Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: How Not to Get Tattoos and Haircuts


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Charge: Probation violation

Now, look at this aspiring thespian. Maybe if mom would've pushed him a little harder, he'd be at the Julliard School right now. Then again, this guy just got out of prison less than a year ago on a burglary charge, so maybe not. And why is there a plant behind this mask? Feng shui? You're getting too artsy for us, man.

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Charge: Shoplifting

Imagine you're sitting at a bus stop, looking down on your cell phone, when this gentleman taps you on the shoulder and asks for the time. The only reasonable response would be, "HOLY F%$*ING S&*%!" as you run away screaming and tripping over yourself.

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Charge: Theft, possession of drug paraphernalia

We'll assume that this is what a mohawk looks like for the 6.9 days a week that this guy isn't at a punk-rock show. Either that, or he's trying to hide his unicorn horn. That would be awesome.

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MacBoy
MacBoy

Thank goodness these losers get the stupid, tats, so they stand out ... easy to arrest & jail!

ConcernedCitizenAZ
ConcernedCitizenAZ topcommenter

You are deceiving and misleading the public. Making fun of these people harms those who are in the system, working on their cases to get free, who do not look like this. Meanwhile, you're omitting those who are the real criminals on the outside, those in positions of trust who are under investigation, pre-trial, facing charges, in jail or prison. Are you getting paid by the prosecutors and the private prison corporations who are looking for more "customers"? ($$$'s)

ricardocabeza
ricardocabeza

Mathew Hendley, you are a poverty-shaming douche. 

ConcernedCitizenAZ
ConcernedCitizenAZ topcommenter

The criminal justice system is all about, seizing one's assets and transferring it to the "system", and getting more "clients". Next....

FilthyMcNasty
FilthyMcNasty

@truthseekeraz Oh, do they also buy the crack, tattoos, and bad haircuts for the debris pictured on these pages, too?

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