Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: How Not to Get Tattoos and Haircuts
Charges: Armed robbery, theft, criminal trespassing, failure to appear
Report card: "D" in criminal justice, "A+" in geometry.
Here's the thing, man -- no matter how long you grow the hair on the sides of your head, it's never coming back on top. Ever. It's time, man. Let it go.
Oh, hello. Hi there. Is, uh, is this alleged "assault" on YouTube somewhere? I'm sure you didn't even do anything, it's just, you know, a friend wanted to know. I wouldn't even say he's a "friend," he's just some guy I know; he's just curious. Oh, OK, I was just checking. So, you on MySpace?