Joe Arpaio to Open Al Capone's Vault a Second Time With Another "Birther" Press Conference

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Totally legit, guys.
Sheriff Joe Arpaio's probably the only person who could convince his faithful fans to watch him open Al Capone's empty vault over and over again.

That's pretty much what Arpaio's set to do in a couple of weeks, as the sheriff announced through his other PR team (WorldNetDaily) that he's holding another "birther"-related press conference, with "more major revelations."

Spoiler alert: the news is so big that it's on the front of a supermarket tabloid.

Yes, along with a piece about why Kathie Lee Gifford hates Regis Philbin, Globe explains that it found the man who "forged Obama birth certificate."

This is similar to the last time Arpaio showed his case against the president was an empty vault, when the sheriff himself landed on the Globe cover before he announced that President Obama faked his birth certificate, but managed to forget to bring any evidence.

Arpaio promised a "shock" to everyone, and everyone was pretty shocked -- Arpaio really thinks President Obama's birth certificate is fake.

Then New Times and a couple dozen other media outlets watched a presentation for a solid two hours, which mostly included recycled theories that have been debunked over and over again.

This impending "update" doesn't seem to be too different.

As usual, Mike Zullo -- the "lead investigator" of Arpaio's Scooby Doo gang -- is still concerned about stamps, according to WorldNetDaily.

The conspiracy-theory website explains that Arpaio and company are presenting "evidence [that] will include information gathered in the posse's recent investigative trip to Hawaii as well as an update on the ongoing investigation."

Thus, at the July 17 press conference -- which, of course, will be streaming live on WorldNetDaily -- Maricopa County taxpayers can find out exactly why $10,000 of their money funded a deputy's trip to Hawaii.


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Naeok Sadzewicz
Naeok Sadzewicz

Intrade has Obama at 56.3% Romney at 41.3% 538 has Obama at 66.8% Romney at 33.2% looks like 4 more years of Obama, get your hate cap out!

Naeok Sadzewicz
Naeok Sadzewicz

I blinked twice during Sheriff Joe's presser so I missed the "Explosive New Evidence" can anyone point me to it?

Msmom1988
Msmom1988

Race? Again? Please! People continue to find proof about Obama is no more than all the haters of previous administrations. Both political sides are constantly trying to come up with something negative in hopes of smearing the party they are against! (currently Romney-Bain Capital) I myself am completely disgusted with both parties, and ashamed of what they have been turning OUR country into the past 60-70 years! Our constitution reads that we all have rights of Pursuit of Happiness! It does not read Your Government owes you a job, healthcare, and food stamps. Think about that...PURSUIT! We have the right to Pursue, Chase our dreams! Our government was formed to do ONE THING! PROTECT IT'S CITIZENS FROM TERRORIST, FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC! Nowhere in the documents does it read that the government is to do or allowed all the negative things our POLITICIANS have been doing for so long to ruin this country! Dividing Americans is the best DISTRACTION for politicians to continue!

Msmom1988
Msmom1988

Most jails, across the US, has a surcharge of 50%! If Arizona is only charging a 20% surcharge sounds like a much better "bang for your buck.! Keep yourself & family members out of jail & you have no problem. SMH

Nate Schmidt
Nate Schmidt

6 days to go.  If you are right..  I will take the ridicule for placing my faith on a nutjob...  I expect something that compelling and convincing to seal whats out there already.  I read that this will be the very person that forget the BC.  It would have to be something of that magnitude.  But if you were wrong...  lol well  I know what YOU will say... NOTHING!  you will disappear into shill-land looking for your next assignment.

Guest
Guest

Oh how funny! The delusional birther imagines he's got a point! Sorry, sport, but it's beyond dispute that Hawaii proved Obama's natural born citizenship. For your next trick, how about tackling that whole "earth is round" conspiracy of the Illuminati? [chuckle] Hint: NO ONE can understand where "birthers are coming from" because you live in a world of lies made up as you go along. It's too funny that you still defend the claim that the BC wad forged in Photoshop when a simple right click shows you it wasn't even made in Photoshop! You birthloons are way too easy! But good for us, you're Pure Komedy Gold! Sorry but the proof is in and the case is closed. Obama does appreciate your insanity though as it will help his reelection! As for debate, forget it, you're outgunned. I am nit debating you, I am ridiculing you. Get used to it.

Nate Schmidt
Nate Schmidt

LOL!!  I support your right to be convinced Hawaii certified Obarry's BC.  You seem to lack cerebral synapses to adequately comprehend where most birthers are coming from.  We simply seek legitimate affirmation.    This is a demand for redress of grievances guaranteed by the constitution.  Birthers number in their multi millions... not because they are ALL racists, soem are are, most ARE NOT such as myself... I voted for him.   His involvement with Sinclair, His proven forged BC's, his BIO full of lies to sell books, His supports for the wars, his cabinet appointments, his SCOTUS appointments, his use of EO's and his use of outright lies over his Obamacare...  the list is too substantial to ignore..  it is not just a few things .. it is a lot of things...  the actions of someone sent to bring down our Constitutional Republic.    This where I am coming from.  Hawaii did not prove anything all it did was create more questions when they confirmed only part of the information on the BC and did not provide a certified copy.    This will not do troll...  and I did not contact you to debate you shill... you did. simper fi. 

