move joe could make would be to go unnecessarily burn through texas' money instead of ours

Warrior-X
Warrior-X

@JoeArpaioFan Hey dumb punk. Pull your narco terrorist head out of your ugly ass. The MCSO is corrupt from top on down. Even if someone provides you with a boat load of info. Then what? What's the point of addressing you? You're a worthless sack of shit not worthy of any facts presented anywhere. In fact,  showing you truth and facts, is like trying teach an infant how to talk like a grown up adult.

Now back to bed with Ava.

teknik
teknik

@JoeArpaioFan too bad he doesn't enforce the laws. instead he campaigns for election 24-7/365 soliciting money from out of state fools who have no idea that he doesn't actually do his job.

joe needs to be a man and go after real criminals instead of being a pussy and pulling out the SWAT team to raid city hall.

comrade
comrade

JAF, Shurf arpayaso is  corrupt, if you know what "corrupt" means.

What laws is he enforcing? Only the ones that he makes up and the ones that are

convenient for his agenda and for the travesry of law anforcement that he

runs. He just plays people that are naive as yourself and the old blue hair

people, telling them that he is going to protect them from the bad mexicans

-therefore makiing him the racist that he is-so they cough up the money.

See, he just goes out there and stages all these shows at the taxpayers

expense just to arrest those alleged illegals, and where these "illegals"

end up? They end up getting a permit to stay in the country, meanwhile

you and the naive ones get on your knees and praise the old fool, that's

what he lives of, he is a megalomaniac, and all you naive ones keep

on feeding him, wake up.

MandyMountain
MandyMountain

@JoeArpaioFan @Lone_Wolf Homicides by torture equals meritless litigation? Maybe if you're part of the Third Reich they'd be meritless. The juries seem to consistently think otherwise.

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan lol i gladly would..whats he going to do, arrest me for exercising my right to free speech? oh wait, he would..lol..but man, id make a killing in the civil rights suit, so yea! lmao 

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan  set it up, i'd love to do it. you can even have a spot on the stage with me. i'd love to see your retarded ass too, so i could see where you wear the medals you won in the special olympics

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@NotArpaioFan dont forget, MCSO had a clear case of bribery against Pearce over the Cactus towing contracts in Mesa..and they ignored it so pearce could help them with that legislation...so much for upholding the law

NotArpaioFan
NotArpaioFan

Sheriff Joe did make up Immigration Laws by sponsoring/Paying to put his former Deputy Racist Russell Pearce into Office as a "Law Maker" to infact write both E-verify, and SB1070 for Arpaio in conjunction with Arpaio's Racist Pal Kris Kobach.

Arpaio figured out how to have Laws Written for him.

Arpaio is Corruption at its Finest.

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan @comrade lmao joe actually enforcing the laws would be a nice change...clearance rate of cases is less than 25%! and the homicide rates in MCSO patrolled areas has increased 165%. (fact) lol kind of hard to enforce the law when you dont put forth the effort to close the cases isnt it...fact is, up until joe and andy made a political issue out of it, being an illegal was less than the equivalent of a traffic ticket.   but your narrow minded ass wouldnt know that cause you are completely ignorant of the facts. 

robert_graham
robert_graham

@comrade Sheriff Joe did not make up immigration laws to enforce.  He only enforces the same laws that the feds have been enforcing for decades.  Did he also make up his enforcing burglary, robbery and murder laws too?  Fact is you just don't like the laws being enforced so you put the blame on other people.  How about if you go complain to Border Patrol and tell them you want them to open the borders and not stop or question anybody attempting to enter and see how far that gets you.

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan @david_saint01 I do, i respect my great great great great great Uncle Eli Lilly..who fought in the civil war, and who later created the largest endowment of its time (still in the top 10)..that means i stand for civil rights, taking care of the sick and needy (which he also did in San Fran after the big quake, handing out free medicine, supplies, etc), or just giving a shit about the less fortunate. Its called being a patriot. You should try it sometime instead of being a minion/sheep of a j edgar wanna be. 

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan ???????????really? and how old are you junior? i think most of the people here are your elders. practice what you preach, respect your elders. your comments are far from respectful. if you want respect you need to show respect. 

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@danzigsdaddy lol dont bag on special olympics bro...they are way above fan boi's intelligence level

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