Joe Arpaio and a Guy in a Dog Suit in You Write the Caption

joe-dog.jpg
via Joe Arpaio's Twitter
Your caption here.
By all appearances, that is a photo of the Sheriff of Maricopa County in a bowling alley, wearing some sort of floral-print shirt, and standing next to a guy in a dog suit.

Fresh off giving testimony in the racial-profiling trial against him and his office, Arpaio was doing whatever it is that's pictured above, apparently some sort of event that benefits the MCSO Animal Safe Haven -- which qualifies him for another appearance in New Times' You Write the Caption contest.

The rules for You Write the Caption are simple: We provide the picture (above), and you provide the caption to that photo in the comments below.

On Monday, we'll announce the top-five reader captions and put them to a vote. The winner will receive a pay-your-own-way trip to the historic New Times building for a firm handshake and/or a high-five.

Do your best (or worst), New Times readers.


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danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

a rare photo of "McGruff the crime dog" and "McFluff the media hog"

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy

for Joe's birthday, his staff took him go-carting to honor him. To honor him for looking the other way over 400 times, rapists threw him a pizza and bowling party complete with "HUMPY the DOG"

 

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy

Arpaio Fudd says "heheheheh shhhh I'm hunting iwwegals!"

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy

"See, I don't profile! I'm checking this GERMAN shepard  to see if he's here legally! but when I'm done I am gonna check that chihuaha.........I don't think that bark was in english"

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy

heres a photo of Joe seeing his ace investigator into the Obama birth certificate, "Deputy Dawg", off to hawaii

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy

thats the first time I've ever seen a dog wanting to be euthanized

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy

now we know why dogs lick their assholes.....trying to get the taste of Arpaio out of their mouths

kpegjer94
kpegjer94

I would like everyone to meet my lovely wife.................She is A.K.C. registered and has all her shots........

Hodor
Hodor

Sheesh....That guy won't follow any law, not even the new anti-bestiality law!

ptcgaz
ptcgaz

really I can't come up with anything other than...

"The dog looks a lot more normal than the human psycho that is next to him"

 

OnlyInArizona
OnlyInArizona

I knew growing old together was going to be a bitch, but nobody ever told me she'd end up looking like this.  I''m going to quit wearing my glasses AND my teeth now.  She's starting to look like Dave Hendershott - and it scares me.

RetiredArmy
RetiredArmy

Andrew Thomas said it was the only way Joe would go out in public with him.

gerry_c
gerry_c

Can't you see I'm holding a puppy!

justme
justme

Arpaio poses with his employee of the month.

DJSmudge
DJSmudge

"If this guy in the dog suit grabs my ass one more time..."

coyote_slim
coyote_slim

This is my pal Fido. I saved him from Sarah Walker. Now he's mine all mine. I'll do the same to Fido as I do to the voters of Maricopastan.

azweasel
azweasel

It's good to be hanging out with my old buddy dave again. Things haven't been the same around the office without him.

narizona
narizona

I don't care what anyone say's ..........He's my top dog and we're getting married!

Bureau_Basher
Bureau_Basher

Sheriff Joe: (thought cloud) 

" Man - this dog looks allot like Charlie Sheen...bet he's got an 8 ball in his pocket too! I 'll have a few deputies stop him driving out of the parking-lot and search him - under false pretense of course! "

WhoKnows
WhoKnows

This is in honor of the 10 month old puppy my SWAT team forced back into a burning house and then laughed about.  See, I LOVE dogs that can carry their own wallets!

Burpee
Burpee

What does the contents of my head and his ass have in common? Both full of the same thing!

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

"hes no Monty pug, but hes still my dog". 

Bob Cunningham
Bob Cunningham

Does this Dog make me look old,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and in the way?

QstionEvythng
QstionEvythng

"Yes, mom, I'll wear my bowling shoes" Joe was overheard saying to his mother after they finished posing for a picture together.

Bnbk
Bnbk

Look everyone,a smiling dog wearing sunglasses hugging his bitch !

David James
David James

"I still say we advertise on CraigsList for a third"

Cole Jacobsen
Cole Jacobsen

"Hey, I wonder if the Phoenix New Times will talk about me today?"

ecardferret
ecardferret

I'd like to introduce you to our newest drug sniffing dog.  Now, we know that dogs are color blind, so we've also taught this one to bark at anything that smells like taco seasoning or homemade tortillas.

Nicholas Jackson
Nicholas Jackson

Season 3 of Wilfred. Wilfred and Arpaio take picture after Arpaio pulls bong in basement and learns valuable life lessons.

Dawgg
Dawgg

With the help of my new campaign manager Lassie, I commit to stamp out all Bestiality in Maricopa County

abcd
abcd

Here is Old Sheriff Joe out on a field trip from the care home. He was overheard mumbling "I would like some more pudding."

Richard Cranium
Richard Cranium

Meet Adolph, Our new illegal immigrant detection Dog...

Tony Morales
Tony Morales

"and now even dogs aren't safe from profiling"

Cris Cross
Cris Cross

I diddnt know he was into beastiality?

Tommy_Collins
Tommy_Collins

Not a caption, just a thought.

 

The geriatric sheriff is looking VERY elderly these days. I think the stress of living his life of deception and corruption is catching up with him.

 

It really IS time for a new sheriff.

 

A REAL sheriff this time.

teknik
teknik

let's review obama's birth certificate  with our newly trained document expert!

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