Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: How Not to Get Tattoos and Haircuts


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Charge: Probation violation

Now, look at this aspiring thespian. Maybe if mom would've pushed him a little harder, he'd be at the Julliard School right now. Then again, this guy just got out of prison less than a year ago on a burglary charge, so maybe not. And why is there a plant behind this mask? Feng shui? You're getting too artsy for us, man.

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Charge: Shoplifting

Imagine you're sitting at a bus stop, looking down on your cell phone, when this gentleman taps you on the shoulder and asks for the time. The only reasonable response would be, "HOLY F%$*ING S&*%!" as you run away screaming and tripping over yourself.

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Charge: Theft, possession of drug paraphernalia

We'll assume that this is what a mohawk looks like for the 6.9 days a week that this guy isn't at a punk-rock show. Either that, or he's trying to hide his unicorn horn. That would be awesome.

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5 comments
MacBoy
MacBoy

Thank goodness these losers get the stupid, tats, so they stand out ... easy to arrest & jail!

ricardocabeza
ricardocabeza

Mathew Hendley, you are a poverty-shaming douche. 

FilthyMcNasty
FilthyMcNasty

@truthseekeraz Oh, do they also buy the crack, tattoos, and bad haircuts for the debris pictured on these pages, too?

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