Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: How Not to Get Tattoos and Haircuts


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Charges: Armed robbery, theft, criminal trespassing, failure to appear

Report card: "D" in criminal justice, "A+" in geometry.

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Charge: DUI

Here's the thing, man -- no matter how long you grow the hair on the sides of your head, it's never coming back on top. Ever. It's time, man. Let it go.

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Charges: Assault

Oh, hello. Hi there. Is, uh, is this alleged "assault" on YouTube somewhere? I'm sure you didn't even do anything, it's just, you know, a friend wanted to know. I wouldn't even say he's a "friend," he's just some guy I know; he's just curious. Oh, OK, I was just checking. So, you on MySpace?



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MacBoy
MacBoy

Thank goodness these losers get the stupid, tats, so they stand out ... easy to arrest & jail!

ricardocabeza
ricardocabeza

Mathew Hendley, you are a poverty-shaming douche. 

FilthyMcNasty
FilthyMcNasty

@truthseekeraz Oh, do they also buy the crack, tattoos, and bad haircuts for the debris pictured on these pages, too?

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