Best Reader-Submitted Name for Arizona's (Imaginary) New Government?

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chronicleoftheoldwest.com
If there's one thing all of the secession talk has provided, it's awesome names for Arizona's new government when it becomes a nation (which is never).

For those who missed it, roughly 18,500 people who signed a petition on the Internet, asking the White House to let Arizona secede and start its own government, and it's pretty clear they didn't really think things through.

See also:
-Obama Haters Are So Upset That They're Asking the White House to Let Arizona Secede
-Attention Arizona Secessionists: Some Considerations for Your Brilliant Plan

For this morning's poll, select the best New Times reader-submitted name for Arizona when it becomes a new nation, again, which is never. Ever.

Cast your vote below (reader handles in parentheses):




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9 comments
brmorris65
brmorris65

Adding a little fuel to the fire; "The American Constitution contains no clause that allows a state or states to secede from the union, so the response from the White House will be interesting." Do tell...

katedemp
katedemp

How about a new Arizona political party. Its called ASSHOLE:

A-Arizona

S-Separate

S-Simpltons

H-Hating

O-Obama

L-Latinos

E-Everyday

 

Led be the Fuhrer of the ASSHOLE Party: Jan Brewer!!

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

what would it matter? its not like our drunk ass governor would be able to pronounce it after her typical liquid lunch

sinoficio
sinoficio

How about "Kingdom of Arpaiophiles"

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

 @drgonzo  @JoeArpaioFan Jaffy is planning to run for "President for Life" of the  RepubliKKK of Dumfuckistan. At least he wants his face on the three dollar bill.

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