Did You Survive the Imaginary December 21, 2012, Apocalypse?

By Matthew Hendley Fri., Dec. 21 2012 at 6:00 AM

According to a handful of dolts, we're all supposed to be dead right now, based on some theory about calendars made by a guy who we'll guess was high on hallucinogenic drugs at the time.

Nobody really said what time the world was supposed to end today, but it's already Saturday in some parts of the world, so we'll count your current survival of the apocalypse thing official.

See also:
-Sedona Man Plans to Jump Off Tall Rock on December 21, Believes He'll Land in Portal

So, please indicate below whether you have survived the 2012 apocalypse:

If you need a more thorough explanation of why you're not dead right now, please consult NASA.

Tags:

2012, arizona, bell rock, december 21 2012, end of the world, mayan calendar, peter gersten, sedona

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ptcgaz

lol voted top Yes hahaha wonder how many of the bottom yes voters meant no?

Carlos M. Morales

I think I am...

Luis Villa

Any news on the guy wanting to jump into a portal?

reggieVV

Having to live in a State with Arpaio, Brewer, the Senile One, the Lipless Wonder, and the Topless Sheriff, who is the expert at search and rescue, is enough for one Mayan Millenium.

Miracle Mile Deli

We did! Time to start cooking!

DennisDeLoach

@phoenixnewtimes carbon monoxide from my old furnace made me stagger a little this morning...

phoenixnewtimes

@DennisDeLoach Oy! You better get that checked out.

Critical

You are a moron if you believe the Mayans ever said 12/21/2012 would be the end of the world, and even more of a moron to attempt to mock them when they in fact never said it. How do I know? Because the Mayans are still alive and well in America (remember geniuses, its continents not a country). This article may have supposed to have been funny but it. was. not.