Best Reader-Submitted Name for Arizona's (Imaginary) New Government?

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If there's one thing all of the secession talk has provided, it's awesome names for Arizona's new government when it becomes a nation (which is never).

For those who missed it, roughly 18,500 people who signed a petition on the Internet, asking the White House to let Arizona secede and start its own government, and it's pretty clear they didn't really think things through.

See also:
-Obama Haters Are So Upset That They're Asking the White House to Let Arizona Secede
-Attention Arizona Secessionists: Some Considerations for Your Brilliant Plan

For this morning's poll, select the best New Times reader-submitted name for Arizona when it becomes a new nation, again, which is never. Ever.

Cast your vote below (reader handles in parentheses):




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brmorris65
brmorris65

Adding a little fuel to the fire; "The American Constitution contains no clause that allows a state or states to secede from the union, so the response from the White House will be interesting." Do tell...

katedemp
katedemp

How about a new Arizona political party. Its called ASSHOLE:

A-Arizona

S-Separate

S-Simpltons

H-Hating

O-Obama

L-Latinos

E-Everyday

 

Led be the Fuhrer of the ASSHOLE Party: Jan Brewer!!

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

what would it matter? its not like our drunk ass governor would be able to pronounce it after her typical liquid lunch

sinoficio
sinoficio like.author.displayName 1 Like

How about "Kingdom of Arpaiophiles"

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