Best Reader Caption for Joe Arpaio Bringing the "Birther" Brigade to Church: Eleanor

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"I thought this was the Bingo hall. Damnit, Martha, we got on the wrong bus again."
Congratulations to the New Times reader known as Eleanor Holguin, you've won this week's New Times You Write the Caption contest.

On Friday, we asked readers to write the caption for the above photo of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio rounding up the "birther" brigade at church for another explanation of why he believes President Obama is from Africa.

We picked the five best captions, and put those up for a popular vote.

Eleanor Holguin beat out the rest of the field with the following:

"I thought this was the Bingo hall. Damnit, Martha, we got on the wrong bus again."

To retrieve your prize of a firm handshake and/or high-five, please mail your hand to (or come by and ask for) Matthew Hendley at 1201 East Jefferson Street in Phoenix.

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The Saints of David
The Saints of David

Hey Matt let us know if the Eleanor makes it to the NT office. And tells us how it went. 

Eleanor Holguin
Eleanor Holguin

I've been to the NT office a few times...once to collect my last prize, it was Subway and a couple of other times to visit my buddy, whom I miss dearly.

I was thinking since Matt is about 2 feet taller than myself trying to "high five" him would be a game for him. I'm considering chopping off my hand and sending it in but I think the reattachment might be more than I could handle.

I guess I am going to have to purchase that voice to text software after I do so.

Thanks for the votes too. That was a flippant answer never meant to even be in the running.

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