Chuck Norris Just Loves Joe Arpaio

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Chuck Norris (left, taking foot to face).
Chuck Norris -- the actor who rose to fame after getting his ass kicked by Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon -- just loves Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

So much, in fact, that Norris recently penned a column praising the sheriff and condemning the typical members of the far-right-wing conspiracy-theory list of those trying to "take down" Arpaio: President Obama, George Soros, the mainstream media, and the "entire left-wing progressive establishment."

Norris, of course, is a big Republican activist and often times writes columns for Arpaio's "birther" friends at World Net Daily.

It's an interesting time for Norris to get gushy about Arpaio, considering the county seems to constantly be doling out cash to people as a result of his actions, he's caught up in what the Justice Department calls the worst case of racial profiling U.S. history, and most recently, what a state Supreme Court panel called the "unholy collaboration" between Arpaio and disbarred ex-county attorney Andrew Thomas, among other things.

Arpaio's retort to this seems to be A) "illegals" are awful, and B) Obama's from Africa -- which puts Norris' column into the file labeled "comical."

Norris didn't touch Arpaio's "birther" investigation in his column, but he's clearly going out of his way to say how awesome Arpaio is, and how much he thinks Obama sucks.

"Despite how you feel about Sheriff Joe's personal conduct, government suspicions, or the severity of criminal discipline, there is no doubt that the feds' entanglements into his affairs are a massive overreach of local and state laws and jurisdictions," Norris says. "It is pathetic that President Barack Obama, as well as the entire left-wing progressive establishment, is in a multimillion-dollar smear campaign to discredit and take down Sheriff Joe, as the sheriff's own re-election website proclaims, because he has "led the fight in Arizona against illegal immigration."

He also points to how correct radio commentator Rush Limbaugh is in saying the "MSM" is biased against Arpaio, the example being that "not a single left-wing news source" reported the death threats against Arpaio from an "Obama supporter."

As we wrote in March, we found the threats in question, and while he didn't claim to be an "Obama fanatic" as Arpaio suggested, he did claim that Satan told him to start killing "birthers" to start a war between the political left and right, which was supposed to fulfill some goal of depopulating the earth a bit.

Aside from that, Norris wants to know something.

"My question is this: If there isn't any credence to the left-wing's demonizing and entrapment of Sheriff Joe Arpaio, then why would billionaire progressive George Soros spend millions of dollars on anti-Arpaio campaigns and pledge millions more to defeat the toughest U.S. sheriff's re-election?" he asks.

That appears to be related to the apparent rumor started by the "Minuteman PAC" soliciting donations for Arpaio, claiming "Obama's buddy George Soros even pledged $10 million to defeat Sheriff Joe for re-election!"

We couldn't find a single source for that claim outside of the fundraising email from "Minuteman PAC," but it seems to be a popular rumor.

But let's hear more about how awesome Arpaio is, Chuck.

"The Obama administration and far-left progressive agents like Soros are persecuting Sheriff Arpaio because he won't turn a blind eye to tens of thousands of illegal aliens flooding into America," Norris proclaims. "And their underhanded and intimidating message is being played and replayed by their MSM minions for every other U.S. sheriff and freedom-loving American[.]"

Most people probably aren't surprised by Norris' cheerleading, but the washed-up celebrity brigade coming to Arpaio's defense as of late (see: Nugent, Ted) is getting pretty comical.

Click here for Norris' full column.

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jkb
jkb

Joe Arpaio seems to believe he is the law, not a representative of the law. This is the most narcissistic self important blow hard I have ever witnessed. History will ultimately show him as an absolutely corrupt deceptive sheriff.

Wayfaring Pilgrim
Wayfaring Pilgrim

They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but had to discontinue it.  It wouldn't take shit from aybody.

Wayfaring Pilgrim
Wayfaring Pilgrim

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn; he just stares at it and dares it to grow!

Ddesertdawg
Ddesertdawg

Chuck Norris can't even sell excercise equipment and has been washed up for years,go away. 

BITCH BITCH BITCH
BITCH BITCH BITCH

 BITCH BITCH BITCH if you motherfuckers didn't BITCH you would have nothing to talk about.  you are  all  a bunch of snotty ass people. you all suck!

Margie
Margie

  Guys like this tough talking guest23 and sven punk never show up to boxing night at the HA clubhouse. so its kinda hard to shut punks up like this when they hide in a dark rooms with their cock in their hand in front of a computer screen all their pussy sissy ass lives. these types are future psycho killers like JT READY.

TeddyRosevelt
TeddyRosevelt

Chico, I know who you are--have seen you many, many times.  I for one would never go out of my way to fuc with an HA member---same as I don't go out of my way to fuc with a rabid dog--they  have a tendency to bite.  However, that being said I will show no pity, and act mercilessly to the 1% how goes out of his way to degrade me.  Life experiences have required a combat mindset, and a plan to end disputes quickly and efficiently.  

