Joe Arpaio Begging George Lopez to Call Him a "Fat Motherf***er," Promises to Stand There and Take It

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Sheriff Joe Arpaio's star power seems to be approaching rock-bottom -- he was relegated to a Tampa zoo instead of a speaking role at the Republican National Convention, he can't get the CEO of Craiglist to acknowledge his existence, and he can't get a B-list celebrity to call him a "fat motherfucker" to his face.

Yes, Arpaio's still focused on being the butt of alleged comedian George Lopez's joke/tirade about him, in which Lopez explained he's not exactly a fan of the "fat motherfucker," "fucking puto" Sheriff.

Now, Arpaio has written a letter to Lopez, begging him to come to Phoenix to perform his routine. Arpaio promises he'll stand right there and take it all.

"I recently had the opportunity to Watch your HBO comedy routine that aired countless times," Arpaio writes. "You recall, I'm sure, making reference to me and the perceptions often tied to my stance on illegal immigration enforcement. I have to admit that I was a bit surprised and taken aback at the language and characterization of me in your comedy routine."

That language from Lopez's routine included, "Sheriff Joe in Arizona: fuck you, you fucking puto. How about that? Fuck you. You fat mother fucker. Fuck you. I said I was going to talk some shit. Fuck you Sheriff Joe you fucking puto. Fuck you."

That's what Arpaio's begging Lopez to say.

"That being said, I think our MASH program is a wonderful charity that could greatly benefit from the increase in interest that you would bring to the event by agreeing to perform," Arpaio continues. "That is why I am extending this invitation. I am even willing to stand on stage, with you, and take every bad thing you may want to say to me, in person, in the spirit of raising money for a worthy cause. If need be, I will personally pay for your airline ticket for the quick trip."

One more line of begging: "You would certainly be perceived as a hero by the residents of Maricopa County if you could put your personal feelings about me aside and do this for the animals."

No he wouldn't. It's George Lopez.

MCSO's press release -- yes, of course there's a press release -- makes Arpaio sound like a tough guy, but the letter itself reads more like an 11-year-old girl trying to get the cast of Twilight to come to her house for a slumber party.

"A lot of these high-paid entertainer types like to give the appearance that these hot button issues are important to them in order to drive up their images," Arpaio says in the press release. "[B]ut when an opportunity comes up to actually talk or do something about it, they are not willing to take action if it does not directly benefit them."

The text of the pathetic letter can be found below:

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hermosillo2
hermosillo2

Doubt that George Lopez would take Arpa io's offer but I hope he uses that letter in his comedy routine.

jesuschristodenogale
jesuschristodenogale

The United States of America can help these poor underdeveloped countries best by sending them the illegal Mexican occupiers back to Mexico. These young educated, resourceful, motivated, bilingual peolple are the only hope for raising the standard of living in Mexico. They will create businesses and employment for the betterment of Mexico. To keep these illegal occupiers in the United States will rob Mexico of any hope. How can you be so selfish Mr. B. Hussein Owebama? Shame on you and your Fleabaggers Party

StacyP
StacyP

I don't know why Arpaio wants to outsource jobs?   There are plenty of well-qualified people here in Maricopa County that would gladly do that job for free.   Arpaio should support our local talent rather than outsource.  

Fred
Fred

I can't believe the number of people here ripping on a sheriff that just wants to enforce the U.S. immigration laws. I would just leave it at that, but I think I'll put my lack of understanding of your viewpoint in terms that most of you seem to communicate in- FUCK YOU, ASSHOLES! WHY DON'T YOU GO SUCK AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS DIRTY COCK? AFTER I FUCKED YOUR MOM IN THE ASS LAST NIGHT SHE BEGGED ME TO SEND IN SOME FILTHY SPICS TO PULL A TRAIN ON HER NASTY ASS! Liberal pussies.

hepcat11
hepcat11

"MCSO's press release... makes Arpaio sound like a tough guy, but the letter itself reads more like an 11-year-old girl trying to get the cast of Twilight to come to her house for a slumber party."

 

When I read that, as a former 11-year-old girl, somehow I knew that a man wrote this article and I was right! Matthew Henley, leave the 11-year-old girls out of this -- there is no correlation between innocent young girls and this fat, slobbering, sociopathic murdering Jerk. I'm sure he'd get plenty of takers right here in Maricopa County if he wants to be called a puto again!

guest
guest

Scott Kent, shouldn't you go find another ass to kiss.. I know this guy is your personal savior and all, but he's about as useful as a whore in church.. You do understand he will most likely die, retire, or simply not be re-elected within the next 3/4 years, right?. Why devote so much time to someone who couldn't give two shits about you.. haven't you got anything else to do with your time, or did one of those illegals steal away your low-skilled, shit job. Go to college if you're worried about your dish washing job being occupied by someone else you, worthless squab.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

Joe Arpaio = Fat Lowlife Corrupt Shitsucking Motherfucker.

 

hth.

wherewasi
wherewasi topcommenter

Arpaio really should just stop writing letters.  Everyone ignores his letters.  Lopez is ignoring his letters.  Craigslist is ignoring his letters.  The Department of Justice didn't exactly ignore his letter - they read it, laughed their asses off, and wrote back that Arpaio and Thomas were out of line and scolded them for the presser they held.

 

Funny stuff happens when Arpaio decides to write letters.

meeble
meeble

How apropos that the most inane, grammatically incorrect, and flat out ignorant comments throughout this page are all left by one person - Arpaio's super fan.

seekingjustice2
seekingjustice2

I think that copy of the letter Arpaio sent is a forgery.  I  want to see the real letter, you know the long form.  How do we know that is the letter he sent to George Lopez? 

jeanjb
jeanjb

mr. lopez is insulting puto's everywhere

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967

The MCSO shurf has better things to do, like making an ass of himself at his next press conference.