Nate Schmidt
Nate Schmidt

lol..  looks like Arpaio had the fella that created Obama;s forged BC that he AFFIRMED was his on the WH site.  The truth that is apparent with you is that you are an Obama royal scrotum cleaner.  I hold final judgement until the 17th  as for you..  I have seen better shiils

naeko
naeko

the 17 came an gone, no big revalation, why is that?

Masked Magician
Masked Magician

 How is it that my sister has a SSN from Virginia? She was born in San Diego, CA.

Nate Schmidt
Nate Schmidt

SEMPER FI is one thing  simper fi is another.  I'll give you a hint  for all the wanna be vets trolling thee sites.  SEMPER FI is to loyalty as SIMPER FI is to these pukes who are SIMPERing idiots that have their opinions GIVEN to them. Ted Nugent does NOT speak for me or anything having to with truth. We are suffering BLOWBACK from years of leaders whom are not American FIRST. Look up Dr Alan Sabrosky , Dr Shlomo Sands, Llan Pappe, Benjamin Freedman, Gilad Atzmon, Dr Tony Martin just to name a few. funny thing about peer reviewed archives... irrefutable facts tend to expose lies on their face. simper fi.

PTCGAZ
PTCGAZ

Wow there are a lot of morons that posted on this. LoL.. 

PTCGAZ
PTCGAZ

better yet make him post another pathetic piece of shit whine post on Facebook about how he had a press conference and the press all ignored his douchebag ass.

PTCGAZ
PTCGAZ

are you going to eat your words if the FEDS arrested the Joke?

PTCGAZ
PTCGAZ

hmm funny, but I learned the bad words at Catholic school. Not too many liberals there either. SO I suggest you fuck off and eat shit and die, like your retarded friend Charles.

PTCGAZ
PTCGAZ

I am sorry I was late to the party. However I am not about to have a heart attack. ... I am laughing way too hard to get one of those lolz

PTCGAZ
PTCGAZ

LMAO fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You are a retard you stupid cocksucking, ball licking, teabagging, slime oozing, idiotic tupper! Eat some shit and die. And BTW Arapaio can eat shit and die too.

PTCGAZ
PTCGAZ

Charles did you get section 19ed out ?

PTCGAZ
PTCGAZ

he must need a video of Obama's birth... to prove he was born in Hawaii and not Kenya or anywhere else. . LoL and apparently Hawaii is lying.. and shouldnt be believed. Why would they lie?

Nate Schmidt
Nate Schmidt

yeah troll...  those BC's you refer too DO NOT have font irregularities.  They are constant.  Save your breath...  till the 17th.  Most people I know are waiting until then to make a final decision on this issue.  Unlike you.  It better be substantial...  buzz is that Arpaio will disclose the person who fabricated Obama's BC.    We are obviously being played...  this has to stop.  One way or the other this has to stop.

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

Good point...will do that 100 times.

Mary Adams
Mary Adams

The Black folks who have questioned his birth certificate hate him because he is half white.

Johnsanders11
Johnsanders11

I recalled that Obama asked to inherit the pile of shit and that he will fix everything...

David Saint
David Saint

ps if you can provide facts to refute any of my assertions about arpaio, i challenge you to produce them. Ill give you a hundred bucks if you can...keep in mind, ive lived here most of my 34 years on this earth, and have been keeping track of arpaios bullshit for about half of it. (since 96 and the Norberg murder to be exact)...I know what im talking about and provide facts to back my claims...you arent the first arpaio minion ive dealt with, and ive turned worse into arpaio haters. 

David Saint
David Saint

LMAO by the way, it HAS NOT panned out...so says the judges that have reviewed the same thing arpaio is trying to peddle as new and threw out of court. Ill be waiting for your apology on the 17th, if you are a man of your word. 

David Saint
David Saint

LMAO you lack the capacity to understand joe is a proven crook who abuses his power, and does things purely for publicity laws be damned. Furthermore, your dumb ass doesnt even live here by your own admission, so what the fuck do you think you know more about the issue than those of us that actually reside here and have to put up with his bullshit?! Either come with facts refuting what i say, or go back to wherever the fuck you are from and continue wearing the tin foil hat and acting like a fucking moron. (pardon my language, but im not taking insults from some ignorant outsider who obviously doesnt know his dick from his ass)

US War Veteran
US War Veteran

"Everything you say makes sense. If you are advocating keeping the secret secret." What part of my comment "Turn evidence to the appropriate authority for prosecution, immediately" did you NOT understand, is this sentence too confusing for you?

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