Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Lofty Aspirations
Charges: Driving with a suspended license, possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, possession of a weapon in a drug offense, dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
We're going to guess that there's a near-100-percent chance that this guy drove a Pontiac Trans Am T-top at some point in his life. To his credit, it was probably bitchin'.
Charges: Taking contraband into a corrections facility, marijuana possession, DUI, minor in possession of liquor
"You didn't build that?" Get a load of this, Obama. This guy built that.
Charges: Criminal trespassing, failure to pay a fine
Man, we're sure this guy just reeks of cash. So much cash (three dollar signs!?!?!), in fact, that he can't even afford to pay his fines -- ALLEGEDLY.