Former Congressional Candidate Paul Babeu and Former Sheriff Candidate Steve Henry in You Write The Caption

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Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu's dropped his congressional bid earlier this week to run for sheriff again, pushing his Chief Deputy, Steve Henry, out of his bid for sheriff.

This must have been a real awkward conversation Babeu decided (in his own best interests) he had to have with Henry, with Babeu explaining why the loyal Henry had to drop out of the running for the office of sheriff.

For this, we salute Babeu and Henry with an appearance in this week's New Times You Write the Caption contest.

The rules for You Write the Caption are simple: We provide the picture (above), and you provide the caption to that photo -- of Babeu at the lectern and Henry to his right (our left) -- in the comments below.

On Monday, we'll announce the top-five reader captions and put them to a vote. The winner will receive a pay-your-own-way trip to the historic New Times building for a firm handshake and/or a high-five.

Do your best (or worst), New Times readers.

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37 comments
Ltneverends
Ltneverends

"I'd like to bend him over that podium and show him who's the boss."

Koolarrow
Koolarrow

"There I was in hot pursuit for a illegal alien and I found one alright. I then challenged him to get up against the wall and reach down for my pistol like this. Of course, he had to use all four fingers to grab my 7 1/2" barrel."

Ed_Wood
Ed_Wood

"I'm gonna hit that ass, I'm seriously gonna hit that"

Walter Concrete
Walter Concrete

"I'll bet NewTimes will show this as one of their "you write the caption" blogs." 

Amadeus332
Amadeus332

This could be " Bottoms Up for me"

Babeu
Babeu

Sheriff Paul says, "When I make promises, I have to keep them, and Henry knows that. I am Sheriff of America and I had to step down from Congress because Henry would have never won. Henry does not give good blow jobs like me and that is what it takes to be Sheriff of Penal County. I am sorry Henry, but ask Blake, he knows what I am talking about."

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

I have decided that i can do more to promote gay rights as Sheriff than I could in Congress. Hence, Mr. Henry will retain his position under me.

Babeu
Babeu

I stepped down from the Congressional race for Blake, oh, sorry I mean Henry. I did not want him to get in trouble and I missed Blake, oh I mean Henry.

Josesboy
Josesboy

Whew, that fart smelled like "semen". 

Penile County
Penile County

Same caption above each of them:
"What an ass..."

Ddesertdawg
Ddesertdawg

With both hands on my heart, I want to thank Steve for understanding my compassion for the office of Sheriff and as a gift from my heart, Steve here is a full year subscription to ADAM4ADAM,try it you might like it deputy Boi.

Dumpster Diver
Dumpster Diver

"I hope hes' wearing the thong I bought him for Cristmas."

John
John

'' Damn!  I'm still standing behind this rotten son of a bitch! ''  ( Steve of course:)

GUEST
GUEST

Balloon over steve's head.... "This guy is such a liar.  There is no way that it was 7 inches."

bigkahuna33
bigkahuna33

"And when I decide to leave the race for congress..... this is how I will bend Steve over the desk and thank him for standing behind me during this whole process."

Chang and Eng
Chang and Eng

"When he told me I was like a brother to him, I should've asked Shaun what that entailed."

Woefatcat
Woefatcat

"Steve Henry admires the assless chaps he had to return to Sheriff Babeu when Babeu jumped back into the race for Sheriff."

Maybe368
Maybe368

"So then he thought that I thought that he was getting his tighty whiteys in a bunch, but then I showed them to him and he saw that I had them on. Besides, that is not why I don't want to go to Congress. That is just a coincidence"

Coz
Coz

Damm,  I should have posted some of my pictures on the gay porn sites too. Guess that's what it takes to be elected as Sheriff in Penis County.

Wasillawitch
Wasillawitch

Paul has brought a whole new meaning to "backstabbing."

Snark
Snark

Henry "Tighter than a bull's ass during blowfly season" or does he pitch or catch

Nicholsdaves
Nicholsdaves

Babeu:  "If Re-elected Sheriff, I will hire more Hispanic Deputies."

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Car_del99
Car_del99

Henry thinking..he promised me not to tell my wife that he gave a blowjob if I drop out of race

Nicholsdaves
Nicholsdaves

Babeu:

Dear Constituants, my Deputies all think I should do an Oscar Mayer Weiner Commercial.

scobob
scobob

Thought balloon above Henry " dick". Thought ballon above Babeu "idiot"

teknik1200
teknik1200

"i'll hold it like this and hummm"

david saint
david saint

"I tried to teach him how to cup the balls properly, but he couldnt get it right.  So ive decided to keep my  blowjob, er job". 

4politics2
4politics2

I wonder how many times Jose poked that ass I'm staring at.

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

Henry thinking----Inconsiderate bastard didn't even give me a reach around.

PETER
PETER

"One of these days he'll be able to perform 'Itsy Bitsy Spider' correctly."

Truth to Power
Truth to Power

“I know that you believe you
understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what
you heard is not what I meant.”

Blatantly stolen from Robert McCloskey.
 

A Cunning Linguist
A Cunning Linguist

"Steve thought for a while he wanted to be sheriff. But after talking to him and explaining that I'm on top and want to stay on top, he fully understood and even though he doesn't want to be known as the Under sheriff, that's where he belongs and he knows it. Right, Steve?"

TellTheTruth
TellTheTruth

Note: One of the funniest so far and absolutely the most accurate. The boys are over forty and still humping eachother. True situation.

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