Did You Survive the Imaginary December 21, 2012, Apocalypse?

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According to a handful of dolts, we're all supposed to be dead right now, based on some theory about calendars made by a guy who we'll guess was high on hallucinogenic drugs at the time.

Nobody really said what time the world was supposed to end today, but it's already Saturday in some parts of the world, so we'll count your current survival of the apocalypse thing official.

See also:
-Sedona Man Plans to Jump Off Tall Rock on December 21, Believes He'll Land in Portal

So, please indicate below whether you have survived the 2012 apocalypse:



If you need a more thorough explanation of why you're not dead right now, please consult NASA.



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ptcgaz
ptcgaz

lol voted top Yes hahaha wonder how many of the bottom yes voters meant no?


Luis Villa
Luis Villa

Any news on the guy wanting to jump into a portal?

reggieVV
reggieVV

Having to live in a State with Arpaio, Brewer, the Senile One, the Lipless Wonder, and the Topless Sheriff, who is the expert at search and rescue, is enough for one Mayan Millenium.

DennisDeLoach
DennisDeLoach

@phoenixnewtimes carbon monoxide from my old furnace made me stagger a little this morning...

Critical
Critical

You are a moron if you believe the Mayans ever said 12/21/2012 would be the end of the world, and even more of a moron to attempt to mock them when they in fact never said it.  How do I know?  Because the Mayans are still alive and well in America (remember geniuses, its continents not a country).  This article may have supposed to have been funny but it. was. not.

Chris Smith
Chris Smith

Much like the rapture, that whole thing was a fucking joke.

Captious
Captious

@Critical You are a moron if you believe he actually said anything about the Mayans. Did you even read the article?

teknik
teknik

@Critical most people also realize the mayans had other calendars that go far far past the iteration of it that ended with today's solstice. 


I believe we are past the solstice already. 

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