Kyrsten Sinema Doesn't Like America, but Loves Flower Power, According to Vernon Parker Ad

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Kyrsten Sinema wasn't born yet, but she would've loved the summer of '68.
It's not every day that a Republican congressional candidate releases an ad that probably requires the consumption of hallucinogenic drugs to get the full effect.

Yet, Republican CD9 candidate Vernon Parker has this downright groovy ad out that's just too awesome to ignore, regardless of the political content.

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-Can Kyrsten Sinema Win in Congressional District 9?

From this ad, we can conclude that his Democratic opponent, Kyrsten Sinema, is running on flower power, she doesn't like war, and toward the end of the ad, it's said that Sinema has "promoted hatred" toward the U.S. of A.

"And perhaps the weirdest of all, Sinema participated in Pagan rituals, singing and spiraling during an anti-war protest," the non-hippie narrator says in the ad.

If you watch cable television in the area, you've probably seen the similar ad from a pro-Parker political-action committee, which is set in outer space.

Like that ad, and most political ads, really, there are a few misleading things about the hippie ad.

When it says Sinema described herself as a "socialist," she actually described herself as a "Prada socialist," which she explained has to do with clothes and accessories, or something like that. Also, it'd be OK if she's "too extreme for central Phoenix," because that's not where her district is.

There's some other questionable stuff in the ad, but that's not the point -- the hippie theme is just too great to pass up. Pop some LSD, and check out the ad below:



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22 comments
number6
number6

Gotta hate those hippies and freaks. They brought us Civil Rights, Women's Rights, the end of the Vietnam war, and enviromental conciousness. The military-industrial complex is still around, my friends.

NoPenzone
NoPenzone

Exactly like the commercials say, she is way far out.

Central_Phx_Resident
Central_Phx_Resident

Um, I live right in the heart of Central Phoenix, and I'm in this district..

maxonepercent
maxonepercent

Kyrsten is very hot, but she is also pretty far out there.  She has made some comments on tape over the years that just seem like the kind of thing a pothead crackpot would say to her friends in private.  She clearly lacks the "dignitas" required of a US Representative for a major district like CD 9.

waterlogged
waterlogged

She is too far out. I'm voting for Vernon Parker.

Stepherinbaker
Stepherinbaker

@justamexican Vernon Parker is the worst ughhhh!

northernlights
northernlights

one doesn't "pop" lsd, one "drops" lsd. I shouldn't have to be correcting you new times degenerates when it comes to druggie parlance.

Tommy_Collins
Tommy_Collins

The ads about Sinema don't really tell me much. I simply don't like most of what she has done while in office, and for her to be two faced about Russell Pearce and not have the courage to publicly castigate him after what he did to the people of the state of Arizona, is unforgivable at the ballot box. She can float away and live someplace else in her bubble.

maxonepercent
maxonepercent

 @number6 No politicians and the voters brought those things, the hippies just stood around getting high in the background while it was going on.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

 @NoPenzone you betcha scotty, or should i say scotty's "cousin" (wink, wink)

NoPenzone
NoPenzone

 @maxonepercent She would not be good for Arizona.  All she is interested in is being what they call the 'company whore".

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

 @Tommy_Collins But considering that it's either her, or Tea-Party wannabe Vernon Parker, who ya gonna vote for?

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

 @NoPenzone  we find your ideas fascinating! were can we hear more scotty......or should i say scotty's "cousin" 

maxonepercent
maxonepercent

 @truthseekeraz LOL, is this supposed to make sense?  Its like you are just spurting blurbs and catch phrases you picked up watching MSNBC or something.

maxonepercent
maxonepercent

 @truthseekeraz Both Romney and Ryan came out and said they would not pass any additional abortion restrictions so I have no idea what you are babbling on about.

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