Joe Arpaio Still Trying to Invite Himself to the White House to Drink Obama's Alcohol

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Sheriff Joe Arpaio, running dry on grandpa's old cough medicine.
For the second time, Sheriff Joe Arpaio had publicly attempted to invite himself to the White House and consume President Obama's alcohol.

We can't remember the last time Arpaio actually succeeded in inviting himself to meet someone (examples: George Lopez, Puente, the Mayor of Columbus, the CEO of Craigslist, and a Phoenix Elementary School), but he's made another request for the president to let him over to drink his booze and smoke his cigars.

As you may recall, it was just a few months ago that Arpaio said he "wish[ed]" that Obama would let him over to drink his wine and play basketball.

"I wish [President Obama] would invite me to the White House. He invited the police sergeant from Cambridge, locking up a professor -- remember, he stuck his nose in that -- brought 'em to the White House to have some beer," Arpaio said. "I'd be glad to go over and have some wine, and tell him about my 14 years as a top law enforcement official in Mexico, in the border, and give him some advice. That's what I would talk to him about, but you know he's not gonna invite me to the White House...A wine summit. And play a little basketball. He likes basketball."

New Times readers voted that statement the dumbest thing Arpaio said that day -- and there were several options to choose from.

Now, Arpaio's invited himself over again, telling Breitbart that he wanted to meet with Obama "man to man."

Why? "We'll have some wine and beer, and light up cigars," he reportedly said.

The only point of discussion Arpaio had to offer for this fantasy meeting with Obama was that "granting amnesty to illegal immigrants is unfair to legal immigrants."

According to this Breitbart article, Arpaio previously guzzled some whiskey with Mexico's president and attorney general, which we'll just assume belonged to the Mexicans. The Sheriff has previously refused to consume beer and peach schnapps with New Times.


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jon49417
jon49417

earth to joe....you aren't at the border

Jason Roberts
Jason Roberts

It takes more than alcohol to be able to withstand this man's arrogance and negativity.

DirtySheriff
DirtySheriff

Arpaio wants a "Wine Summit."

 

Classic, Arpaio usually  Whines like Hell about everything!

 

Hey Obama, if you consider Apaio's request to come "Whine" be wise, and wear earplugs.

Edward Anthony Green
Edward Anthony Green

Wes Ferguson your a fucking clown....what? ...you can't just combine your comments to one, maybe 2 posts on the thread? Ya see, this is how 'Liberals" get their pointless message across, they smack you in the face with it! We'll I'm SMACKING BACK! None of your worthless comments have ever been proven in court and are just left-wing propaganda and allegations! EAT SHIT WES! Do us all a favor, and GTFO of AZ!!!!

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

if we need someone to go debate politics on behalf of Arizona, we should send Paul Penzone or Mike Stauffer. at least during the election they were willing to discuss stuff or debate issues, Joe just hid in his office and refused to talk. our pickled pig governor "The Sea Hag" is more of a man than Arpaio when it comes to actually having debates (she does look like Ernest Borgnine in a wig)

FuckArpaio
FuckArpaio

Sure wish Arpaio would just have a heart attack and die.

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967

News flash Joe: When you embarrass and humiliate the President of the United States, you will NOT be on his good side (note the bullshit birther 'investigation').

 

That's why he won't invite your senile old ass to the White House.

 

Oh, and BTW Joe, you must accept the Justice Department's conditions of a monitor of MCSO and the jails. Maybe then President Obama will invite you to the White House.

dhuiz
dhuiz

When was he a law officer in Mexico? This is the first I have heard of it.

dhuiz
dhuiz

I have never seen such a media whore as this old man. It is shameful. Why doesn't he do his job and clean up his act?

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

so Joe (again) wants to know why Obama wont invite him down to the white house to discuss the issues of immigration........why should he? isnt that the same approach Joe took during the election about debating?  Obama was not my choice, but he won and i congratulate him on his win, but i would love to hear him tell Arpaio something to the effect of "But I thought you dont need to debate anyone Joe?"

