Jan Brewer Going M.I.A.: Does It Matter?

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Governor Jan Brewer
Governor Jan Brewer is not in Arizona this week.

That's about all we know, because her location is apparently a secret, or something.

See also:
-Jan Brewer Has Gone to a Top-Secret Location; No Reward Offered for Safe Return

According to the Associated Press, Brewer's spokesman "said he could not respond to several questions about Brewer's whereabouts."

So, Secretary of State Ken Bennett's going to be the governor this week, in case you need anything.

Meanwhile, does anyone actually care where Brewer is?

Cast your vote below:



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James Bottorff
James Bottorff

Just wish she doesn't come back. I'm tired of her giving our constitution the finger.

ExpertShot
ExpertShot topcommenter

How can there be a poll when no poll link is available?  WTF!!! New Times Editors!!!!!

comrade
comrade

Jan Brewsky is uglier than a fight with knives in the middle of the night  in a dark alley.

comrade
comrade

Probably she is in a drinking binge,   you know, at her age is harder to get ride of the hung over

especially if she tries to get feel better by drinking more.

Or maybe she fell while drinking and got a black eye.

Don Blank
Don Blank

we can only hope she got lost someplace

wqcharleston
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must have run out of booze in Arizona

saltywench
saltywench

Rumor has it, she is in Afghanistan, according to Bloomberg:

"

Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer, who left her state for an undiscloseddestination on Dec. 2, is visiting Arizona soldiers in Afghanistan,according to a person familiar with the governor’s schedule."

WhoKnows
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@saltywench Why wouldn't her staff know then?  Is she afraid that she might be confused for a woman and be made to wear a head scarf?

"I had did done all I can (hick) do to kept you from Obama's war!  (hick)"

danzigsdaddy
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@WhoKnows in that country they have a tradition of covering the face of women, after looking at "the pickled pig" i think thats not such a bad idea

WhoKnows
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@saltywench Ok, I got it!  They have Brewer giving lap dances to captured terrorists as a more extreme interrogation technique than water boarding! 

Reyna Avila
Reyna Avila

Many have had their prayers, answered.....hope its permanent

Brandon Doyle
Brandon Doyle

Wow. After reading all these I've come to realise just how popular she really is. When's the next election btw??

Nomas Creativenative
Nomas Creativenative

It's always quite b4 the storm ,that bitch is up to something she will be flying around on her broom real soon , that bitch lives on 59th ave and greenway

danzigsdaddy
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so if your a wounded vet from another state, you get a governors welcome and thanks (as long as you are the son of the govs friend), but if you are a sick vet from this state, you get tortured and murdered by MCSO and the gov thinks thats okay? goddam.... glad i served my country when i lived in Illinois 

shadeaux14
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@danzigsdaddy Excellent point danzig.

R.I.P. Marty, unfortunately, you were murdered in a state which is too barbaric to hold your murderers accountable.

danzigsdaddy
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@shadeaux14 dont forget, Arpaio's answer to the questions of Marty's death "sometimes thats the cost of doing business", other police departments or agencies dont seem to feel that way. if that was truly the cost of doing business, there would be more cemetaries than circle K's out here. not to mention, if thats the belief "the pickled pig" seems to accept....who the hell wants to bring industry to Az?

danzigsdaddy
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what is she telling people she wants to bring business to Az? "in arizona, sometimes death is the cost of doing business. so if you bring jobs to arizona, half of your employee's might not live long enough to get pensions or retire. and if they are brown....well, then the survival rate gets even lower. not only can we offer your kids the worst education in the country, they might not even live long enough to make it to college!!!! think of the savings!!"

LegitQuestions
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Please stop asking about Brewer's whereabouts - that may only encourage her to return.  We are all safer in her absence.

Michael Schilling
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People didn't care when she was out promoting her book for her personal gain, while we the tax payers footed the bill. Actually, I hope she disappears forever.

Dapper Gatsby
Dapper Gatsby

I love you guys but ya dont do much research do you? she's been interviewed a few times by Fox & in discussions on MSNBC and reports have her in Vegas a few nights ago speaking with sheldon adelson, owner of the Venetian & GOP beneficiary. In fact she's had a higher national profile this week than usual

Darin Spyderdog
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she prolly just got lost on the way to the bathroom....shell turn up in a few days pooping in a closet somewhere im sure

Glenn Blackmore
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Yea, everyone gets an early Christmas Present!

WhoKnows
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The best thing she could do for AZ would be to stay lost.

rickthepr1ck
rickthepr1ck

i heard some racist family from chandler requested her presence at some ceromony for the son of some hillbillies trash can.  .  He must be a real big loser to request the governor there.

DNichols
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Hopefully Jan is getting wrinkles wrapped, and pinned around the back of her head.

However if this is not the case, has any one checked to see if she got locked inside the broom factory?

wanumba
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Hey, she is attending her GED class reunion.

danzigsdaddy
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its so nice to know she will go visit her friends kids on our dime, yet doesnt do jack shit for our vets. what a wonderful way to represent our state. is she aware there is a V.A. in our city she could devote her time too? it wouldnt cost her near as much to visit them

JoeArpaioFan
JoeArpaioFan topcommenter

This is such a dumb article. Brewer is in Washington D.C. visiting sick veterans. That's not called missing, it's doing the right thing for the holidays.

NaughtyLisa
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@JoeArpaioFan And I'm sure the citizens of Arizona are paying for it. No sick vets in Arizona? Is that the problem? 

Btw...you would know all about dumb.

FredHiggins
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@JoeArpaioFan 

She couldn't find any sick veterans here in Arizona? 

danzigsdaddy
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@FredHiggins at least she isnt thanking the sick veterans of this state the same way Arpaio does. Marty Atencio and his family recieved no royal treatment like Jan's friends do, poor Marty got tortured and killed when someone tried to get him help

danzigsdaddy
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@FredHiggins actually....her not putting face time in with our vets is probably a bigger thank you than her showing up. the horrors of war are bad enough, who wants to see all that and then see the sea hag hovering over your recovery bed?

danzigsdaddy
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@FredHiggins have you ever been to the V.A. downtown? there are a few thousand just sitting around there that would like to be thanked for there sacrifice and dedication. we have a veterans cemetary that is packed with the remains of people she could also have been honoring and thanking for their sacrifice too. so "the pickled pig" feels her energies should go instead to people in other states? i am not saying they dont deserve thanks and honor, but the people of her state should be the ones she should be first in line to greet and thank

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