Best Reader Caption for Jan Brewer Not Pointing Her Finger at Something?

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On Friday, we asked readers to write the caption for the above photo of Governor Jan Brewer, in honor of her trip to Washington for SB 1070's day before the Supreme Court.

After sifting through all the responses -- as usual, some of them more politically correct than others -- we've narrowed it down to five finalists.

Only one person will win the pay-your-own-way trip to the historic New Times building, along with a firm handshake and/or high-five, and deciding that winner is up to you.

A) Chris

It was I who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band.

B) FYI

I should have went a little easier on the Medical Marijuana guys. They are truly on to something here, a couple more hit's of the good shit and I will be ready to answer any question's they can throw at me!!!  Well maybe not every question!!     

Where are the Cheese Puff's? They mach my outfit!

C) Chruch Lady

Brewer's initial reaction when she saw the photo of Babeu in his underwear

D) Dynohmike

Look what you've done. I'm melting, I'm melting. Oh, what a world. What a world.

E) Trailer Park Jan

My constituents don't care if most parts of 1070 are rendered useless by the Supreme Court,  they will re elect me for the way I have elevated Arizona in the worlds view and for my fine ass speaking skills!!

Cast your vote below:



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Nicole Parasida
Nicole Parasida

I must have missed this but I'm rather fond of "where can I spit this"? :) Sorry, I've got no love for that wack job.

Andrew Thom Ass
Andrew Thom Ass

Once again the liberal media has screwed me in the ass.  Thanks again New Times!  Especially after all I've done for you and your headlines....

Anonymous-X
Anonymous-X

Letter (B) from above is really lame. Was that a random pick?

Dexi39
Dexi39

Jesus, all I can say is doesn't anyone know the difference between possessives and plurals??? Wtf? And spelling? Do us proud, Arizona! Not.

RetiredArmy
RetiredArmy

" Jesus, all I can say is doesn't anyone know the difference between
possessives and plurals???"

Brewer doesn't, and giving kids that kind of knowledge doesn't seem important to her. That's why she keeps cutting education funding.

Her achievements are measured in how many prison beds she fills, not how many students graduate from school.

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