Sergio Velderrain Told Cops He Chugged Some Four Lokos and Peed in the Toilet. By "Toilet," He Meant He Peed on a Baby

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This is Sergio Velderrain, who claims he peed on a baby because he thought the boy was a toilet.
Sergio Velderrain has an excuse for peeing on his 4-month-old kid early Sunday morning -- he could've sworn the baby was a toilet.

The kid's mom says that's not exactly how she remembered it happening, but they're both agreeing that Velderrain, 31, peed on a baby.

According to court documents obtained by New Times, the cops showed up to the Phoenix home after the baby's mother told police she saw Velderrain pee on the kid that morning.

The woman told police Velderrain was laughing while whizzing on the kid, saying, "Now he has something to remember his dad by," court documents state.

Velderrain had his own version of events.

Velderrain claimed he drank two Four Loko beverages before falling asleep drunk, and he woke up at some point in the night to the baby's mother shaking his arm, informing him that he was peeing on the baby.

Velderrain told police the room was dark, and he really thought the baby was the toilet.

The baby was sleeping in a stroller near the bathroom, Velderrain told police, which means the baby wasn't actually in the bathroom, nor was the baby actually a toilet.

Both Velderrain and the baby's mother told police he'd peed on the baby, and both said the baby's mother had to remove the urine-soaked clothes from the kid and clean him up.

Velderrain was booked into jail on a felony child-abuse charge.

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Zhava
Zhava

This "victim" sounds like a real jerk...

Mimi
Mimi

Morning. Who Loves there Baby's & Children soo much be happy you have them. I wish I had a Baby I would never ever kill them or put them in any pain they give us soo meny joy in our hearts. My Pets are soo thankful they got me. My puppy was in a Puppy Mill but I saved her. My Parents Dog went thrue Pain on where he is today he too is In a good home with us who loves him the most they are JoAnn & Peter. I am thankful.

Mimi
Mimi

Morning All. What a sad thing this sweet Baby too go thrue . Parents are on this Earth too protck them not too kill or harm them. I'm not a Mother me I would not hurt a Baby young Children or any Anumals on this earth I have 2 Pet I never ever stop piting my arms around them becouse I am a good loveing person. Mimi

oddtopsy
oddtopsy

yeah, but what happened to your keyboard?

Yummy.
Yummy.

I like anumal crackers.

Crawling Critter
Crawling Critter

So of soemone pee'd on him would that be cruel and unusual punishment/torture? lol

Joe
Joe

13-503. Effect of alcohol or drug use
Temporary intoxication resulting from the voluntary ingestion, consumption, inhalation or injection of alcohol, an illegal substance under chapter 34 of this title or other psychoactive substances or the abuse of prescribed medications does not constitute insanity and is not a defense for any criminal act or requisite state of mind.

Junjun
Junjun

He'll get what he deserves soon enough. 

Ddesertdawg
Ddesertdawg

The real sad story is the mother will stay with this piece of crap father and both the child and mother will continue to receive further abuse from this moron. His sentence should be an immediate vasectomy with a very dull knife or castration. I'm for the castration now.

Hrobster
Hrobster

Man, I could understand a dog thinking this, but how drunk................

Triple-6 Gun Mane
Triple-6 Gun Mane

"Four Lokos"

Wait. Didn't the state of Arizona banned this beverage(which also contains caffeine 50/50 energy/alcohol blend) 2 years or so ago? It was nicknamed "blackout in a can" at the time. Also banned was the similar Colt.45 made by Pbast.

the_bitter_truth
the_bitter_truth

Yeah, let's blame this assholes behavior on some over-the- counter substance. Are you some lame-ass defense lawyer? What a dork!

DJ Roomba
DJ Roomba

 it's not banned, it just doesnt contain caffeine anymore. No way that charge is going to stick anyway. Good job, cops.

Ms. Rigby
Ms. Rigby

Alcoholics have issues........

GlassHouses
GlassHouses

 And the rest of the world in your Utopia doesn't have any, eh?

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