Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: How Not to Get Tattoos and Haircuts

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Every week we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week, all but one of our Fourth Avenue visitors are perfect candidates for a crappy reality-TV show explaining how not to get tattoos and haircuts. Like, never do anything you're about to see here, except give us the phone number for the last one if you have it. Enjoy.

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Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, possession or use of a weapon in a drug offense, presecription-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia

Here's a case of someone walking into the barber shop, and telling the barber he wants a mullet, but he also wants a racing stripe on his head. You know, he's here to party, but he'd also like to create the illusion of going fast. This gentleman also learned a valuable lesson with this combination: if you're blonde, and don't use enough red hair-dye, you're going to have a pink mullet-stripe on your head.

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Charges: Failure to pay a fine or fees

Here's a guy who doesn't have a choice but to support the Diamondbacks during their recent stretch of mediocrity. Luis Gonzalez ought to be proud.

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Charges: Probation violation, marijuana possession

Looks like someone's got a crush on "Kierstyn." Hm? Hmmm? Seriously, "Kierstyn" better be a 10/10 if you're going to plaster her name on your neck with blue stars and pink fireworks.


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7 comments
MacBoy
MacBoy

Thank goodness these losers get the stupid, tats, so they stand out ... easy to arrest & jail!

ConcernedCitizenAZ
ConcernedCitizenAZ topcommenter

You are deceiving and misleading the public. Making fun of these people harms those who are in the system, working on their cases to get free, who do not look like this. Meanwhile, you're omitting those who are the real criminals on the outside, those in positions of trust who are under investigation, pre-trial, facing charges, in jail or prison. Are you getting paid by the prosecutors and the private prison corporations who are looking for more "customers"? ($$$'s)

ricardocabeza
ricardocabeza

Mathew Hendley, you are a poverty-shaming douche. 

ConcernedCitizenAZ
ConcernedCitizenAZ topcommenter

The criminal justice system is all about, seizing one's assets and transferring it to the "system", and getting more "clients". Next....

FilthyMcNasty
FilthyMcNasty

@truthseekeraz Oh, do they also buy the crack, tattoos, and bad haircuts for the debris pictured on these pages, too?

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