Joe the Plumber: Start Shootin' People Crossing the Border, and Vote for Lori Klein


A man who calls himself a plumber told people attending a fundraiser for state Senator Lori Klein that he's got the solution for the country's immigration issues, and he's been saying it for years: "Put a damn fence on the border going to Mexico and start shootin'."

That self-proclaimed plumber is Joe "the plumber" Wurzelbacher, of course, and that moment can be found at the 28:18 mark in the video above, captured by prescottenews.com (their recap can be found here).

"You know, for years, I've said, you know, 'Put a damn fence on the...border going to Mexico and start shootin','" he said. "I'm running for Congress, and that should be a bad thing to say. You know what, that's how I feel. I'm not going to hide it because I'm running for an office. I want my borders protected. I'm very, very, uh, uh, adamant about it."

Wurzelbacher's statement came amid a thought about how some Republicans currently in office hold back on saying what they mean for the fear that it shows up on the news.

Here's a tip for Wurzelbacher -- just about anyone who advocates for shooting a lot of people is going to end up on the news.

As we mentioned, the fundraiser was to support Klein, who's not so good with guns -- she pointed a loaded firearm at an Arizona Republic reporter's chest last year.

She also won a New Times "Best Of Phoenix" award last year for "Best Bigot," thanks to her hatin' Mexicans.

To the likely surprise of no one, Sheriff Joe Arpaio was the first speaker at the fundraiser.

Perhaps even less surprising, Klein was at a rally with recalled state Senator Russell Pearce earlier that day.



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kpegjer94
kpegjer94

With that NEANDERTHAL     thinking ................ME THINKS     Joe The Plumber    is probably a SHITTY plumber too..........

WhiteRetiredYouPay4
WhiteRetiredYouPay4 like.author.displayName 1 Like

I like his idea. Why put up a fence though? Hell, just start blasting with dynamite.

pszymeczek
pszymeczek

Why in Hades is Not-Joe the Not-Plumber even coming down here to run his mouth about things he knows nothing about?

nogales
nogales

to all you shit talkers you wouldnt last a minute at any border towns last time a guy tried to talk shit he got his ass handed to him..arapio can suck a dick and joe the looser can do it to i cant wait to vote arapios old ass out of office.i care about the people that come here and work..not the drug dealers they have their own thing they kill traitors thieves but dont mess with the innocent if the united states stop doing drugs things would come down but as long as theirs addicts you suffer jijiji

allanbartlett
allanbartlett topcommenter

shoot joe the plumber in the mouth with kleins penis, after she pulls it out of arpaios musky asshole. Open your mouth wider joearpiofan, catch every drop, teabagger.

 

JoeArpaioFan
JoeArpaioFan topcommenter

 @allanbartlett But apparently it is okay if drug cartels and illegals' shoot innocent people though, right?  I say shoot every illegal crosser now.  Allan Bartlett, go screw your mama.

ptcgaz
ptcgaz

 @JoeArpaioFan using your failed logic wouldn't that mean we would have Government sanctioned murder of innocent people?

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @JoeArpaioFan  lmao ok James  Holmes..i mean Jarod Laughner..i mean Charles Manson jr...relax, have a xanax and a smile. ps you havent visited any gun shops or shows recently have you?

wanumba
wanumba

White trash inbreds...what do you expect?

Cozz
Cozz like.author.displayName 1 Like

Slimesballs do stick together, they have no one else.

nogales
nogales

come on down looser we will shoot back who do you think you are any of you punks come to our border town we will kik youre Aass and send you back to the trailer parks were you crawld out of..fukers think violence is the answer.....is not but if you come down with the drama we will give you drama!!!!!!!

bob_lablaw96
bob_lablaw96 topcommenter

 @nogales You spelling and grammar are atrocious!  Where did you get your education?  Mexico?

 

Pendejo!

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

 @bob_lablaw96  @nogales what are you, the spelling police? Grammar nazi...who gives two shits what he types..asshole. Better than your bitch arpaiofan..kid cant compute 2+2. 

allanbartlett
allanbartlett topcommenter

 @david_saint01

 2 + 2 is how joearpaiofan takes his border patrol lovers.

Two in his PINK, two in his STINK.

nogales
nogales

 @bob_lablaw96

 who gives a shyt were i got it at dum fuck come down to nogales i cut you you in pieces dum ass...you wouldnt last a minute here name a place were you wanna meet nogales az or nogales mexico???

JoeArpaioFan
JoeArpaioFan topcommenter

 @nogales Go blow it out your ass you dumb ass wetback!  I personally would like to be the one to plant the land mines in your ugly-ass town along the border and watch you all go boom when your people cross into here illegally.

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

im sorry arpaiofan, did you just threaten someones life on the internet? Either you are the biggest idiot on the planet, or the biggest, most gutless coward ive ever seen post here in 6 years. 

ptcgaz
ptcgaz

 @david_saint01 he's about as cowardly as YPS, (I don't need PC to have a warrant issued for you" still no warrants filed against me, and nope, no MCSO asshats have come to my door in Yavapai County yet.

