12 News Anchor Mark Curtis Does Not Deny That His Mustache Causes Female Orgasms

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An actual thing that happened on 12 News yesterday evening.
12 News anchor Mark Curtis stopped short of confirming that his porn-star mustache does indeed help women reach orgasm, but did address comedy-news guy Stephen Colbert's accusation that it does just that.

Curtis did say on the 12 News newscast last night that his mustache has "mystical and therapeutic powers," which pretty much sounds like he can get the ladies to peak.

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-Mark Curtis' Mustache May Cause Female Orgasms (Says Stephen Colbert)

Now, Curtis is challenging Colbert to come to Phoenix, specifically the 12 News studio, to come hang out.

Since Colbert called Curtis "this guy" on the Colbert Report, it doesn't seem that the two actually know each other, for what it's worth.

Curtis also called out Colbert for being a little Frenchy with that Colb-air pronunciation, instead of Col-bert, so there's a TV-guy battle brewing, or something.

There's also a Twitter account called "Mark Curtis Mustache," with postings from the perspective of the mustache. Based on the "tweets" -- which include a total lack of dirty jokes involving getting ladies off -- it seems like Curtis, or someone at 12 News, may actually be running a parody Twitter account for a mustache.

Anyway, Curtis' segment on the topic from yesterday can be found below:

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I have a whole new admiration for Mark Curtis now.  Looks like next time the news comes on me and the girls will have to get together, watch the news then have us a cigarette.  Thanks Mark for making the news exciting again.


Colbert should do it!  He came to AZ for a piece on the Sun City MCSO Posse ("Really Old Cops"), for the Daily show before he got his own show!

Also, Colbert can check on how the weather guy Rob on ch12 can do the weather while he's also appearing as a Chippendale dancer on this season of CBS's "Amazing Race"!


Mark Curtis may just be the lucky "guy" in the valley. I'm pretty sure he did trysts with other local news anchors Katie Raml, Kerkpatrick, and others. 

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