Chuckles
Chuckles

Chuck Norris would feel hurt and betrayed by these comments.  That is--IF CHUCK NORRIS HAD ANY FEELINGS!  Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't give a shit about you loser, socialist, asswipes comments?  Because Chuck Norris invented "not giving a shit".  Chuck Norris doesn't need to use internet blogging (invented by the lefts holy prophet Al Gore) to piss liberal's off---His mere presence on Earth does it for them.  May the Peace of Chuck Be With You.  

sven
sven

Chuck Norris is such an idiot that they found a link to children with learning
disabilities from women who watched his movies while they were pregnant.

BITCH BITCH BITCH
BITCH BITCH BITCH

 your a bigger and poorer idiot. and your not famous. pretty much your a nobody in life.

sven
sven

So Chuck wants us to take his political opinion seriously because A) he had the lowest grades in his high school class and was barely able to graduate, or B) he stars in cheesy action movies with choreographed martial arts? He needs to go fuck himself!!!!! 

LOL
LOL

Chuck Norris should kick his own ass for leaning the way he does!!!

Guest23
Guest23

Funny. I am not over fifty and have my teeth so i am sure they wont be loookin to hop in bed with me, besides i like those i fuck to have more than a two digit IQ.

Young Angels Old Angels
Young Angels Old Angels

Most Hells Angels today are 21 to 40 years old. there are more youn HA members than old ones. most of the old ones quit are are dead from old age and life. actor and Hells Angels Oakland California member David Labrava who plays Happy on SOA Sons of Anarchy  tv show is not old or toothless. Google his name and see for yourself. many many HA are young. if you knew them you would know this. the old guys just tend to stick out more due to their long hair and beards. the younger guys are more clean cut.

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

Chuck who?

I thought he had crossed the "finish line" long ago.....

Wayfaring Pilgrim
Wayfaring Pilgrim

Chuck Norris was once stabbed by a knife, and . . . . the knife bled to death!

TinHatFinder
TinHatFinder

Two senile old fucks lovin each other...it just doesn't get better then that. Judging by his exercise commercials I will bet that the two tissue paper thick butt cheeks Norris has left are tight. He is a racist piece of shit...not to forget of course his butt buddy Joe.

Shaggy
Shaggy

Chuck's being sweet on The Joeker because he wants a chance to run over chickens with a tank ...

INFIDELZ
INFIDELZ

 your not picking up on me im picking up on you. I  will grow on you after a while.I dont give in that easy LOL. we can pretend we met at a Harley shop or a 1960s Grateful Dead show in Frisco California in our minds instead of a blog. hows that? life goes by faster than a summer vacation so get it while you can. live life to the fullest everyday you never know when your last day on earth will be. guys like me dont come along in ones life everyday. im a rare breed of man..

azjustinsmail
azjustinsmail

Awww, if I knew that Chuck's liking of Arpaio made you libs so mad, I would have been throwing it in your face a long time ago.

Guest23
Guest23

At least for me, it doesnt make me mad at all, it only confirms how man clueless, uniformed nimrods are out there.

You completely miss the whole dynamic that is the impetus to being sick of arpaio.

azjustinsmail
azjustinsmail

Do I?  Living less than 100 miles from him I think I understand it more than the majority of people reading this article.

INFIDELZ
INFIDELZ

  why do you keep copping out? are you afraid of men? are you celibate? im trying to pick up on you and your making very hard to do.im a nice guy. I play in a rock blues band. im a musician and a biker.  im a very cool mellow guy.

INFILDELZ
INFILDELZ

  I bet im older than you. im 64 yrs old. I like my women over 50. they are better lovers. Dig?

PeeOnTea
PeeOnTea

Help the cause! Order a Chuck Norris Total Gym, he pays for S&H, so return it for a full refound. Repeat!  Order and return Now!

Bnbk
Bnbk

That is one hell of an idea !!!

Slade
Slade

  Margie is a well know local female boxer and the wife of a local Hells Angels member. she looks like Jennifer Lopez and is 32 years old.

Sutter77
Sutter77

Just looking like Jennifer Lopez is enough to get my respect, I don't care about the rest of it... 'MARGE FOR PRESIDENT'

INFIDELZ
INFIDELZ

 Im thinking you need to hook up with a handsome long haired blue eyed biker like me instead of sitting in front of that lame computer screen on a Friday night alone Darlin.

Chilidawg
Chilidawg

The best Chuck Norris film moment was when Bruce Lee ripped his chest hair out.  

LEG
LEG

  your into mens chest hair? how gay is that?