 

nogales
nogales like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @JoeArpaioFan you cyber banger you aint shit just another coward like that idiot that shot people at the movie theater or colorado or other places youre kind is a sad kind people like you make me sick to the stomach im down here in paradise valley come to the park anytime you want bring youre white trash budddies i bring mine just like the good old days i used to go to paradise valley highschool i made the jocks the loosers like you my bitches..

 

mikefrombisbee
mikefrombisbee topcommenter like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @JoeArpaioFan Come on down to the border, Goober. Bring plenty of changes of underwear with you. Let us know when you come so we can watch you shit in your spiderman chonies the first time you see a brown face.

ptcgaz
ptcgaz

 @mikefrombisbee exactly. I dont think this numbnuts has ever been close to the border. My bet is that the closest he has ever been is in his imagination, and even then he was probably shitting his pants in fear of the "brown". 

mikefrombisbee
mikefrombisbee topcommenter like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

 @JoeArpaioFan You are just a prevaricating shit talker with a keyboard. You can show us that you are even tougher than your bogus heroes, Goober. Let me know when you are coming to Douglas or Naco and I will introduce you to some folks who would love to hear you talk your shit. I'll bet you haven't been to the line in years.  Do you have all of Arpaio's books? You know - the ones he said in sworn testimony that he didn't write and hasn't even read? Does he throw you a biscuit when you post  here? Or does he let you massage his prostate?

 

Do let me know, keyboard commando,  when you are REALLY coming to the border - and not in your fantasies.

 

JoeArpaioFan
JoeArpaioFan topcommenter

 @mikefrombisbee I was at the border crossing last night and I liked what I saw.  I saw Border Patrol stop an older SUV that was carrying six illegal aliens.  The illegals had to be forcefully removed from the van because they were not cooperating.  Thumbs up for a job well done. So for all you dumb ass people who think illegally crossing into the USA is not a crime, you are sadly mistaken.

bauserdotcom
bauserdotcom like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 8 Like

Does that dumbass know he's running for Congress in Toledo? The only border he knows anything about is with Monroe, Michigan.

ptcgaz
ptcgaz

 @bauserdotcom and we all know that it was forbidden to cross that border when a fairly infamous head coach was in charge of THE Ohio State University. 

 

Maybe that's where his border rage comes from.

justme
justme like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 7 Like

ClassLESS acts - both of them.

ptcgaz
ptcgaz like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 5 Like

Joe the Plumber should change his name to Joe the Asshat. Thats all he is, an asshat.

hoiser
hoiser

Let's ban together and join the fight to shoot illegals as they come across.I'll bet they stop crossing quick.

SeedyWard
SeedyWard like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @hoiser Maybe we'll get lucky and one of them will shoot your ass.

ptcgaz
ptcgaz

 @SeedyWard haha even better. Maybe the Joke's Fanboi can be there with him to get shoot too?

ptcgaz
ptcgaz like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 3 Like

 @hoiser yeah smart idea einstein.. let's shoot people that are unarmed since we are unhumane.

rickthepr1ck
rickthepr1ck like.author.displayName 1 Like

shes a fucking joke. she hates Mexicans, so what. They hate her big, fat , butt-ugly face too. She should try and reduce the deficet and her big ass too.

PaddoCrackr
PaddoCrackr like.author.displayName 1 Like

Yes, everyone knows it's perfectly socially acceptable to just murder people. Maybe we should start shooting people we catch speeding, too, or failing to signal their turns at intersections. That should solve those problems. I'm not a fan of illegal immigration, but bad drivers actually irritate me much more, and on a daily basis, than illegal immigrants do.

ptcgaz
ptcgaz like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

 @PaddoCrackr lol well in some ways I would agree with you about bad drivers, but shooting speeders is a little excessive. More like shoot people who driver 45 on I-17 when the speed limit is 75, those people ARE WAY MORE dangerous than the people who got 78MPH in a 75.

 

JoeArpaioFan
JoeArpaioFan topcommenter

 @ptcgaz In other words, trespassers will be shot.  Good enough for me.  That would slow down illegal crossings.

ptcgaz
ptcgaz

 @bob_lablaw96 I sometimes wonder if the Joke doesn't have this asshat in the basement?

"It puts the lotion on it's skin, or it gets the hose again"

PaddoCrackr
PaddoCrackr

 @ptcgaz Hey, fair point. Or the people who stomp on their brakes for no apparent reason while driving down the freeway... Bad drivers in general just suck, though. And to be honest, I usually drive over the speed limit. I was just making a point. :P

ptcgaz
ptcgaz like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @PaddoCrackr point taken, and yes, bad drivers really do suck. Not using turn signals SHOULD be a capital offense tho.

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