Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: How Not to Get Tattoos and Haircuts


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Charges: Armed robbery, theft, criminal trespassing, failure to appear

Report card: "D" in criminal justice, "A+" in geometry.

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Charge: DUI

Here's the thing, man -- no matter how long you grow the hair on the sides of your head, it's never coming back on top. Ever. It's time, man. Let it go.

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Charges: Assault

Oh, hello. Hi there. Is, uh, is this alleged "assault" on YouTube somewhere? I'm sure you didn't even do anything, it's just, you know, a friend wanted to know. I wouldn't even say he's a "friend," he's just some guy I know; he's just curious. Oh, OK, I was just checking. So, you on MySpace?


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MacBoy
MacBoy

Thank goodness these losers get the stupid, tats, so they stand out ... easy to arrest & jail!

truthseekeraz
truthseekeraz topcommenter

You are deceiving and misleading the public. Making fun of these people harms those who are in the system, working on their cases to get free, who do not look like this. Meanwhile, you're omitting those who are the real criminals on the outside, those in positions of trust who are under investigation, pre-trial, facing charges, in jail or prison. Are you getting paid by the prosecutors and the private prison corporations who are looking for more "customers"? ($$$'s)

truthseekeraz
truthseekeraz topcommenter

The criminal justice system is all about, seizing one's assets and transferring it to the "system", and getting more "clients". Next....

ricardocabeza
ricardocabeza

Mathew Hendley, you are a poverty-shaming douche. 

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