MCSO Inmate Escapes After Duping Guards by Putting Milk Cartons in Jail Uniform

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MCSO inmate Adan Orduno.
An inmate in a a jail run by the self-proclaimed "toughest sheriff" in America, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, was free for nine hours yesterday, after using a method similar to that used in the 1979 movie Escape from Alcatraz, starring Clint Eastwood.

The easiest part for Adan Orduno, who escaped from the Lower Buckeye Jail wearing nothing but his pink underwear, was that he didn't even have to cross the San Francisco Bay -- he just got to walk around Phoenix for a while.

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According to video footage of Arpaio's press conference, which we didn't receive an invitation to (the Pony Express deliveryman must have been murdered on his way to our e-mail inbox), Orduno escaped from his cell in the psychiatric unit yesterday morning.

Orduno dressed up some milk cartons with his jail outfit, "pried the ceiling open," went through the crawl space, and apparently hopped a fence before hitching a ride, Arpaio said.

In the Eastwood rendition, there was a paper-mache dummy, a wall was chiseled out, and the escape route went through a ventilation shaft -- pretty similar.

According to Arpaio, Orduno then got a ride from a guy who said he thought Orduno had just been released from the jail, despite the fact that he was only wearing underwear.

He got a ride to his mom's place and got some clothes before getting tricked into meeting with an undercover MCSO detective yesterday evening, and he was taken back to jail.

Channel 3 was there for Orduno's arrival, and he told the station that he was tricked into meeting with who he thought was his ex-fiance -- which probably wouldn't have been a good idea anyway.

He also claimed he escaped by giving a guard $1 million, in exchange for just holding the doors to freedom open for him, so who knows.

We've attempted to contact the Sheriff's Office for some details, but we hadn't heard back at the time of this post.

In case we tricked anyone (aside from MCSO jail staff) with the photo above, we'll come clean -- it's not actually Orduno. His booking photos can be found below.

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Adan Orduno

Orduno was reportedly in jail on charges of armed robbery and attempted murder, and he's obviously facing more charges at this point.




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comrade
comrade

One of the guards said to the other one "Hey, look at this guy, he looks like a bunch of

milk cartons"

comrade
comrade

Hey travis, you and jaf are gonna hold onto the old fart balls with your teeths so you don't

get washed away by that rain, which is gonna be the old fart's urine.

comrade
comrade

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, what a bunch of morons these DO's are.

There we go, where is the security old fart. how long is gonna take to figure this one out. After

all is not ' Shurf niclkle bag joe and the mistery of the spiral stairs"

ArpaiotheClown
ArpaiotheClown

Just another day for Reno MCSO in Maricopa County

robert_graham
robert_graham

If it were Penzone's jail same thing would have happened so would you blame him too? Of course you wouldn't so screw yourselves.

travis
travis

another day, another story about an animalistic mexican criminal. someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street.

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

Here's a message to Honor one of Arizona's fallen Veterans, He survived his tours in Afghanastan only to fall to the abuse of the local Terrorist cell we call The MCSO.

 

RIP-Marty Attencio.

david_saint01
david_saint01

lol wait, they actually caught someone they were looking for? Ok, who hired a real detective finally...now, about those sex crimes....

robert_graham
robert_graham

 @shadeaux14 Marty Atencio deserved what he got. Truthfully it couldn't have happened to more deserving person than him.  It should be common knowledge that if you scuffle with jail deputies you will be tasered and that's exactly what happened to him. And because there is no such thing as a "safe" taser, life cannot be guaranteed after the fact.  But had Mr. Atencio been white would you still say RIP?  Of course not so screw you. The MCSO is doing a fantastic job of keeping criminals in check, it's just that you don't like our laws enforced.  What a shame.

robert_graham
robert_graham

 @Bubba MCSO should have shot the little weasel so instead of taking him back to jail he should have gone to the morgue.

robert_graham
robert_graham

 @david_saint01 There are no sex crimes, it's just your nonexistant excuse to cause problems. By the way, congrats to Sheriff Joe for being re-elected. I told you he would be so ha ha ha. Now I can rub it in like I said I would.

david_saint01
david_saint01

 @JoeArpaioFan  @shadeaux14 hey fan boi, do you know that some of those involved would be testifying that excessive force was used if this ever goes to court? Yeah, id shut up right about now before you get more egg on your face. PS there you go again, condoning criminal behavior 

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

 @JoeArpaioFan You better pray to what ever you believe in that you and I never meet face to face. I guarantee you will not like the result.

LBabeu
LBabeu

 @JoeArpaioFan  @shadeaux14

 You are one sick dog. A person like you is a coward and can only say sick comments like this by hiding behind a screen name and not revealing your  true identity. You are a attention seeker and your comments should be deleted when they concern Marty, especially today. I only hope the Atencio family does not read your sick comment. My prayers go out to them and all Vets today and their families.

 Sometimes, I wonder why a person like you attacks someone that is dead that cannot defend himself. Now, that is what you call a true coward. Be a fan of Joe's all you want, it will not get you far in life, unless you know something we all don't know. Does he give out money to his fan's? Have a nice life being a fan, because if you told your real name you might actually be something. Lucy Babeu

david_saint01
david_saint01

 @JoeArpaioFan  @Bubba lol now ive figured it out...i was trying to figure out who you remind me of..Ann Coulter! Except, you are a little more bat shit crazy than she is..you must be related to her though

david_saint01
david_saint01

 @JoeArpaioFan lol lap it up now...cause REAL soon joe wont even be a one trick pony anymore.  As i said previously, the GOP realized last Tues that they better change their attitude on immigration, or lose national elections. Already, Sen Graham is in talks with Sen Schumer to get their immigration reform deal done ASAP. When that happens, joe will no longer have immigration to run on and it will come down to his job performance..and with stats like closing less than 25% of their cases, 45 mins average response times to 9-1-1 calls, and inmates dying in the jail at a rate of 1 every few months (causing million dollar lawsuit settlements per), lol he wont be around very long after that. So, enjoy it now..cause it wont last long. PS you sound more like a little 5 year old each time you comment. "im going to rub it in....". lol yeah, dont you have some Dora episodes to watch or something...

LBabeu
LBabeu

 @JoeArpaioFan  @david_saint01

 JAF, just because you don't know what the word sex means, don't make yourself look like a idiot and say someone is causing problems. That has to be the most stupid answer I have ever heard. The way you talk about rub it in you, I think you been hanging out with my brother Paul Babeu, especially the way you say ha ha, you sound like you are under 18 and should not be on here blogging. You better tell Paul what you are doing, he likes Sheriff Joe and all and he might get jealous when you tell david  that you can rub it in. David is not like that, so, you are wasting your time with him. Lucy Babeu

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