Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: When Things Go Wrong

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Every week we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week, our Fourth Avenue visitors look like something definitely went wrong prior to their trips to jail, from head tattoos, to black eyes, to a guy who looks like he might -- might -- be able to beat up Justin Bieber. Enjoy.

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Charges: Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, shoplifting

We get it -- "badass" is a popular look for the jail environment. But between the waxed eyebrows, pouty lips, and two black eyes that look more like they're just covered in glittery eye-shadow, this fellow looks about as badass as the little troll-looking girls on Jersey Shore.

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Charges: Failure to pay fine, driving with a suspended license.

Hell yes, sir. Hell yes. You keep doin' whatever it is that you do, and don't let anyone tell you any different (unless it's a police officer, ya know).

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Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, shoplifting

Looks like someone took a big dump in their grumpy-pants this morning.


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ConcernedCitizenAZ
ConcernedCitizenAZ topcommenter

Missing from the mugshots are the elected officials and politicians who are under investigation, in court, in jail or prison. If you insist on dehumanizing people at least keep it balanced. The criminals on the outside are scarier and can do more damage then the ones in custody.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

Neck / Face Tattoos = Life Fail!

 

hth.

sliperymike
sliperymike

DUDE! This is funnier than the people of wallmart

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