Jan Brewer Not Pointing Her Finger at Something in You Write the Caption

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Matthew Hendley
Your caption here.
Governor Jan Brewer was in Washington this week to defend the controversial immigration law known as SB 1070 -- or as Brewer called it, a trip to "defend our state against President Obama, Eric Holder and the Justice Department."

Brewer's been taking full advantage of 1070's date with the Supreme Court, as she met with an orange man House Speaker John Boehner, solicited $10.70 donations to her political-action committee, and used several opportunities to remind everyone how awful she believes President Obama is.

For this, we salute the governor with an appearance in this week's New Times You Write the Caption contest -- without her pointing her finger at anything.

The rules for You Write the Caption are simple: We provide the picture (above), and you provide the caption to that photo in the comments below.

On Monday, we'll announce the top-five reader captions and put them to a vote. The winner will receive a pay-your-own-way trip to the historic New Times building for a firm handshake and/or a high-five.

Do your best (or worst), New Times readers.

For anyone curious, the photo's from the Arizona Republican Party election night fiesta at the Hyatt Regency in Phoenix on November 2, 2010.


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Carol Dijkhuyzen
Carol Dijkhuyzen

The ugliest inside and out of them all....mentioning her name is too much to bear."Ëen gekke lelijke Brewer"...she knows what that means.

RetiredArmy
RetiredArmy

You fools think 1070 was about immigration. It was all about the prison beds that need to be filled before you suckers wake up, and find yourself in one.

charlie_oscar
charlie_oscar

An Old Fashion - If I remember correctly, 2 oz Canadian whisky ,1 tsp triple sec,1 dash Angostura® bitters  and Oh yes!  a dash fresh lemon juice, then shake the whisky, triple sec, angostura bitters and lemon juice with ice cubes in a cocktail shaker. Strain into an old-fashioned glass. Garnish with lemon and orange twists!   Yeah baby!

Car_del99
Car_del99

" That scorpion I ate for breakfast..got stuck on my ass..

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Babeu
Babeu

Sheriff Paul wanted to cum with me to Washington D.C., but I had to bring Sheriff Dever.
Can I spit him out yet?

Rollem45
Rollem45

You can call me Strechy for short.

Coz
Coz

The Wizard of Oz Scarecrow ain't got nothing on me.

The Sonoran
The Sonoran

Now let's see.. what was I going to say?

romyhero
romyhero

I think I will go after the Indian Tribes next

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

Not an entry, but I would like to congratulate New Times for finally using a picture that is flattering to Jan Brewer.  So many of the other pictures used don't have her looking so foxy.  

Alecd89
Alecd89

The scary thing is that in the full spectrum of insanity, I am not on the outer edge.

DNichols
DNichols

Brewer: "Damn Mirror, I just scared the Hell out of myself!"

Kenny Powers
Kenny Powers

(thought bubble)
Sometimes I worry that I look TOO natural. Being 70+ with this rocking skin and flawless blond hair, sometimes people think I'm Betty White.

narizona
narizona

Wow scorpions for breakfast  are tuff.... especially when your smoking them!

el_extranjero
el_extranjero

"I should've asked for pitted olives in the 5 Martinis I had before lunch.  Now I have a piece of seed stuck between my teeth."

LD19 Resident
LD19 Resident

Oh man!

What?

I am SO high right now, I have NO IDEA what's going on!

 

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

I done did need a blowjob....NOT!!!

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

We winned! We winned!  We did won!  Arizona are victorious!  Free at Last!  Free at Last!  Thank God Almighty, we are Free at Last!

Chruch Lady
Chruch Lady

Brewer's initial reaction when she saw the photo of Babeu in his underwear

wherewasi
wherewasi

Not an entry, merely a comment...  Matthew, might I suggest that you correct the credit under the photo to read "Photo By Matthew Hendley" lest someone might make the incorrect assumption that this is a photo OF Matthew Hendley ... LOL.

Andrew Thom Ass
Andrew Thom Ass

"Don't cry for me, Arizona!  The truth is, I nehhhh-ver left you!"

Andrew Thom Ass
Andrew Thom Ass

"And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!"

Andrew Thom Ass
Andrew Thom Ass

"Winged Freak Terrorizes...  Wait till they get a load of me!"

Andrew Thom Ass
Andrew Thom Ass

"I want to get out of this hot pantsuit and into a dry martini!"

Andrew Thom Ass
Andrew Thom Ass

"There's got to be a MOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNING after!!!"

Gizzard
Gizzard

"My rabbit needs new batteries...wait just a minute....ahhhhhhhhhh!

LOL
LOL

"Does speaking in public make me look a drunk or a little retarded?"

Trailer Park Jan
Trailer Park Jan

"My intel states that Mitt Romney likes blondes I hope he likes my tan leather like skin as  well!"

Trailer Park Jan
Trailer Park Jan

My constituents don't care if most parts of 1070 are rendered useless by the Supreme Court,  they will re elect me for the way I have elevated Arizona in the worlds view and for my fine ass speaking skills!!

Mikey1969
Mikey1969

Dorian Gray's long lost portrait finally resurfaces. It will be auctioned at Sotheby's this summer. Initial estimates expect the portrait to draw at least $2.00, but could go as high as $5.00.

Ross
Ross

Fidget with her digit?

Mental midget will encourage it.

CC
CC

Thought Bubble:

After brilliantly defending our state against President Obama, Holder and the Justice Department to sympathetic Supremes, Mitt must have me on his short list! When's the vetting begin?

scobob
scobob

"Want to see my O face?"

Woefatcat
Woefatcat

Jan Brewer smiles as she is handed the Blue Ribbon in the leather working category.

Maybe368
Maybe368

Maybe I should have left those ben wah balls out today, screwing over the Messicans is way orgasmic...

PaulDirac
PaulDirac

Hello, Boils and Ghouls... This is the lost episode of Tales from the Crypt.

david saint
david saint

"ugh, ever since i sucked off Pearce for helping me win the election I just cant seem to get this nasty taste out of my mouth". 

Matthew Hendley
Matthew Hendley

I actually considered that, but if someone actually thinks that's me, I don't think explaining that I took the picture is going to help anything.

wherewasi
wherewasi

Snarky!  You amuse me!  LOL!

Eleanor Holguin
Eleanor Holguin

It does kinda look like she wants to spit something out.....

wherewasi
wherewasi

Isn't it illegal to create something that offensive to look at?

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

On second look....it is not pornographic.

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