Jan Brewer Unveils New Plan to Get Rid of Illegal Immigrants (Not Really)



OK, so that's not really Governor Jan Brewer explaining her new method of getting rid of illegal immigrants, but it's hilarious.

GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney and ousted state Senate President Russell Pearce have both expressed support for the idea of "self-deportation," so why not Brewer?

After deciding to issue an executive order to ban immigrants participating in the Obama administration's deferred-action program from receiving driver's licenses and other public benefits, Brewer kind of had to answer why she's taking it out on the kids who were brought to the United States illegally, but through no fault of her own.

According to the Associated Press, Brewer said, "It is their parents' responsibility. They need to follow the law."

Well, at least you can enjoy the comic relief above.



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Flyer9753
Flyer9753 topcommenter

LOL!! Funny Shit - accurate too

kelly5882000
kelly5882000

Now that's funny I don't care who ya are

jeanjb
jeanjb

I hate things i fear and fear things i do not understand............Early Cuyler  (squidbillies)

narizona
narizona

Funny as shit Mr. Hendley,thank you !

robert_graham
robert_graham

Those who were brought here illegally when they were babies must simply return to their home countries and get their papers before coming back.  Just because they were brought here illegally when they were babies does not excuse them from rectifying the situation now.  This is what I call self-deportation.  Those who refuse to comply should have nothing coming... NOTHING!

pearlsvaluables
pearlsvaluables

Maybe that old, wrinkled and  ugly Brewer should take time to audit DES, I'm sure it's 2 or 3 that shouldn't be on there either...WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT THAT JAN?.........Probably nothing because it's too much work!!!!!

 I will guarntee, if proper validations or tougher restrictions were done for people receiving State Aid, the number would drop SIGNIFICANTLY and AZ would have a FEW bucks

fairymagic13
fairymagic13

 @JoeArpaioFan It's nice to see that you have moderated your stance on this issue.  In the past you have stated that people here with undocumented status  had to be deported and never could become a citizen because they had "broken the law."  Now you're saying that a child of an immigrant brought here as a child can go back and apply for legal status.  That's a change.  Good for your Scott.  So basically what you're saying is that the children are not here illegally, right?

Lone-Wolf
Lone-Wolf

 @JoeArpaioFan Excuse me while I--

 

LMAO!!!

 

Please, you retired Deputy Dawg. pull your fat head out of your ass and come up with a better idea. What you just stated is for late night comedy hour. Then again, who takes you seriously?

david_saint01
david_saint01 topcommenter

 @JoeArpaioFan we get it troll..you dont like illegals. Sorry if they took your landscaping job, maybe you will find another job soon..in the meantime, try getting your GED. It will help you in your quest. 

karenpalensl
karenpalensl

 @JoeArpaioFan ANOTHER $20 from the Arpio for President fund!!

 

You are doing SO great Joe, but can you spell "potatoe"??

TruConserv
TruConserv

 @JoeArpaioFan I understand your fear - those qualifying for the DREAM act styled relief are the Best, the Brightest and the Bravest.

 

The work harder than you, stay out of trouble better than you and will contribute more to American than you ever will.

 

The reason to support the Dream Act is two-fold: one, it is the morally right thing to do, and two, it is in the best interests of the United States.

 

You and Obama agree, to a certain degree.  You both want those brought here, innocently, as children but who have become drains on society to go back to their home country.

 

Obama, however, want to reward those who can make our country better and stronger.

 

Shame you don't.

robert_graham
robert_graham

 @pearlsvaluables I see you don't like our wonderful governor?  Good because she certainly does not like you.  But you better get used to our rules or get the fuck out of Arizona.  Just pack your bags, get in your car and travel west on I-10 and to California or travel east on I-10 and go to new Mexico.  But what I think would be more appropriate for you would to take I-19 in Tucson and don't stop until you cross the border past Nogales.

Tommy_Collins
Tommy_Collins

 @david_saint01  @JoeArpaioFanDavid, please consider that landscaping is very hard labor. I honestly doubt if JAF has ever applied for anything requiring labor, whether mental or physical.

Lone-Wolf
Lone-Wolf

 @JoeArpaioFan Oh and by the way. There is no such thing as "State's Rights". Federal laws trumps state laws, hence--The Supremacy Clause. That's another reason for you to relegate your obese ass out of the country. I simply don't believe you could handle another 4 years of Obama presidency.

Lone-Wolf
Lone-Wolf

 @JoeArpaioFan We have a sitting U.S. (American-Born, American-Raised) President, whom you obviously don't like. And he doesn't like you either. You are not happy with his awesome leadership, public and federal policies. And sadly for you, he will be re-elected to his 2nd term. Don't like that? Then you better pack up your retired disgraced fat ass and move down to Mexico. Or shall I say--Honduras?

pearlsvaluables
pearlsvaluables

 @JoeArpaioFan Not that I don't like her, don't think much about her. DUMB and ugly as fuck in my true opinion is about all, but irregardless. Bottom line you stupid cock sucker is for her to look into where there ,may be OTHER illegal activity, people etc and DES has many many of them. She doesn't want to work, she just crys and bitches when changes she doesn't like take place.....Make some rules that will make it tougher for people to validate getting state assistance and GUESS what MANY wouldn't qualify..............AND by the way headed to get your MOM and head down I-19 to Nogales we are going to make you some siblings while Daddy works on you

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

 @JoeArpaioFan our wonderful governor? just when i thought you couldnt possibly more uninformed about the world around you.....you speak and prove me wrong.  Jan brewer is the genius who decided to make fireworks legal to own and set off all yaer long in THE worst fire hazard state in the country, oh yes, we cant have a fire in our fire place in our homes, BUT we can go set off incendiary devices anywhere we want outside in the desert. Jan brewer is also the nimrod who demanded we restore gun rights to mentally ill people. on top of that they can carry them concealed without a permit in a place that serves open alcohol. are you retarded or do you not see the danger in that scenario? good god man, i am the biggest gun supporter you will ever meet and even i say thats stupid. dont forget jans latest foray into brilliant moves....she granted clemency to a woman who killed an 18 month old infant, and escaped from prison 4 times.  each escape carries a mandatory minimum sentence of 5 years (minimum) so thats 20 years she should have tacked on to her sentence. that means Jan Brewer felt that only 29 years was enough for this woman to have to serve for murdering an infant. jan brewer can be your wonderful governor and joe could be your hero sheriff, then you only need 2 more people and you can be your own special olympics team. what is wrong with you? no human should be allowed to be that goddam stupid, yet we get to hear you put in your 2 cents of uninformed, uneducated petulant hate evrytime someone makes any comment on either of those two idiots. for gods sake look at what is happening to this state because of your 2 paragons of virtue. they are running this state into the ground. this state is a laughing stock to the whole country because of people like you and them.

 

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

 @JoeArpaioFan Shut up and go outside and build your Self Deportation Station. Then get your dumb ass inside because America would be better off with more "Dreamers" and less Redneck Peckerwoods like you.

 

The only problem is finding a country that will accept you.

 

Oh yeah, I forgot about Dumbfuckistan.

Tommy_Collins
Tommy_Collins

 @mikefrombisbeeI would guess that he's spent a large amount of time running around looking for wood stretchers for those times when someone cuts a 2x4 short...

 

danzigsdaddy
danzigsdaddy topcommenter

 @Tommy_Collins  @david_saint01   im willing to bet JoeArpaioFan not only thinks thats a real commercial, but also thinks that that really is brewer. he does think Arpaio is a great sheriff, so we know hes not too bright or observant

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