Jan Brewer Says She Hopes Obama Wins Presidency, Probably Did Not Want to Say That



Folks, Governor Jan Brewer says President Obama is the man who should win the election in November, because she believes he'll secure our borders, then fix the rest of this country.

"I know that if President Obama is elected in November -- which I hope that he is -- that he will be able to come together with all of us and come up with a solution," Brewer told MSNBC last night. "And I believe he will secure our borders, and therefore, we can resolve all those other issues; it's a simple matter," she said.

Governor Glug-Glug appears to be in mid-season form here at the Republican National Convention in Tampa, because she clearly did not want to say that.

That probably would've been a more appropriate time for a lengthy brain fart, but Brewer decided to make it two days straight on awkward public speaking.


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Jandai
Jandai

Nice old lady... reminds me of my Grandmother.

omas2cents
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Still waiting to hear from the Brewer camp on her Obama endorsement

ReggieVV
ReggieVV like.author.displayName 1 Like

A box of rocks. I am sorry, as I called her the Ninth Floor occupant. The Ninth Floor is actually obviously vacant.

danzigsdaddy
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the sea hag wasnt slurring her words this time, so what scares me is, that unless she has a 6 martini breakfast in her, she doesnt know who she is supporting. thank god she cant run again. 

mikefrombisbee
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Must've come right after 8th drink time, when the first sign of a buzz kicked in and she just let herself go...she have did good again.

Pakrat4ever
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I agree, Tommy, but maybe I was being a bit to generous in using an Ostrich brain to transplant in her.   That might have been a great insult to the Ostrich clan; as I think they are much smarter than she is.  Yes, a good place for her's, if we can find one to replace it, would be in a thimble of formalahyde, on the shelf next to the Neanderthral brain.

Pakrat4ever
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Thanks Jan, for endorsing Obama, we Left Wing Radicals love your support.  This woman needs a brain transplant, does anyone have a pet Ostrich they could donate for the transplant?  I guess that ole saying still rings TRUE," Please, engage brain, if you have one, before opening mouth to speak."  She need to give up Interviews if she can't remember what Party she is working for.

TommyCollins
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 @irishfamily168

 Irish, give this some thought. If I needed a brain transplant I would have to give serious consideration to Mrs. Brewer"s. It obviously hasn't been used much in all those years of floating inside her cranium...

 

On second thought it may be well pickled...

hermosillo2
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That was the most intelligent statement ever made by Jan Brewer.

Flyer9753
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Good old GED Gin Jan

 

Freudian slip perhaps ? :)

 

What's amazing is she said Romney a few minutes before, so she can't even keep a thought in her head for more than a minute.

 

And this is our Governor as well as supposedly a typical member of the Republican/GOP Party... Says a lot there

TommyCollins
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 @Flyer9753

 A Freudian slip for Mrs. Brewer would occur when she walks out the door having forgot to put on a skirt.....

justme
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 @Flyer9753

 Seems she might benefit from getting some higher education, and/or rehab. 

 

At least she's sealed her (stupid &/or drunken bimbo) image on the national GOP ... they won't be calling on her to trump for them again anytime soon!

 

Chuck Coughlin should be ashamed of himself!  WTH, he can't even keep her sober enough for a couple of 30 second soundbites?  Piss ass job he's doing being her "handler."  Oh right, he's too busy getting that contract for the taxpayers funded additional 1000 bed prison (that we apparently don't need) awarded to his company.

 

He knows he'll be out of office in two years, so much more corporate welfare to push through, so little time!  Guess he could give a rat's ass if she embarrasses the hell out of us (some more).

Flyer9753
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 @justme 

 

Good point. Just like all the other GOP debacles as of late, she has and is being the best advertisement for NOT voting Republican.

 

With the latest primary results it looks like her and her extremist views are on their way out the door and no matter what she is as far as governor is concerned since she cannot hold another term by law.

 

Of course that never stopped a GOP'er from trying and I am sure she will, just like Joe will when he gets defeated.

tom10545az
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This is exactly why MMJ is needed for the elderly...

it may take her 2 minutes to respone, but at least she will think before blurting anything out of her piehole

Remember...when the alcohol goes in, the truth comes out.

