Sheriff Joe Arpaio: The 25 Most Read Stories of His Previous Term

JoeArpaioFan

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The important thing here is I get to suck Arpaio's dick for another 4 years

Cozz

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@JoeArpaioFan

Well, JAF finally told the truth about something I see.

jonnyquest topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan LOL!!! OMFG!!!

jonnyquest topcommenter

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The most likely result of Arpaio's years as Sheriff is a steep escalation of payouts from lawsuits. This escalation would have occurred even if Arpaio had not been reelected. The fact is that MCSO does not have effective policies that limit County liability. An example is the Braillaird case. The woman was arrested, jailed, became ill and died from the lack of insulin. One injection, one cheap injection of insulin and she would still be alive. AND THE COUNTY WOULD NOT BE FACING A SIX TO TEN MILLION DOLLAR PAYOUT! Arpaio has had 20 years to figure out how to get his people to follow their own procedure. 20 years to set up documentation to avoid this kind of liability. There is the Sabrina Morrison suit now in the works. She and her lawyer want $30 million because MCSO didn't follow up on her complaints of sexual abuse by her uncle. You can point fingers at the uncle, the parents, and the lawyer, but the fact is they will get their millions because THEY HAVE A CASE! Arpaio has had 20 years to figure out how to prioritize cases for his department. Arpaio catches illegals? Good. But don't ignore sex abuse. OR IT WILL COST US $30 MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS! So all you Joe lovers get ready. Our fucking taxes are going up.

danzigsdaddy topcommenter

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@jonnyquest excellent summation of the problem. people like JAF cry and moan and say we are all pro-immigration because of our complaining about Joe. the last few sentences in your post hit the point dead on. "Arpaiocatches illegal? Good. But don't ignore sex abuse. OR IT WILL COST US................" Read the fender of a squad car, it says "To Protect and Serve" Are we under the assumption that that no longer applies once they have been victimized? Felonies and misdemeanors are classified at different levels for a reason. it sorts the more heinous crimes from the lesser crimes by degrees. Illegal immigration is a lesser crime than rape or murder, and should have less focus. it has taken Joe about 2 years to ignore over 400 sex crimes whereas it has taken him almost 20 years to stop the same amount of immigration crimes. prioritizing is something that the head of an organization as big as MCSO should be adept at, Joe evidently is not. Joe claims to be saving us millions of dollars.....true. but he is costing us over $10 for every $1 he saves us, and that is NOT saving us money.

NoMoreArpaio

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Hope the fucker has a heart attack and dies.

MaskedMagician1967

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@NoMoreArpaio I was thinking maybe a stroke...

NoMoreArpaio

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@MaskedMagician1967

That would be good to, especially seeing him sitting in some corner mumbling and drooling all over himself.

danzigsdaddy topcommenter

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@NoMoreArpaio like he doesnt already do that? you did see the pictures of him at his birthday go-cart outing right?

JoeArpaioFan topcommenter

@NoMoreArpaio I bet you wouldn't say that to his face. And I hope you don't live in Phoenix because once he finds out who you are he will make your life a living hell. Don't think that he can't find out who you are because he can. Once you are sitting in a 8x10 cell and it comes time for dinner, your food will simply be forgotten. You will suffer. It will be you who has a heart attack and dies.

DNichols

I would gladly say it to Arpaio's rotten face.

Just for the hundreds of molested children reported to Arpaio which he ignored, even as they were continuosly being raped!

Arpaio is an old bag of Rotton Gas!

NaughtyLisa

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@JoeArpaioFan @NoMoreArpaio Yes you might be correct that he likes to make the lives of his detractors hell...not legal of course. You would be supportive of Joe breaking all the laws as long as you get to jerk him off once in awhile from what I understand.

NaughtyLisa

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@UncleCrash Thanks for catching that. I'm kinda busy being naughty.

UncleCrash

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@NaughtyLisa Okay but just to let you know there is a fine line between guessing and understanding. And you said understand before guessing. Im just saying....

NaughtyLisa

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@UncleCrash I guess on my part. JAF is such a little douchy fuck the only thing is able to get off is himself and occasionally his bad uncle joe.

UncleCrash

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@NaughtyLisa I dont think I want to know how you know that

danzigsdaddy topcommenter

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@JoeArpaioFan so by saying that when it comes time to eat, NoMoreArpaio would be denied food? that would be an abuse of power and following a personal agenda and retaliation. that would also be illegal, so thank you for pointing out and stating that Joe is a crook and using his power and office as a weapon against any who oppose him. can they call on you for testimony when the New Times sues him for arresting their people as retaliation?

NoMoreArpaio

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@JoeArpaioFan

Fuck that asshole and you too.

MaskedMagician1967

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@JoeArpaioFan The Old Fool makes everyone else miserable.

Why can't we make him miserable for a change?

BTW, Obama got re-elected. The Old Fool best get ready for the biggest federal ass-kicking since President Dwight D. Eisenhower sent the 101st Airborne to Little Rock to enforce Brown vs. Board of Education.

Tommy_Collins

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@jonnyquest Jonny, when JAF goes out at night he is given one round which he puts in his shirt pocket (just in case). He doesn't know it's a blank, of course. It's reported that he is known to soil his britches at times when the excitement of holding the brass becomes too much. When he gets out of hand his mother makes him lick his lips and she sticks his face to the plate glass window in the living room. Not a pretty thing to see, but he can't get away and bother anyway with his mush for a while.

danzigsdaddy topcommenter

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@jonnyquest it does, and cracks too. PRE-pubescent

jonnyquest topcommenter

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@MaskedMagician1967 @JoeArpaioFan Red faced, inflamed pimples?

jonnyquest topcommenter

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@MaskedMagician1967 @JoeArpaioFan I wonder if his voice gets higher pitched when he gets wound up?

jonnyquest topcommenter

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@MaskedMagician1967 @JoeArpaioFan JAF really DOES sound like a kid. OMFG!

Gina Wilkinson-Montague

Trust me, there are a few things about Arpaio that burn me up and I've called him to task over those things when discussing him with others, but that does not excuse the way your magazine reports things(especially race-related stories).

Phoenix New Times

And it's kind of hard to blow things like ignored child molestation cases out of proportion.

Gina Wilkinson-Montague

And they're entitled to their opinion.

Phoenix New Times

Some would probably say the real fear mongering is from Arpaio and his supporters.

Gina Wilkinson-Montague

The way you guys word things and blow many things out of proportion shows an egregious lack of journalistic integrity. It only serves to fear-monger and inflame, and to cause division and further peoples' ignorance. Peace.

Phoenix New Times

Sure, Gina Wilkinson-Montague, because jailhouse deaths, ignored child molestation cases, racial profiling, multimillion dollar lawsuits that taxpayers foot the bill for, and a ridiculous scavenger hunt for Obama's birth certificate are "sensationalist hit pieces."

godhatesdems

The only story Joe cares to read is the one about his victory, the new times staff must be soiling themselves.

jonnyquest topcommenter

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@godhatesdems Victorious or not your taxes are going up to cover Arpaio's fuckups.

jonnyquest topcommenter

Hmmm...is it fuckups or fuck ups?

NoMoreArpaio

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@jonnyquest

Either way, get ready for another 50 million in settlements because of the old fool.

Gina Wilkinson-Montague

I'd suggest that anyone wanting to "prepare" ought to inform themselves; not read sensationalist hit pieces by the New Times. And, before I get any smartass responses, I read the New Times for their relevant pieces on food, beer, and the local entertainment scene.