Best Reader Caption for Joe Arpaio's Master Birther Mike Zullo: RetiredArmy

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Photo by Jamie Peachey
"My next book, co-authored with sheriff joe, will be titled 'Tax Payer Funded Vacations Made Easy.'"
Congratulations to the New Times reader known as RetiredArmy, you've won this week's New Times You Write the Caption contest.

On Friday, we asked readers to write the caption for the above photo of Sheriff Joe Arpaio's lead birther "investigator," Mike Zullo.

We picked the five best captions, and put those up for a popular vote.

RetiredArmy beat out the rest of the field with the following:

My next book, co-authored with sheriff joe, will be titled "Tax Payer Funded Vacations Made Easy."

To retrieve your prize of a firm handshake and/or high-five, please mail your hand to (or come by and ask for) Matthew Hendley at 1201 East Jefferson Street in Phoenix.


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5 comments
Longshoreman
Longshoreman

As Zullo Vacationed on the Beach in Hawaii, was he a "Master Birther, or a Master Baitor?"

 

$10,000.00 probably bought Zullo a lot of "Cold Cases" of  Beer?

username
username

Zullo's BS background was exposed by channel 5 last night. He has 5 years in a rinky dink police department (9 cops total) and the rest of his time he's been a used car salesman. That's rich. This guy couln't investigate his way out of a paper bag.

knotanes
knotanes

 @username Sometimes I think the script writers for Reno 911 stole material from the MCSO.

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