Chilidawg
Chilidawg

Maybe Chuck and Steven Segal can get together and harass some Mexican-Americans on CInco de Mayo for Joe.  

Bill Brasky
Bill Brasky

 Chuck Norris is a son of a bitch.

Lynn
Lynn

 I get the reference.
Salvadore and TaxpayingVoter both need to lighten a bit more to appreciate what Mr Norris would probably find humorous. I've noticed some NT posters, who believe they are well read and informed, are really talking from their ass.

Guest23
Guest23

That's a broad brush you are painting with... Perhaps telling us which poster or posters and what they are stating that appears to you as talking out of their ass(s)? Otherwise your post ends up being practicallt. Useless opinion.

MarkusGarvey
MarkusGarvey

Phony tough guys love Arpaio!...Nugent and Norris...I wouldn't want either one of them covering my back during a combat situation...Nugent would just shit and piss himself...

CHUCK ZITO
CHUCK ZITO

  Chuck is a great pal of mine and he is no phony and neither am I. check out how bad I am at www.chuckzito.com CHUCK ZITO THE BAD ASS FROM THE BRONX NYC.

CHUCK ZITO
CHUCK ZITO

  Chuck Norris is a bad motherfucker son. you may not like him but for a 60ish+ old man he can still fuck you up bad. its a good thing he is a nice guy.  im a bad ass to and chuck is a pal of mine so dont talk shit about him. check my bad ass out at click here      www.chuckzito.com  FUCK YOU FUCK OFF, CHUCK ZITO

BUD STRIKER
BUD STRIKER

But on the other hand Chuck Norris loves Sonny Barger and the Hells Angels MC Arizona.  he stopped by our Cave Creek Clubhouse a few months back and Boxed with some of our members in our Boxing ring and he taught us some new martial arts tricks.

Wayfaring Pilgrim
Wayfaring Pilgrim

Then all the bikers got down on their knees and gave Chuck Norris a blow job!  A few of the bikers actually choked to death, while others survived but are now missing several teeth.

HELLS ANGEL BO
HELLS ANGEL BO

 Now we HELLS ANGELS MC AZ can fuck you,s up the public more than we used to so stay clear of us you straight square yuppie conformist zombiefied sheeple. we dont take shit from no one! JT READY may be dead and gone but we are still alive and well and there is alot of us in Arizona. and we dont commit suicide we keep on keeping on till the wheels fall off. the sun never sets on a HELLS ANGELS MC PATCH!  BO  BOUGHTON, HELLS ANGELS MC AZ

sven
sven

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!! LET'S SEE HOW TOUGH YOU ARE ONE ON ONE WITHOUT YOUR OTHER BITCHES.

sven
sven

thank you for the invitation,, no really. should i check my IQ and hygiene at the door?

Kelly
Kelly

 You need anger management classes sir sven.

Kelly
Kelly

 Get a grip man before you end up like JT Ready.

HAMC PHX AZ BRIAN
HAMC PHX AZ BRIAN

  Stop by  the Hells Angels MC Phx clubhouse at 147 West Mojave st in Phx AZ 7pm every Saturday night for boxing night. there will be cool bikes cold beer  live rock and blues music and pretty women for the taking. 1 on 1 boxing matches in a ring. men and women are invited to  fight 1 on 1 with who ever they want.  there SEVN you got your invite. im 100% sure you wont be showing up in this lifetime. we dont rat pack our guest at boxing night that would be disrespectful to beat up our guest. besides we like our friends we dont beat them up. BRIAN, HELLS ANGELS MC PHX AZ

James
James

For real? That's interesting. Tell me more. Please.

Margie
Margie

 there is a whole big bad world out there of fun you know nothing about. try hanging out with bikers and you will have more fun in life.

PATCH KINKADE
PATCH KINKADE

 Saying please to an HA is kinda lame and sissified James you wont get any respect from us begging like that. why not man up grow some big hairy balls and stop by the HA clubhouse on Boxing nights Saturdays at 7pm and find out live and in person. this is where the real party's are in this sleepy dusty desert city. Bikes, Boxing, Cold Beer Booze, Live Rock and Blue Bands and Plenty of sexy pretty women for the taking. this has been going on for a few years now , where have you been? hanging out at Scottsdale,Tempe, Yuppie Bars? 1661 ARIZONA

Happytrails
Happytrails

  Your bragging about your macho manly .45 gun so your the same way dude your a hypocrite .and by your ongoing rants and whiny comments you sound very insecure with yourself.

Guest23
Guest23

Heh, anyone that has to brag about how manly and macho they are niether.

It all sounds like a bunch of latent homosexuality and they are just to sissy to admit it.

A gay man that has come out of the closet probably has more courage and guts than any self proclaimed macho manly man.

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