Jan Brewer's 30-Second Speech at Republican National Convention: Which Part Was Worst?

By Matthew Hendley Wed., Aug. 29 2012 at 4:00 AM

Yesterday, Governor Jan Brewer got about 30 seconds to announce who Arizona's delegates were supporting at the Republican National Convention, and she managed to pack a bunch of awkward stuff into that 30-second window.

First, Brewer got some big claps from the audience, and some guy standing too close to the microphone just had to inform the governor, "They love ya."

Then, Brewer declared that GOP presidential nominee is a "westerner at heart," before muttering either "go west" or "good old west" -- which doesn't really make sense either way.

Lastly, the governor said she was incredibly proud to represent Arizona, and announced that Arizona delegates were giving 26 votes to Romney, "...and three for Ron Paul," which Brewer said in the most mopey way possible.

So, after listening to that 30 seconds of action -- hilarious commentary from KTAR's Mac and Gaydos is optional -- which part was the worst?

Cast your vote below:

Tags:

arizona, jan brewer, mitt romney, republican national convention, ron paul

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allanbartlett topcommenter

"gweat state of air-rear-zone-ahhhh."

Hey brewer stick your finger up your sons asshole.

ChrisInDenver

She reminds me of the drunk old broad who used to hit on me when I would come over to her house to clean up her yard every Saturday morning. I was 13 years old, it was 1990 and that old hen paid me a measely $4/hr for 3 hours of work. God I hated that job. And that fat cow wouldn't leave me alone.

goodguess

and get the broad some black coffee, please.

goodguess

my goodness, do we not pay her enough to get a damn facial? somebody tell her to lay off the tanning and get a speech writer and some lessons from miss manners, please.

dominatornaz_sgt

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Jan Brewsky Brewer, you can never have enough fun with her.

justme

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Somebody REALLY needs to convince her handlers to make sure she sobers up before speaking publically, especially to a national audience representing OUR state! geezess ... she's slurring her words and couldn't even make sense representing OUR state for 30 seconds???!!!

jeanjb

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GOD! She sounds drunk as hell

and she looks like E.T.

nogales

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its all said and done shes a west sider west west!!..shes so gangster jaja!! fuken looser!!she sounds like she had to many 40 0unces!!!

narizona

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Man o man just when you think things couldn't get worse....jan steps up and burps out a speach that sound like a barfly trying to pick up a john is she really that ugly or is that a mask she wears?

ReggieVV

4 Like

The Pearces down, so many to go, including the befuddled Ninth floor Occupant.

wtf...

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Worst part is she sounds like she had a couple of martinis and a shot of jack.

Flyer9753 topcommenter

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@wtf... She always sounds like that, usually because she has just had her Gin... again...

rickthepr1ck

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i thought the part that sucked more was seeing her prune face on my tv. Damn the lady is uglier than sin, if that's possible

danzigsdaddy topcommenter

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she isnt the only one embarassing arizona either. she has the son who is "the knife point rapist", then there's Babeu who had improper relations with a student where he was headmaster (at a school that was abusing lots of students) and threatened to deport his gay lover. then we have Arpaio who is doing what he can to make this a safe place for rapists and pedarists by ignoring their crimes. things are not looking good for arizona

Flyer9753 topcommenter

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I can't vote in that poll, all of what she said sucked equally EXCEPT 3 votes for Ron Paul - that was the highlight/highpoint of what she said in my opinion.