Best Word to Describe This Photo of Jan Brewer in a Christmas Sweater?

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Above is a picture of Governor Jan Brewer in front of a Christmas tree inside the Capitol.

This picture was posted on the governor's Facebook account, along with an explanation that she fully supports winter holidays celebrated by Christians and Jews.

"As you may know, in the past, state and local officials in Arizona (and elsewhere) have attempted to strip both Christmas and Hanukkah of their meaning, including establishment of policies forbidding state employees from placing religious items of celebration at their desks, re-naming Christmas trees as 'holiday' trees, and renaming Menorahs as 'candlesticks,'" the post says. "Under my administration, I call things what they are...a Christmas Tree and a Menorah... and will gladly allow both Christmas and Hanukkah to be celebrated at the State Capitol. I encourage my colleagues and fellow elected officials across the nation to do the same."

Now that we're all that much dumber, let's vote on the best word to describe the above photo of Brewer.

Cast your vote below:




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Dontbelieveit
Dontbelieveit topcommenter

She takes the phrase ' Ugly as Sin to a whole different level!

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

the caption for this picture should be "And here we have Jan making her exit from her annual yearly face first run through the Ugly stick factory, where she personally tests the capabilities of each and every Ugly stick manufactured there"

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

i think the picture would have been better if they had the tree in front of Jan instead of Jan in front of the tree

bobby5527
bobby5527

oh crap, fire whoever dresses her

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967

According to yahoo.com, Arizona is the 46th WORST state in terms of financial health, etc.

Hey Jan, I thought you said the state had an $800 million SURPLUS. If that's so, why is the state the 46th WORST run in the country?

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967

Look everybody! I have did finally get my bachelor's degree as a present from Santa this year!!

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

she ran face first through the ugly forest and hit every tree at least twice

ExpertShot
ExpertShot topcommenter

Meanwhile, back at the ranch -  the "tree" she is standing in front of is an example of an ancient tradition called a Yule tree, from which the Christian tradition of the "Christmas Tree" was expropriated.  The Yule Tree celebrates the Winter solstice and represents things far more complex than an alien being who was transported to Earth to learn our customs (like baby Jesus was).

ReggieVV
ReggieVV

Jan Brewer announced today she is deporting the Christmas tree, as it illegally immigrated to America with those dirty German immigrants.

PennTexx
PennTexx

@FakeJanBrewer @phoenixnewtimes The Grinch in drag.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

when i grew up we put an angel on the top, not a witch underneath

jonnyquest
jonnyquest topcommenter

Best word? "Thick".

rickthepr1ck
rickthepr1ck

i have not seen her this happy since she found out vodka prices were going down.

WhoKnows
WhoKnows

"Burnt out bulb on the sting"?

rickthepr1ck
rickthepr1ck

i have not seen her this happy since she found out vodka prices were going down.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

that picture is just another reason to NOT celebrate Christmas. looks like she was in one of the black friday riots and lost....BAD

davelog
davelog

Where's the option for 'drunk'?

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

once they unwrapped that ugly ass mug of hers they knew it was damaged, looks like someone kicked that package around phoenix for a few weeks

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

whoever unwrapped that thing should have left it wrapped. whoever gets that under their tree is definitely gonna be in the exchange line

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

1.  So much for the seperation of Church and State.

2. If anything, Stinky Finger Jan and her supporters represent the values of the Anti-Christ.

robert_graham
robert_graham

Matthew Hendley likes them young Mexican boy cock. He even pays for it. I heard he was spotted sucking a Mexican boy dick at the bookstore on 24th Street near Washington.

robert_graham
robert_graham

Matthew Hendley is a real SOB! Maybe the next time he fucks his lover Stephen Lemons he will catch AIDS. Or if not I hope he catches cancer and croaks. How dare he write this despicable article. Yellow journalism at it's worst.

davelog
davelog

@danzigsdaddy It looks like her face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with an icepick.

jonnyquest
jonnyquest topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan Sounds like you think about this. Maybe a lot. Have you talked with your priest about this? Oh, you did...@JoeArpaioFan

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan dont confuse Matt with your lifestyle choices bitch boy.   We know you like to swallow and take man juice to the face...

Dontbelieveit
Dontbelieveit topcommenter

@JoeArpaioFan Dumb fuck you don't Catch cancer........Why do you think everyone has YOUR bad habits?You are the one that pitches ,and catches you swallow.......... you like to lick your papis taint and you Still have mayo running down you face .You ought to take a long look at yourself  jaf ..your a pathetic moron with NO sense at all.........now get back to work MR  Burger shit!

rickthepr1ck
rickthepr1ck

joe aparia fan is a gay boy.  he is pissed because he caught his boyfrind going down on his dad.   What a loser, cant even find a proper boyfriend.

WhoKnows
WhoKnows

@JoeArpaioFan You seems to have the Burger King's "special sauce" running out of your butt!

rickthepr1ck
rickthepr1ck

joe aparia fan is a gay boy.  he is pissed because he caught his boyfrind going down on his dad.   What a loser, cant even find a proper boyfriend.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@MaskedMagician1967 you read it wrong, i saw the same list. its the 4th worst not the 47th worst, 47th worst would make it the 4th best

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

 nice place to visit, wouldnt want to pay taxes there though

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@MaskedMagician1967 1st worst was california, 2nd was rhode island,  3rd went to illinois, and we got 4th place, 

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