Joe Arpaio Orders a Christmas Tree for Tent City; "Holiday" Music Will Play 12 Hours a Day

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Question: What is the only place on earth that has provided an Elvis impersonator, ice cream and cake, women throwing panties, coloring contests, a large Christmas tree, and an old man who likes to dress men in pink underwear?

Answer: The jails of self-proclaimed tough-guy Sheriff Joe Arpaio. In fact, the Sheriff is such a hardass about his jails that he issued a press release today to announce that he's putting a Christmas tree smack-dab in the middle of his favorite jail.

See also:
-This is What Went on in Tent City Today: an Elvis Impersonator, Cake, and Female Inmates Throwing Panties at 79-Year-Old Joe Arpaio
-Excessive Heat Prompts Joe Arpaio to "Cool it" on Being a Tough Guy

The totally no-nonsense Sheriff has also ordered "holiday" music -- like the Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas album -- to be played 12 hours a day.

"Arpaio has ordered that an eight foot fully decorated & lit Christmas tree, be placed in the middle of Tent City, a first for his nineteen year old canvas incarceration compound," MCSO's super-important press release says. "Inmates from all the jails will be able to listen, from 6AM until 6PM to various Christmas & holiday tunes sung by numerous performers over the jails loudspeaker system."

The jolly fat man says the deputies will totally dig the holiday vibe, too, so it's not just for the inmates.

"Even people in jail deserve a little Christmas cheer," Arpaio says in the MCSO press release. "People from many different backgrounds work here or are jailed here so the music we play is a collection from different religious backgrounds."

Congratulations on your votes, Maricopa County.



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danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

Joe has been trying to keep the christmas spirit all year round, just look at the county budget....its always in the red because of Joe

luislv3
luislv3

I think I just got holiday whiplash. Where did this decision come from? "Well in Sandland they say, that GrinchPaio's small heart grew three sizes that day."

PissOnArpaio
PissOnArpaio

All I want for Christmas is for Arpaio to die of a heart attack.

PissOnArpaio
PissOnArpaio

Piss on Arpaio and his dick sucking elf JAF

robert_graham
robert_graham

By the way, another major immigration raid is just around the corner. Merry Christmas!

85014
85014

Hendershott would have been the Elf but Rudolph was not up for paying for a heavy lift permit from a retired, fired Chief Deputy who is bankrupt. Lisa Abuchon would help be she's trying to defend her law license. Rachel Alexander would love to wrap presents but her and Lisa are trying to figure out what happened. Candy "Andy" Thomas is writing his own Christmas carols about constitutional law. And Josiepe Arpaio Fan is spending County bandwidth dollars from his special IT monitoring fund because he couldn't make it as a MCSO deputy or dispatcher.

Another Merry Christmas in Maricopa County. The rejects from Joe's Sun City Posse are still remembering the attempt to bust a whore house on Sun City Drive but they liked the free blow jobs and the MCDA decided not to prosecute. And in the interim, Joe turns 80, he has a permanent internet troll, and you taxpayers will fork over a few more million.

Peace out from another time zone and zip code. When Josiepe Arpaio Fan grows up he'll soon learn that a POS crib at 24th Street/Southern is just that. A POS working for a POS.

comrade
comrade

Probably he ordered the chain gang to cut a tree while they were picking trash along the freeway somewhere, the old fart would not spend a fucking dime buying a christmas tree.                                  

And finally he realized that he is not the thoghest shurf, but the old fart that he is

robert_graham
robert_graham

This article is despicable. If Arpaio decided instead to not do any of these things there would be a different article blasting him as being heartless so what's this author's fucking problem?

WhoKnows
WhoKnows

Will Joel Fox come back as an Elf, or maybe the Tooth Fairy!

WhoKnows
WhoKnows

Will this be like the time that Arpaio handed out paper fans to the inmates, and the handles turned into shives within 10 minutes, and Joke and his band had to collect them back?

Why does this state fail to understand that there are non-christian religions in this state.  Ask Tom Hornyboy!

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

Personally, I'd like to see the inmates have a say in just where Joe "PUTS" the tree.

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

Well now, ain't that just mighty white of Joe?

Tommy_Collins
Tommy_Collins

Even with his new appearance he's still an asshole on the inside.

How is MCSO doing with their search for Adrian Cruz, I wonder?

Warrior-X
Warrior-X

I recalled he doesn't want to be known as "tough". He simply wants to play senile "Old Man" to everyone, if I recall accurately. 

On a separate note, I bet JAFucker will enjoy all the Christmas tunes he can get while working there in the gulag, among the "illegals" he obsesses over daily. 

Bnbk
Bnbk

@PissOnArpaio I would prefer to see him spend the rest of life in the gulag he created.

comrade
comrade

JAF, You should say: Comming soon; Arpayaso and MCSO Circus presents another show, with the Old Fart as the Ring Master, and the Posse clowns doing some of their tricks ordering to the "illegals" to participate for the enjoyment of the racists and the blue hair people, for they to keep on coughing up that money.

robert_graham
robert_graham

@85014 Judging by the wording in your post I assume you are black. You definately have that "ghetto mouth" mentality so die motherfucker... DIE! I hate people like you more than illegal aliens.

Warrior-X
Warrior-X

@JoeArpaioFan There wouldn't be a "problem", if the Flaccid Failure had kept his septic mouth shut and not put out another lame presser like this. Just WTF is this? He's Santa behind the jails now? Seriously, when is your 80 year old corpse-like hero gonna do his job and start arresting the illegal criminals in your barrio where you live. You got a neighbor that's using his home as a drop house. But your octogenarian fuck buddy rather put a Christmas tree in the middle of Tent City. Pull your brown head out of your ass for once man, and take of whiff of reality.

WhoKnows
WhoKnows

@JoeArpaioFan "Jaffy, the Red nose butt kiss, 

had a very tiny prick,

and if you you ever saw it, 

you'd see it all covered with ick..."

robert_graham
robert_graham

@Tommy_Collins I think they'd do a better job of finding you. They've got your number.

WhoKnows
WhoKnows

@Tommy_Collins I wonder if Cruz sent the Joker a Xmas card with a picture of him on a beach with a couple young boys...

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@Tommy_Collins  shhhhhhh.......we arent supposed to bring that up. Joe is trying to distract us with a christmas tree.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@Lone_Wolf  he's only wanting to put up a tree so he can complain about the cost of it. like we are all going to be outraged over $40 for a tree instead of the over a quarter billion he's cost us already with his incompetence and piss poor manangement

85014
85014

@JoeArpaioFan @85014 The real officers and dispatchers at MCSO are working on Christmas, without hesitation or bias. You will be sitting in your shitty clap-trap crib eating Hot Pockets, masturbating to 1-minute porn on your MCSO IT sponsored computer, and watching reruns of Walker Texas Ranger. My ethnicity has nothing to do with your hatred and stupidity. Merry Christmas JAF.

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan you are despicable, a worthless waste of good air, and a plague on humanity...merry Christmas! lol

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