Former Congressional Candidate Paul Babeu and Former Sheriff Candidate Steve Henry in You Write The Caption

"I'd like to bend him over that podium and show him who's the boss."

"There I was in hot pursuit for a illegal alien and I found one alright. I then challenged him to get up against the wall and reach down for my pistol like this. Of course, he had to use all four fingers to grab my 7 1/2" barrel."

"I'm gonna hit that ass, I'm seriously gonna hit that"

"I'll bet NewTimes will show this as one of their "you write the caption" blogs." 

This could be " Bottoms Up for me"

Sheriff Paul says, "When I make promises, I have to keep them, and Henry knows that. I am Sheriff of America and I had to step down from Congress because Henry would have never won. Henry does not give good blow jobs like me and that is what it takes to be Sheriff of Penal County. I am sorry Henry, but ask Blake, he knows what I am talking about."

I have decided that i can do more to promote gay rights as Sheriff than I could in Congress. Hence, Mr. Henry will retain his position under me.

I stepped down from the Congressional race for Blake, oh, sorry I mean Henry. I did not want him to get in trouble and I missed Blake, oh I mean Henry.

hmmm babeo has anal leakage again must have been around sheriff Joe

Whew, that fart smelled like "semen". 

Same caption above each of them:
"What an ass..."

With both hands on my heart, I want to thank Steve for understanding my compassion for the office of Sheriff and as a gift from my heart, Steve here is a full year subscription to ADAM4ADAM,try it you might like it deputy Boi.

"I hope hes' wearing the thong I bought him for Cristmas."

'' Damn!  I'm still standing behind this rotten son of a bitch! ''  ( Steve of course:)

He broke my heart. 

Balloon over steve's head.... "This guy is such a liar.  There is no way that it was 7 inches."

"And when I decide to leave the race for congress..... this is how I will bend Steve over the desk and thank him for standing behind me during this whole process."

"When he told me I was like a brother to him, I should've asked Shaun what that entailed."

"Steve Henry admires the assless chaps he had to return to Sheriff Babeu when Babeu jumped back into the race for Sheriff."

I was gonna make momma proud!!(henry)

"So then he thought that I thought that he was getting his tighty whiteys in a bunch, but then I showed them to him and he saw that I had them on. Besides, that is not why I don't want to go to Congress. That is just a coincidence"

Damm,  I should have posted some of my pictures on the gay porn sites too. Guess that's what it takes to be elected as Sheriff in Penis County.

Paul has brought a whole new meaning to "backstabbing."

Henry "Tighter than a bull's ass during blowfly season" or does he pitch or catch

Babeu:  "If Re-elected Sheriff, I will hire more Hispanic Deputies."

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Henry thinking..he promised me not to tell my wife that he gave a blowjob if I drop out of race

Babeu:

Dear Constituants, my Deputies all think I should do an Oscar Mayer Weiner Commercial.

Thought balloon above Henry " dick". Thought ballon above Babeu "idiot"

"i'll hold it like this and hummm"

"I tried to teach him how to cup the balls properly, but he couldnt get it right.  So ive decided to keep my  blowjob, er job". 

I wonder how many times Jose poked that ass I'm staring at.

Henry thinking----Inconsiderate bastard didn't even give me a reach around.

"One of these days he'll be able to perform 'Itsy Bitsy Spider' correctly."

“I know that you believe you
understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what
you heard is not what I meant.”

Blatantly stolen from Robert McCloskey.
 

"Steve thought for a while he wanted to be sheriff. But after talking to him and explaining that I'm on top and want to stay on top, he fully understood and even though he doesn't want to be known as the Under sheriff, that's where he belongs and he knows it. Right, Steve?"