Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Lofty Aspirations
This week, most of our Fourth Avenue visitors have some pretty evident aspirations in life. As far as we can tell -- being in jail and all -- those goals are not being met. Enjoy.
Charge: Criminal trespassing
Fair enough, pal. Did we say something about these people having goals in life? Looks like we messed that one up. All it takes is one decent "Fuck You" tattoo on your face to mark the point that you gave up on society.
Charge: Probation violation
See? Lofty goals -- "Money Over Bitches" tattooed right on the neck. However, allow us to point out a few things: star tattoos on the face signify what we'll refer to as "low testosterone." Also, if you paid anyone a dime for that haircut, you got ripped off. There's also that look on your face like you get scared of monsters hiding under your bed. Lastly, if you're relying on those 15 or 16 hairs to make a mustache, just shave the thing off, and wait until that whole puberty thing is over.
Charges: Identity theft, forgery, credit-card theft, possession of drug paraphernalia
Here we have a revolutionist in the making, who used a Emiliano Zapata quote for that chest tat. Oh, and friggin' devil horns. Rad. Big things are happening here, folks.