Russell Pearce and a Baby in You Write the Caption

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Ousted state Senate President Russell Pearce actually is trying to get elected again, this time in Senate District 25, where he'll have to contend with fellow GOP hopeful Bob Worsley.

We're obviously looking at a picture of Pearce with a baby -- taken from an invitation to join him for an "ice cream social" -- which is more than enough to earn Pearce an appearance in this week's New Times You Write the Caption contest.

The rules for You Write the Caption are simple: We provide the picture (above), and you provide the caption to that photo in the comments below.

On Monday, we'll announce the top-five reader captions and put them to a vote. The winner will receive a pay-your-own-way trip to the historic New Times building for a firm handshake and/or a high-five.

Do your best (or worst), New Times readers.



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narizona
narizona

I want my baby  back baby back baby back ribs ,

Car_del99
Car_del99

 It is NOT that all Arizonans are STUPID, IT is that only the idiots vote more often...It is why this IDIOT,  and people like him get elected.

Paul G.
Paul G.

Vote Pearce: Breastfeeding your child for the next two years.

Rvhobo1954
Rvhobo1954

Wonder how them charges are going where his grand child was abused by one of his white supremacist/felon sons? Does he think a photo op with a baby will make anyone believe he is some doting old grandfather with a family of stellar citizens? I think he is forever connected to Neo-Nazi JT Ready and them photos of the two laughing and hugging at them cook outs!

wherewasi
wherewasi

"This little guy can stay.  He's French Canadian."

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

Russell Pearce's latest victim does not yet realize how much Russell has done to harm the child's future.

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

Here kid. Suck on this.

majii
majii

Baby thinking:  Help!  Somebody save me!!!

Ricky, Julian and Bubbles
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles

Recently, Senate hopeful Russell Pearce sat down with Trailer Park News and answered questions about his new campaign photo (above):

"Yeah I know, right?  It's crazy.  Here's what happened...we had been putting up campaign signs on that remote, super windy planet way outside of our system.  We got back to the Nostromo and were sitting around the dinner table when this damn thing came blasting out of my stomach.  He doesn't have a neck so we been calling him Lil JT. Other than oozing a thick, clear goo everywhere he seems pretty harmless.  He has two sets of teeth!"   

wtf
wtf

"put me down you piece of shit or i'll pee on you"

wtf
wtf

this kid does wants 50% more cash back! 

StopTheHate
StopTheHate

This baby is the only person who doesn't think I'm a racist, xenophobic, Nazi, corrupt, liar.  God I love this kid!

wtf
wtf

"I'll tell you what, we need more white babies like this little fella!"

Coz
Coz

Now Jr, if all goes right, you can grow up and be just like JT Reading, my hero....

Truth to Power
Truth to Power

Really? We had to rent the kid from outside the state, too?

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Guesty
Guesty

Never forget, kid, JT Ready was my friend and protege - and I know a dozen more just like him.

david saint
david saint

"Yea I did get recalled..so what, look at the cute baby!" 

AnyonebutPearce
AnyonebutPearce

Do you smell that?  I think the kid just crapped his diaper.  No, never mind, that was me.

LD19 Resident
LD19 Resident

A typical Russ TV ad:

"Hi. I'm Russell Pearce. During my time as a state legislator, I took $40,000 in trips from the Fiesta Bowl, then lied about reimbursement, then said I would find the cancelled checks, which I never did."

"I also cut education to the bone, despite a state Constitutional requirement that education be as nearly free as possible."

"I cut healthcare to the bone, despite the 8.2% unemployment rate and more people depending on government aid."

"I gave $532 million in tax cuts to big corporations, despite the 8.2% unemployment rate currently facing Arizonans."

"I passed BS1070, a racist, Nuremberg-style law that terrorizes Latinos because I hate Hispanics and especially their children."

"I tried to nullify federal law and also attempted to reinterpret the birthright citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment, despite a 114 year old U.S. Supreme Court ruling to the contrary."

"I tried to pass immigration-omnibus bills that would have created a police state for Latinos. They were rejected."

"I banned citizens from the state Senate building because they protested the BS immigration omnibus bills that were later rejected."

"I was recalled, then booted out of office due to criminal abuse of power acts."

Is this somebody you want representing you in state government? I know I don't.

AnyonebutPearce
AnyonebutPearce

They make these dolls so life like these days, don't they?

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

"I took so much crap for wearing the American flag as a shirt that I found this seat cover from a 1954 Nash Rambler and had it made into a shirt. Red, white, and blue, get it? Patriot is what I am.... (Is that the right script, Chuck?)"

Nicholsdaves
Nicholsdaves

Now kid if I agree to pay you to run as a "Sham" Candidate, are you sure you can keep your mouth shut if the Rigging/Manipulating is discovered?

Nigger
Nigger

See, I can still lie while holding and feeding a baby...

Susurro Perforado
Susurro Perforado

Everyone, meet my grandson! ....What?  My grandson's an illegal alien?  Dang.  I'm sure going to miss him after I turn him in to get deported.

85014
85014

"Improve Our Schools." What a lying sack of lightly salted rat dicks.

teknik1200
teknik1200

don't worry little guy, some day you'll learn to be filled with hatred just like me!

Barbaraespinosa
Barbaraespinosa

YES! I'll kiss a baby, feed a baby, change babies diapers.VOTE FOR ME! It's for the children.

Phil
Phil

Ya can't blame me for trying cause you fell for it before, look, I got a baby!

david saint
david saint

So thats what Darth Vader really looks like when his helmet is off. 

NoSuperman
NoSuperman

Don't worry. This little guy is headed to Private School.

Proud to be an American
Proud to be an American

This is a good promo picture(Pierce laughing) do you think the idiots of Arizona will elect me again? Next time I want a pose with one of those "brown" kids so they can love me even more. Idiots!

scobob
scobob

I'm sorry son  you can't grow up to be the first President of the Arizona Senate to be recalled, but I might be able to get you a job at the DMV.

maybe368
maybe368

"Now, this is an example of an anchor baby I can live with. Any browner and it becomes a devil child"

bigbearchaseme
bigbearchaseme

So, I have this little ice cream social so I can get a picture with my constituents, right? Then why the hell are you all dressed like Ben fucking Franklin? I can't use any of you people! Oh, someone has a baby? Great! Alright, gimme the little one, but for fuck's sake, take off his little tri-corn hat.

Gizzard
Gizzard

Meet my grandson J.T. don't you just want to squeeze him?

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