Child Molester Sues for Obama's DNA, Plans to Compare It to Osama Bin Laden's

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A convicted child molester filed a mostly incoherent lawsuit yesterday in U.S. District Court here, seemingly asking for DNA samples from President Obama, Osama bin Laden, and Saddam Hussein.

The convicted child molester is Arnold Begay, whose lawsuit is postmarked out of a low-security federal prison in North Carolina.

According to Begay's grammatically challenged lawsuit, "President Barack Hussein Obama II has violated the United States of America's Constitutions Articles, also the United State of America Constitutional Amendment all of them." (Sic on all of that.)

As is the case with many of our local "birthers," Begay alleges that President Obama has not proven himself to be a natural-born citizen.

Thus, Begay is asking the court -- again, as written -- "to get a 'DNA' on the Defendent with Sedaum Hussein, Barack Hussein Obama, and also with Stanly Ana Durham for speculation. also with Osama Bin Laden." (Stanley Ann Dunham is the president's mother.)

Begay claims Obama violated the constitution when he ran for president, as well as when he ran for "Sentor."

"There for," Begay says he would like a speedy jury trial.

He also wants all of the U.S. government, including Congress, "Billy" Clinton, and every single employee of CNN to be placed somewhere, but it appears that he forgot the word designating a location.

The lawsuit was actually given a case number and assigned to a judge.

Begay, a former New Mexico resident, has been in prison since 2002, when he pleaded guilty to aggravated sexual abuse of a child. According to his plea agreement, he also has a previous conviction for sexually abusing a child. A Federal Bureau of Prisons database says Begay's expected to be released in May, 2014.

Read his whole lawsuit below:

Child Molester Sues for Obama's DNA


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Kaytora
Kaytora

and they are letting trash like this back out on the streets where is the justice for the little kids he hurt

travlindr
travlindr

Why does the press even publish this stuff?  

mikegatliff
mikegatliff

I'm beginning to believe the Mexican Drug Lords is putting something in the drinking water in your state. I can mark that state off my bucket list to visit now that I'm retired.  

BIGIRV75
BIGIRV75

@beth4158 I have no idea why RWers think why most people think they are nuts!Lol

iamlittle1
iamlittle1

@GivePoetry1 @phoenixnewtimes Oy Vey, make it stop! Surprised Trump didnt think of that.

dominatornaz_sgt
dominatornaz_sgt

Coming from a source as clean as a dog's poop, it will never be taken seriously. And, that last name! I know it's Native-American because I served in the Army with someone with the same last name, so nothing against the Native Americans. How appropriate is that last name for a molester? 

Flyer9753
Flyer9753 topcommenter

and the nuts just keep on coming.....

ptcgaz
ptcgaz

LMAO what? This is absurd! Did he write the lawsuit in crayon?

shadeaux14
shadeaux14 topcommenter

As a child molester in prison, I'm sure Mr. Begay never runs out of DNA donations.

eric.nelson745
eric.nelson745 topcommenter

All you legal beagles out there... anyone conversant in immigration law... seems to me that Obama is a citizen even though he may have been born in Kenya. His mother was a US citizen. Don't forget as well that Willard's dad was born in Mexico to American parents and was fully qualified to serve as POTUS. If I'm right this whole brouhaha is beyond ridiculous and absurd.

biffguiznot
biffguiznot

Makes as much sense as any case by dentist/realtor/martial artist/birther Orly Taitz. But, then, she has been licensed as a lawyer for 10 years.

buttersquash
buttersquash

A child molester.  He'll fit right in with the rest of the birther scum.

shoshuga
shoshuga

@saalon as my republican father says, Arizona makes ME look like a lefty.

libraryyeti
libraryyeti

@saalon Countdown to Michelle Malkin rallying to his defense ...

jcurries
jcurries

@saalon Obama makes the best enemies.

cissell
cissell

@saalon He want's to "get a DNA" - wacko.

beth4158
beth4158

@IEATMAN75 I know, right? Such reasonable theories and requests.

GivePoetry1
GivePoetry1

@iamlittle1 @phoenixnewtimes Unreal, right?

asdfjkl
asdfjkl

 @dominatornaz_sgt Exactly how is "Begay" (or "Be gay", as you are saying) appropriate for a child molester? Statistically, a far higher percentage of girls are molested than boys, and a molester of boys isn't necessarily gay. As nutty as this is, it does not warrant baseless insinuations as to gay men being child molesters.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

 @JoeArpaioFan heres the funny part. joe, zullo and corsi have been trying to run with the same stuff and havent been able to get a case. this half literate cho-mo, on his first try (from prison) actually got a case number. kinda tells ya the validity of joes case doesnt it? maybe the cho-mo is going to be the tea partys replacement for arpaio. they both seem to feel rape or child molestation are acceptable..

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

 @JoeArpaioFan and if a half literate convicted child molester says its so, it must be. sadly, people are taking him more serious than they do arpaio, corsi or zullo

cacyoung
cacyoung

 @eric.nelson745 Couldn't have said it better myself.  Case closed.  The birth-er issue is just a dog whistle for racists.

 Why is a convicted child molester in a low security federal prison?  That part jumped out as much as the lawsuit story.  

saalon
saalon

@libraryyeti Why SHOULDN'T the president let this man get a DNA?! - Future Malkin Quote

saalon
saalon

@jcurries The sheer scope of HUH?! on this one is kind over overpowering, isn't it?

saalon
saalon

@cissell Well, Obana did violate the United State of America Constitutional Amendment all of them.

iamlittle1
iamlittle1

@GivePoetry1 @phoenixnewtimes Totally. Typical that this weido is a Repub. Like Mittens would give a rats ass about him.

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

 @cacyoung   why he is in a minimum security prison is sad. (read this carefully, the laws are all written very vaguely) most states view pedophilia as a sickness or disease and will take some pity on them (just because the law views it this way, DOES NOT mean the police or guards do though). as for the technical or legal definitions of all this, i cannot quote verbatim. but this gist of it is, many people who lay down the rules or guidelines of reformation of these people feel it to be something these people cannot control. (i however think they are more of a threat to society than the drug addicts, thieves or check kiters that recieve lesser sentences than these people) they are also usually put in segregation to protect them from the general population of other criminals. while they are in this segregation, for some reason i cannot explain, they are considered non-violent and therefore easier to control. since they for some unknown reason are considered non-violent they are placed in minimum security facilities. in many states (arizona is one of them) there are many researchable and verifiable cases where repeat rapists are molesters are meted out lesser sentences than people with first time offences of other crimes (drugs, theft). if any body reading this takes offence.....i'm not supporting this, im just saying how the law is viewing them. there are many cops who read this and post here who will probably give  you the same story. and i repeat THE COPS OR GUARDS DO NOT FEEL the same way the law does about these offenders as the law does. you will find many of them treat the molesters worse than murderers, and for that i thank those cops who do

libraryyeti
libraryyeti

@saalon This man is a citizen & has every right to have his day in court. These judges are liberal activists trampling on his rights! -ibid

jcurries
jcurries

@saalon It seems kind of wrong to put the ramblings of a madman in the newspaper, but I guess it's hard to tell these days.

cissell
cissell

@saalon Good point. I want a DNA, too.

Irrylath76
Irrylath76

@saalon I liked that line. :) @jcurries

saalon
saalon

@jcurries Yeah. The reporter who pulled that story and got to type (Sic, all of that) probably felt like it was Christmas.

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