Jan Brewer Has Gone to a Top-Secret Location; No Reward Offered for Safe Return

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The Associated Press has reported that Governor Jan Brewer is not in Arizona, and the public is not to know where exactly she is.

From the AP:

"Brewer spokesman Matthew Benson said in a brief email to The Associated Press that Brewer was unavailable to participate in the general election canvass Monday morning because she was out of the state on official business...

"He later reiterated that during a brief phone interview during which he said he could not respond to several questions about Brewer's whereabouts."

The AP says this is a Sunday-to-Saturday trip, so Secretary of State Ken Bennett's the governor this week.

As far as we can tell, there is no reward being offered for Brewer's return to the state.

Please leave your educated guesses of Brewer's whereabouts in the comments section below.


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robert_graham
robert_graham

I heard that Stephen Lemons is missing in action too and there is no reward for his safe return. is this true?

JoeArpaioFan
JoeArpaioFan

Who gives a shit where the bitch is at, hope she never comes back

WhoKnows
WhoKnows

If WE THE TAXPAYERS are paying for her trip, and it's "Official business", seems Jan owes us a FULL REPORT on what she did on her trip!  She was spotted in DC today, per a AP story.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

the pickled pig is out visiting someone she knows kid (wounded vet) and doing it on our dime when she should be here doing her job. she also is probably also stopping off in D.C. to go suck up to Obama for a job, she did drunkenly support him at the RNC and say she hopes he gets re-elected

arizonawins2
arizonawins2

OMG you people are gonna look like idiots if shes out getting lots of jobs out here for AZ. you people who talk crap about her if she wasnt wanted she would not have been reelected if you hate her so much MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we dont want ILLEGALS or LAZY ASS LIBS HERE ANYMORE anyways !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

wherewasi
wherewasi topcommenter

Let's see - she is gone for 1 week (supposedly).  That is not enough time for rehab.  It is not enough time for cosmetic surgery and the healing process it entails.  If this was October, I would say she is on the East Coast for the purpose of attending the Salem Witch Festival, but it's too late in the year for that.  She might be out there trying to wag her bony finger in as many Democratic Faces as she can find, or she might be trying to find out what she needs to buy to counter-act my "eye of newt" spell that I am working on to remove Arpaio from office.

My best guess is that she is on a personal holiday at tax-payer expense and thought no one would miss her or question where she is.  Does anyone know where Russell is?  Is there a secret lover's connection going on?  I know, I didn't mean to give you all that mental image, but I'm just saying ... 

crockettlakeguy
crockettlakeguy

She's obviously eloped with Sheriff Joe. May they live the lives they deserve. :-)

respeket
respeket

WHO really CARES! She will not be missed.. and in fact if anything should not come back..

bobby5527
bobby5527

never even knew she was gone.  as far as where she went, no interest in that

JB20005
JB20005

By "Official business" they mean the Betty Ford clinic.

fasteddiekc
fasteddiekc

@rncbs @LOLGOP Very astute point lol

Ex-tucsonan
Ex-tucsonan

As I recall, the last governor to go missing was "hiking the Appalachian Trail".  But since Jan is from Arizona instead of South Carolina, perhaps she is on the continental divide trail.

fasteddiekc
fasteddiekc

@LOLGOP More Breaking News: Jan Brewer spotted with PePe LePew & Carmen SanDiego shaking her booty at a Latino concert

ExpertShot
ExpertShot topcommenter

She is attending a gathering of militias to prepare for the coming civil war - she is the Keynote speaker. 

patty7025
patty7025

Glad she's gone! Hope she never comes back! EVIL surrounds her!

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

maybe she got picked up and arrested? Arizona has leash laws, doesnt matter if its a dog or a pickled pig, they have to be on leashes

NoFestRequired
NoFestRequired

I've been told she was on a plane to D.C. earlier in the week.

QstionEvythng
QstionEvythng

Maybe she's nursing her hurt feelings over the fact that the only governors who showed up for her keynote speech at the Western States Governor's Association conference in PV over the weekend were the Association Chair and Vice Chair - the only two people who were obligated to be there because of their positions.  Even her colleagues have no desire to hear anything that comes from her mouth.

ReggieVV
ReggieVV

A tequila sunrise buffet in Puerta Vallarta Paid for by ALEC with Cathi Herrod in tow.

AWOL
AWOL

Perhaps she is visiting the Justice Department to answer questions as to why as "Commander in Chief", she did not investigate serious allegations against Babeu when he was a member of the National Guard. Babeu has been quiet lately.She has been a failure as Commander in Chief of the National Guard.

robert_graham
robert_graham

Lydia_Guzman, We'll have you Mexican protesters arrested for disturbing the peace.

lydia_guzman
lydia_guzman

If anyone finds her and brings her back, we'll have them arrested for disturbing the peace.

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

3 day booze binge...or on some trip paid for by CCA is my guess. (lol or both)

Wally
Wally

My sources tells me that she is up on the on the San Francisco Peaks at the Arizona Snowbowl and helping the resort "make snow"

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

they said she was seen on a plane headed to D.C. so Obama better not be pulling another Napolitano with Brewer. she's already made this state a laughing stock, we dont need her making the country one too

FredHiggins
FredHiggins

@arizonawins2 Jan is out getting lots of jobs for Arizona?  Sure thing, and she is also going to suddenly become coherent, cultured and well spoken.  Then pigs will fly.

MrDuke
MrDuke

@arizonawins2 Wrong buddy! We lazy liberal colored folk are here to stay! And we're bring on our pot smoking gay friends with us! And nice "OMG". What are you, six??

66rock
66rock topcommenter

@crockettlakeguy  but, but that would make them both bigoted bigamists!!  

 Speaking of spouses, is Mr Brewer still around here?  I haven't seen or heard of that guy for ages now.  Maybe he's missing too!  

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan unlike you, we like to hold our elected officials accountable..that includes what they are doing on state time while on the clock and getting paid. 

66rock
66rock topcommenter

@dumpsterdiver   Could be.  The woman is a serious contender now for the presidency now don't ya know.    LOL

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@FredHiggins pigs do fly fred. how do you think the "pickled pig" got there? evidently pigs fly coach, "pickled pigs" fly first class

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