Best Word to Describe This Photo of Jan Brewer in a Christmas Sweater?

phxmusicman64

She takes the phrase ' Ugly as Sin to a whole different level!

danzigsdaddy topcommenter

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the caption for this picture should be "And here we have Jan making her exit from her annual yearly face first run through the Ugly stick factory, where she personally tests the capabilities of each and every Ugly stick manufactured there"

comrade

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SCROOGE BITCH!

danzigsdaddy topcommenter

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i think the picture would have been better if they had the tree in front of Jan instead of Jan in front of the tree

bobby5527

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oh crap, fire whoever dresses her

MaskedMagician1967

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According to yahoo.com, Arizona is the 46th WORST state in terms of financial health, etc.

Hey Jan, I thought you said the state had an $800 million SURPLUS. If that's so, why is the state the 46th WORST run in the country?

danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@MaskedMagician1967 im gonna give you a minute to think about that

danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@MaskedMagician1967 you read it wrong, i saw the same list. its the 4th worst not the 47th worst, 47th worst would make it the 4th best

MaskedMagician1967

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@danzigsdaddy Yup. Just like MA, where they tax you beyond belief.

danzigsdaddy topcommenter

nice place to visit, wouldnt want to pay taxes there though

MaskedMagician1967

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@danzigsdaddyWouldn't surprise me, though I too have family in Cali and would definitely love to visit there.

danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@MaskedMagician1967 i have family in cali, from the way they talk....cali plans on holding that title too

MaskedMagician1967

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@danzigsdaddy My bad. Thanks for pointing that out.

danzigsdaddy topcommenter

@MaskedMagician1967 1st worst was california, 2nd was rhode island, 3rd went to illinois, and we got 4th place,

MaskedMagician1967

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Look everybody! I have did finally get my bachelor's degree as a present from Santa this year!!

PissOnBrewer

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Bitch (in a red sweater)

danzigsdaddy topcommenter

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she ran face first through the ugly forest and hit every tree at least twice

phxmusicman64

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@danzigsdaddy I think she got HIT by a whole forest of UGLY sticks

ExpertShot topcommenter

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Meanwhile, back at the ranch - the "tree" she is standing in front of is an example of an ancient tradition called a Yule tree, from which the Christian tradition of the "Christmas Tree" was expropriated. The Yule Tree celebrates the Winter solstice and represents things far more complex than an alien being who was transported to Earth to learn our customs (like baby Jesus was).

ReggieVV

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Jan Brewer announced today she is deporting the Christmas tree, as it illegally immigrated to America with those dirty German immigrants.

MaskedMagician1967

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@ReggieVV Lol.

PennTexx

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@FakeJanBrewer @phoenixnewtimes The Grinch in drag.

danzigsdaddy topcommenter

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when i grew up we put an angel on the top, not a witch underneath

LegitQuestions

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@danzigsdaddy Best comment ever!

jonnyquest topcommenter

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Best word? "Thick".

rickthepr1ck

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i have not seen her this happy since she found out vodka prices were going down.

MaskedMagician1967

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@rickthepr1ck GED Jan prefers Johnnie Walker Blue Label scotch. Although vodka isn't bad either.

WhoKnows

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"Burnt out bulb on the sting"?

rickthepr1ck

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i have not seen her this happy since she found out vodka prices were going down.

danzigsdaddy topcommenter

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that picture is just another reason to NOT celebrate Christmas. looks like she was in one of the black friday riots and lost....BAD

davelog

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@danzigsdaddy It looks like her face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with an icepick.

davelog

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Where's the option for 'drunk'?

danzigsdaddy topcommenter

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once they unwrapped that ugly ass mug of hers they knew it was damaged, looks like someone kicked that package around phoenix for a few weeks

danzigsdaddy topcommenter

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whoever unwrapped that thing should have left it wrapped. whoever gets that under their tree is definitely gonna be in the exchange line

david_saint01 topcommenter

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ive got a better word...Grinch

shadeaux14 topcommenter

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1. So much for the seperation of Church and State.

2. If anything, Stinky Finger Jan and her supporters represent the values of the Anti-Christ.

JoeArpaioFan topcommenter

Matthew Hendley likes them young Mexican boy cock. He even pays for it. I heard he was spotted sucking a Mexican boy dick at the bookstore on 24th Street near Washington.

MaskedMagician1967

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@JoeArpaioFan Interesting, because I saw you at the same intersection sucking on a huge Black cock.

PissOnBrewer

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@JoeArpaioFan

...and you're nothing but a pussy punk

jonnyquest topcommenter

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@JoeArpaioFan Sounds like you think about this. Maybe a lot. Have you talked with your priest about this? Oh, you did...@JoeArpaioFan

david_saint01 topcommenter

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@JoeArpaioFan dont confuse Matt with your lifestyle choices bitch boy. We know you like to swallow and take man juice to the face...

JoeArpaioFan topcommenter

Matthew Hendley is a real SOB! Maybe the next time he fucks his lover Stephen Lemons he will catch AIDS. Or if not I hope he catches cancer and croaks. How dare he write this despicable article. Yellow journalism at it's worst.

MaskedMagician1967

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@JoeArpaioFan Go back to the mental institution JAF.

phxmusicman64

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@JoeArpaioFan Dumb fuck you don't Catch cancer........Why do you think everyone has YOUR bad habits?You are the one that pitches ,and catches you swallow.......... you like to lick your papis taint and you Still have mayo running down you face .You ought to take a long look at yourself jaf ..your a pathetic moron with NO sense at all.........now get back to work MR Burger shit!