 

i know, lets have a debate between "Aunty Jan" Brewer and "Uncle Joe" Biden..it can be called

"The Great Foot in Mouth" debate...who can swallow more toes than the other.

 

The Moderator(s)  "Uncle Joe" Aripio and "grandpa Russel" Pearce

david_saint01
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 @tom10545az lol my money is on brewer...she can barely put two sentences together coherently....at least Biden can tackle that feat! lol

ptcgaz
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 @david_saint01  @tom10545az as much as most people dislike Biden, David_Saint01 is correct, Biden wins hands down because he can speak English.

ptcgaz
ptcgaz like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @justme  @david_saint01  @tom10545az yes there is that too, I did say something close to that.. without any details.. GED Jan can't spell or speak English, Biden who is educated CAN.

justme
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 @ptcgaz  @david_saint01  @tom10545az

 Biden also managed to graduate from college and law school AND pass the bar exam.  Jan got her GED and xray technician certificate.

shadeaux14
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Even the most psychotic alcoholics have moments of clarity.

LoneWolf
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 @shadeaux14 This is what happens when the sock puppet Gov. is left alone to fend for herself without her puppet master (Chucky C.) operating behind the wheel of that decrepit brain of hers.

Terri LaValle
Terri LaValle

Scorpions and alcohol for breakfast don't work out well for foot in mouth disease.........

narizona
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Never ending story of embarrassment for this great State of Arizona , I see no immediate relief till we get the rest of these outdated dinosaurs out of Arizona .........Damn we are really screwed .

LegitQuestions
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 @narizona

 Nothing embarassing here. In a moment of bipartisanism she told the truth - she wants Obama to be elected and she thinks he can help create solutions.  Why would that be embarassing.

ptcgaz
ptcgaz

 @LegitQuestions  @narizona exactly. For once a GOP person went off the talking points memo that is shoved so far up every GOP's asshole that I am surprised that they can't shit the info out faster.

RetiredArmy
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So it only took Jan 17 seconds to go from Republican super star to Obama's best buddy in Arizona. Have they asked her to leave yet?

Lisa Perez
Lisa Perez

LMDAO!!!!!!! She "misspeaks" time and again.. this time.. at the NRC?!? hahahahahaha.. Good going Jan!! GOOD GOING!! ;)

fuckedinarizona
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Wow, what a fucking mongloid !! Would somebody please help us.

David James
David James

She has did what is right for Arizona!

VIMIIS
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She just doesn't learn.  In case she is trying to put herself in a position where she can move up in the Republican Party, she just blew it again.  Can't wait to see MSNBC this afternoon.  Chris Matthews and Martin Bashir just love to bash her and Arpaio.  Alcohol just isn't working for you Jan but thanks for the laughs......................

Terri LaValle
Terri LaValle

Depends on how much alcohol was on board...............

Belinda Villela
Belinda Villela

Reading this story has made my morning ~ Gov Brewer what a piece of work lol!!!

Cris Cross
Cris Cross

Jan brewer is a waste of space. She needs to STFU.

wtf....
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somebody get the liquor away from this lady....what an embarrassment!!!! 

TommyCollins
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I think she was very serious and meant exactly what she said. The only brain fade is that she simply forgot she was talking at the RNC to Republicans.

 

Yes, Mrs. Brewer, we thank you for finally speaking your truthful thoughts and not being directed by someone named Pearce, or Pierce, or Palin, in your ear buds.

 

You showed them who's really boss in this here state!

Cozz
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LOL,,,What a twit Brewer is....and this is who the voters elected as governor of Arizona. No wonder Arizona is so fucked up.

omas2cents
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And the day before she said President Romney.  At least she got the President's name correct this time.  Like others, I do hope Obama uses this somewhere in his campaign.  Hilarious. What an embarrassment she is!

Wondering
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Its time to edit Brewers most embarrasing moments of 2012 already. I think July is just way to early for an article like that when Jan is the subject

alehound
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Jan just keeps on giving.....

davelog
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Hahahaha, Governor Glug-Glug. That'll get used around the water cooler, I'm sure.

Bnbk
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I don't understand why Brain-Fart's handlers even let her out in public.Everytime this Leather Faced,Brain Farting twit of a governor opens her trap,she just shows her ineptitude to the entire country.

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