Cynthia Kostmerchock-Kroll
Cynthia Kostmerchock-Kroll

Yep!!! Lets not forget he created an animal program that helps inmates as well as homeless and abused animals!!! I think he is awesome!!!

robert_graham
robert_graham

Are you ready for the next big immigration raid? Well get ready because it's coming!  And I hope that each illegal who gets arrested has kids, lots of them, so they can be separated from their children for a long time.

robert_graham
robert_graham

I never heard any squabble when the last white house drinking party happened back a few years. Remember?  Let's see, wasn't that a cop who was invited to drink wine with Obama? Obama won't talk to Joe because he is chicken and doesn't want to face the truth. Joe would put him in his place and that is what he is worried about.

Cris Cross
Cris Cross

He should be arrested and thrown into solitary.

K. Dani Davis
K. Dani Davis

Wait.. isn't this the same guy that sent a team of police to go to Hawaii and dig through Obama's records to prove he wasn't American? Some nerve!

Edward Anthony Green
Edward Anthony Green

Look, it's obvious that your a "Transplant" Joe has done Great things for this community, he's donated his time, and worked with Senior's, local charity's, Kid's after school programs, and animal cruelty issues, etc., etc. etc. I don't have the time to list all of the things he's done right... perhaps you should take a little time, and get off your ass and do the research yourself? I suggest you 'Google" it...

Edward Anthony Green
Edward Anthony Green

Derek have you ever read the New Times? you just described it to a "T" ....as for me, I'm not Joe's PR guy, nor do I have any knowledge of his daily, weekly, etc. routine, so I personally wouldn't be able to report on any findings good or bad, besides that's a Newspapers Job, not mine. What I would like to say to you is this Derek, GO FUCK YOURSELF! ...If you don't like what I post don't read it.

FrankG40
FrankG40

Poor, poor Joker..........nobody cares about his dog and pony show anymore.....too bad so sad......sucks trying to stay relevant

Gerry Valenzuela
Gerry Valenzuela

It wouldn't be that much fun. I don't really have too much in common with old folks but I'd share a drink with him.

Edward Anthony Green
Edward Anthony Green

Honestly why does the New Times write this shit?? Seriously, it makes your staff look like a bunch of fucking idiots....nobody gives a shit.

Bob Tyler
Bob Tyler

Yeah one more mormon joke and they'll kick me off.

Jaume Verdú
Jaume Verdú

Of course he wants a drink with his Daddy.

Mamie Zembal
Mamie Zembal

I think he's had enough enjoyment on taxpayer's money!! He better do his job!

Bob Tyler
Bob Tyler

I would if I drank. Want an autograph picture!

Tommy_Collins
Tommy_Collins

Just imagine what a horse's ass the old guy would be when he's impaired by alcohol. He doesn't need any impairment to be a perfect ass.

Tommy_Collins
Tommy_Collins

 @danzigsdaddyI personally don't care for Obama, as president. He's probably a very nice person, however. That said, I think he simply has too much class for someone like the local county sheriff, one of 15 in the state. One of thousands in the country. The President is just ONE of ONE in the country. He's not obligated to acquiesce to the whimpers of this wanna be who calls himself the shurf.

 

I do think it's interesting that the shurf is willing to travel to D.C., on the taxpayer dime, to have a beer and/or wine with the President. The shurf is so sophisticated he suggests he might mix beer and wine. Not so good, really. Even Mrs. Brewer doesn't seem to mix her scotch and wine. Could it be that Mrs. Brewer is actually smarter than the local shurf? Which of the two is showing more signs of dementia?

 

Bottom line, this stupid narcissistic old man has his feelings hurt because Mr. Obama won't pay attention to him. It's a bit like the puppy that whizzes on his master's leg in an attempt to be petted.

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967

 @JoeArpaioFan Is the next big immigration raid gonna be held at the BK where you work?

 

If so, I'll swing by there for a BK Stacker combo meal.