 

Mr. Lopez has better things to do, like running his syndicated TV show. Mr. Lopez would mop the floor with the MCSO shurf any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

 

Hey shurf, here's an idea: Why don't you clear the 40,000 outstanding warrants plaguing Maricopa County, resolve all the sex crimes against children your office failed to investigate, and start recalling how you came up with the brilliant idea of charging a sitting judge with three felonies for ruling against you in the Maricopa County Civil War?

 

I know why: You don't recall...

robert_graham
robert_graham

I hope George Lopez catches cancer and croaks.

VIMIIS
VIMIIS

Like George Lopez really needs Arpaio in his life.  I'm sure Mr. Lopez has way better things to do than entertain Arpaio.  And I'm equally sure Arpaio has much more serious matters to attend to than making an idiot out himself day after day.  Get to work Joe and do your job for a change............How many times do we have to beg?   

rickthepr1ck
rickthepr1ck

Fat ass joe needs to STFU. Lardie should reduce. Soon he will get a heartattack. with all the flubber around his big ass, it's no wonder he is still alive. Soon he will "be over".

Tommy_Collins
Tommy_Collins

I wonder when the geriatric goon is going to form a C.A.S.H (Children of Abuse Safe Haven) program? It would start with him recognizing that there are, indeed, children who have been victimized and summarily ignored by MCSO after the victimization was reported to MCSO.

 

That is NOT likely to happen.

narizona
narizona

Joe you're a media whore why dont you quit prostituting yourself to the public and start doing your JOB!

Tommy_Collins
Tommy_Collins

The old guy keeps concentrating on animals instead of the human victims his agency chose to ignore.

 

Shouldn't he be directing his agency to concentrate on crimes against humans, as well as the animals?

 

The MCSO sheriff is mentally ill.

 

This action is a good representation of my opinion of his mental state (or lack thereof).

narizona
narizona

Mr. Lopez ........do it ............only if he changes the venue to the worthy cause of save the abused children in Arizona.! I think that is much more important .........isn't it?

Cozz
Cozz

Ahhhh....Poor Bozo Joe, begging for attention...

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

joe will personally pay for the ticket? B.S. we've seen how that works out before, we're gonna eat the cost of that one. any "GOOD" cause Arpaio is involved in anyhow is just a self promoting circus. I was never a big Lopez fan, but, he would be received warmly by the residents of maricopa. the only thing is, that warm reception wouldnt pay his bail on whatever trumped up charges joe has him arrested for the minute he gets off the plane.

Tommy_Collins
Tommy_Collins

 @seekingjustice2

 I think the former NJ cop, aka used car salesman, might be available to conduct yet another intensive investigation like this. It's really good that you caught the obvious fraud.

seekingjustice2
seekingjustice2

 @JoeArpaioFan

 Since we all know that Arpaio is his own biggesst fan and no one else is , you can come out and use your real picture Joe.

robert_graham
robert_graham

 @narizona I am sorry to hear you are not happy that Joe will be re-elected.  Too bad you fucking asshole.

robert_graham
robert_graham

 @Tommy_Collins The crimes against human victims you are referring to have been fabricated in an attempt to discredit Joe.  They don't never happened.

robert_graham
robert_graham

 @narizona The abused children you must be referring to are anchor babies.  No they are not worthy of being investigated. Go fuck yourself.

robert_graham
robert_graham

 @Cozz It's people like you they give him attention and actually you are helping him win re-election so keep up the good work.  Not only will Sheriff Joe be re-elected but we will also have a new President who by the way won't be a Democrat.

robert_graham
robert_graham

 @danzigsdaddy George Lopez is a fucking idiot and he won't be welcome here.  I hope that he trips and falls when he steps off that plane.

allanbartlett
allanbartlett

 @JoeArpaioFan  Speaking of "fucking asshole"

your mom loves it in the poop chute, always licks it clean when I finish my

cum shot.

 

narizona
narizona

 @JoeArpaioFan  @narizona WTF do you see into the future now? better lay off that ass crack you have your face buried in  and don't fuck me suck me we'll both feel better.................. you fucking ignorant blow up DOLL!

Tommy_Collins
Tommy_Collins

 @JoeArpaioFanGive this a pause for thought. Bill Louis wrote and published a book called, "If there were any victims". That book details some of the reports of sexual assault that were ignored or mishandle by MCSO.

 

MCSO, to date, has NOT disputed any of the reports in the book by Mr. Louis. If any of those criminal reports were not factual I would imagine the MCSO shurf would be crying in public about being picked on without cause. That hasn't happened.

 

Meanwhile, one of victims has filed a $30 million lawsuit against MCSO for failure to investigate her crime. Interestingly she identified the suspect and then was further victimized several times after the initial report because MCSO chose to ignore her report and chased illegal immigrants, instead.

 

No fabrication....

 

But you are not heavily into facts, as demonstrated by the mush you post.

narizona
narizona

 @JoeArpaioFan I don't have your bad habits , and once again don't fuck me suck me we'll both feel better!.......can you feel it running down your throat joe ? I know you like attention so here it is ......ATTENTION friends and neighbors, JAF is booking whammers 24/7 ......He loves to swallow !

MaskedMagician1967
MaskedMagician1967

 @JoeArpaioFan

 

You can't stand the fact that a Hispanic man is superior to the Flaccid Failure.

 

You remind me of Adolf Hitler. You are mentally sick, you pose a danger to yourself and others and you should be locked away in a mental institution for the rest of your life.

lunix
lunix

 @Tommy_Collins  @JoeArpaioFan  Arpaio's former goons are suing him (and MCSO and the county) for $22M.  They'll sing like sick canaries before long.

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