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

 @JoeArpaioFan For once your right Jaffy, Obama won't talk to Joe because he(Joe) is chicken and doesn't want to face the truth. Besides, everybody knows Joe only drinks Kool Ade.

robert_graham
robert_graham

 @Tommy_Collins Just to let you know, all these anti-Arpaio comments will only lead to more aggressive law enforcement. Arpaio reads these blogs and his thinking is that okay, so you don't like him so he will give you something to really dislike.  If you think slamming him will make him stop you are sadly mistaken. Another immigration raid is in the works! You don't like it, too fucking bad!

dhuiz
dhuiz

Thank you for the information. I don't see how he is still free from jail himself. He is nothing but a bully and a crook. I hate to think thay my tax dollars are paying his salery.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

 @Tommy_Collins i didnt want Obama either (and as you said, nothin personal, just my choice) but I do think its great that he is pulling a Joe move on Joe, and Joe cant handle it. so to Obama, i say "good one"

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

 @Tommy_Collins suddenly Joe is talkative? whats up with that tommy? he had all kinds of opportunity to discuss this stuff when he was in the middle of an election, with a couple people. that was the time to get his ideas out...not now

avm44
avm44

if mr. arpaio reads this which i hope he dose , I  hope he lives to be a100 yr old so he  can read and hear about himself , it won be pertty . I feel sorry for him .

 @DirtySheriff 

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

 @MaskedMagician1967 if you track my comments, i say i do NOT support Obama, (like tommy said, nothin personal. i just felt he had a little less on the plate that would help me in the end game) but at no point do i say i DO support Romney. to me, we as taxpayers lose with either choice. its kinda one of those "lesser of 2 evils" choices. personally, i laugh at what both sides believe they can accomplish. my sister is a staunch Romney supporter and really believes Romney would turn the economy around in the first year and would give us less government. i laughed at her and asked if she really thought all those asswipes in washington would allow that.......she got  quiet and never answered. i then asked her if she really thought the economy could be fixed in 4 years? then i even bumped it to 8 years......again she got quiet and wouldnt answer. i say the same thing to Obama supporters and that usually ends the discussion. i dont think either of them will do worse than the other, nor do i think they will do much better than each other. its just that with my circumstances and my situation....Romney had a few things that i thought would be better for me. (that doesnt mean it would have panned out though) i think there were some advantages to Obama as well as faults. i just believe the people who blame where we are today all on Obama are not seeing the whole picture. if they want to see a bigger turn around.....they need to do something about congress. congress is doing more damage than just Obama is

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967

 @danzigsdaddy  Just curious Zigs, why on Earth would you support Romney?

 

I can tell you, based on 12 years of living in Massachusetts, including during Romney's disastrous term, that he would have been a far worse choice for President.

 

ObamaCare comes from Mitt Romney and his healthcare overhaul in the State of Massachusetts.

 

Romney would veto comprehensive immigration reform. (Keep in mind that Romney hired illegal immigrants to provide landscaping services to his $12M Belmont, MA estate)

 

And as for jobs, Romney knows all about those. When the Big Dig Tunnel went up in Boston, the project ran extreme deficits and was so poorly constructed that the ceiling collapsed and killed a driver.

Tommy_Collins
Tommy_Collins

 @danzigsdaddy

 Zigs, he wants to go to D.C. to tell Obama, or ANYONE who will pay attention to him for several minutes, that only HE is in charge and the President must acquiesce to his every wish and demand.

 

Then he will have someone take care of his personal needs and he will travel back to Airy Zona for some of the misfits from Maricopa to bow at his very knees and once again Toto will be happy. I see him approaching the finish line.

NaughtyLisa
NaughtyLisa

 @JoeArpaioFan  Not new here but you wouldn't know that since your brain is hidden in a closet somewhere. 

 

You go and have fun with your Sheriff....you love him and he loves you so it's a perfect match made in heaven. 

 

At least that way you only keep that nastiness between you two. 

 

One more thing, Bobby, FUCK OFF!!!

LBabeu
LBabeu

 @JoeArpaioFan  @NaughtyLisa

 Hey, just a fucker, Lisa is not new here, that is how stupid you are. So, you go screw yourself. Great comment Lisa!!!!!!

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

 @NaughtyLisa  not only is your comment true, read JAF's reply.......he admits it. well done lisa, well done   

robert_graham
robert_graham

 @NaughtyLisa Hey whore, you must be new here. Go screw yourself. It is common knowledge in case you didn't know that. 

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