Joe Arpaio's Birther Squad Strikes Again: Mailman Claims "Foreign" Barack Obama Chatted Him Up at the Ayers' House

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The former craziest mailman in America.
Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's "birther" squad continues to add to the absolute embarrassment of an "investigation" that the sheriff has ordered in his name.

This time around, Arpaio's conspiracy-nut buddies have released a signed affidavit from a retired mailman claiming the legitimacy of the Bill Ayers aspect of the "birther" investigation released at the beginning of the month.

Mailman Allen Hulton -- who was only indentified as a "retired government employee" at the "birther" press conference -- has taken an oath swearing that Ayers' mother told him about a "foreign, black" student at her home, and that guy with the "unusual foreign sounding name" hinted to him some time in the '90s that he had a "prearranged" presidency.

Clearly, Hulton realized in 2008 that this was the one-and-only Barack Hussein Obama.

Remember, this is just part of the evidence that Arpaio has taken in to call for a "bi-partisan congressional investigation," as Arpaio actually thinks the president's birth certificate is about as real as Dolly Parton's chest.

The mailman's affidavit, which comes attached to documentation stating he spent 39 years with the post office, talks about his experiences delivering mail to the parents of Bill Ayers in Illinois during the '80s and '90s.

Hulton never actually met Ayers, he says, but his father just so happened to speak "like a Marxist and talked about the class struggle between the rich and poor" while he was putting mail in his mailbox.

Then some time in the "early 1990s," Mary Ayers -- Bill Ayers' mother -- said she was "impressed with a foreign, black student."

"I do not recall from what country she said he was," the affidavit says. "I recall that the student had an unusual, foreign sounding name. Mary stated Thomas Ayers was helping this student through school financially."

Some time after that -- "I am not sure of the exact period of time," he says -- Hulton claims a black guy with an "unusual, foreign sounding name" introduced himself.

"He stated during the conversation the male stated that he was 'going to be' President
of the United States," Hulton swears. "I was taken aback by this statement because he came across as if his presidency was prearranged."

By 2008, the friendly postman who spoke with the neighborhood "Marxist" and chatted up foreigners made his discovery.

"During the 2008 presidential campaign, Isaw several news reports detailing a relationship between candidate Barack Obama and radical activist Bill Ayers," Hulton says."These stories reminded me of my conversations with the Ayers and my encounter with the young black male with the foreign sounding name. The facial and physical characteristics, as well as candidate Obama's voice, matched that of the young black male I met at the Ayers' home. Iam positive that the black male I spoke with in front of the Ayers house that day was indeed a young Barack Obama."

Just like the rest of the "birther" squad's evidence, it's recycled from stuff that's been passed around like tinfoil at a conspiracy-theorist conference, but Arpaio's pals at the World Net Daily says it's officially been submitted to Arpaio's "Cold Case Posse."

While the affidavit just claims Obama was "foreign," the mailman tells Arpaio's pals, "... I believe [Mary Ayers] said he was from either Kenya or Indonesia, and I favor Indonesia in my recollection."

Looks like the sheriff's boys are building a real quality case over there. Click here for the sworn affidavit.



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hotbarb2614
hotbarb2614

WOW JOE needs medication and a strait jacket pronto. The foirst time Presuident OBAMA met Ayers they were on a commitee together in chicago, He never knew him when he was in colledge and Ayers was not financing his education. Joe better watch it, coming up with false documents is a federal offense,

desertflower1
desertflower1

Now I see that Joe "I don't need an effing brain" Arpiao has asked to see Selective Service records. Give it up, moron! If you spent your time, doing your JOB, instead of chasing conspiracy theories about the President, and wasting tax payer $$$...you'd be better off. The sooner this guy goes, the better we'll be. Can't be soon enough for me.

Old Pocono
Old Pocono

Guess you Obamabots are all "forgers" if I'm a "birther".  That works fine.  What's the statute of limitations on fraud these days anyway?  Keep mouthing your lunatic support for this fraud in the white house.  In the end there is only one truth whether any of us like or not is immaterial.

Paul
Paul

You 'think' you know what you know you're told to think?

Coz
Coz

Bozo Joe's dementia is getting worse on a daily basis. 

savatage
savatage

Prolly not, but since he's so eager to show it I'm pretty sure Babeu would like his number...

fratdawgg23
fratdawgg23

These idiot birthers are simply racists and should be called out for what they are.

sven
sven

If this is Arpaio's idea of "probable cause" then we're all fucked if this idiot continues to be a Sheriff.

Junjun
Junjun

"...Hulton claims a black guy with an "unusual, foreign sounding name" introduced himself." Probably heard the name, Metta World Peace.

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

Let's get up a petition with about 300 signatures...Let's call ourselves the New Times Tea Party and present out petition to Sheriff Joseph Arpaio, the only sheriff with the balls to go after hard cases.  The issue is that Paul Babeu has promoted himself as having more than 7 inches of stiff meat when fully engorged.  Evidence for that has not been made public, printed on milk cartons or cereal boxes, or otherwise been proven. Such a claim was posted on the internet and therefore it affects all Americans and even all Americans in Maricopa County that would wish to seek a young Twinkie eater such as Paul Babeu. 

We need Arpaio to verify and validate the claims that Babeu has made.  I believe that Arpaio is our last hope to prevent the coming erectional crisis if Babeu has exaggerated his claims.  Please Sheriff Joe, constitute a Hard Dick Posse and get to into the meat of this crisis before it is too late.  You are the only one that can help.

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

The number of UFO sightings reported in the U.S. is at a 50 year low.  I don't believe it is because aliens are no longer interested in coming to visit and maybe finger-diddling the butts of hog farmers in Arkansas.  This birther stuff has all the official UFO sighters not paying attention to the sky.  As soon as the birth certificate thing is resolved, these folks can get back to the business of reporting UFO's.

  

CanMan
CanMan

These Birther folks are just too funny.  If one were actually plotting to "install" a puppet in the White House, why would they make him black, have a foreign sounding name and make his father a Muslim from Kenya?  Think about it for 2 minutes and come up with one reason why.  They wouldn't be out to make it as difficult a task as possible

4Zoltan
4Zoltan

The problem is that life is full of inconsistencies.  9/11 Truthers can point out all types of inconsistencies that could indicate that President Bush had advance knowledge of the attacks.   So far every document concerning President Obama's life history have validated his story.  Just because birthers refuse to recognize those facts doesn't mean there is a Constitutional crisis.  It just means like the 9/11 Truthers, the birthers are wrong.

Bruce Deitrick Price
Bruce Deitrick Price

Here's what everyone sees. The anti-Arpaio people specialize in adolescent sarcasm (and refer you to a site like fogbow, probably maintained by the White House).
The pro-Arpaio people say things like, well, there are some inconsistencies here we really ought to check out, some possible legal problems, some important Constitutional issues. We may have a real crisis on our hands...

Ddesertdawg
Ddesertdawg

Such qualities for a sheriff;
1. RUMP ranger
2. Child under 18

Car_del99
Car_del99

To all BIRTHERS :
Don't use the toilet too often , every time you do.. part of your brain is being flushed...

Ddesertdawg
Ddesertdawg

Who cares about the birth certificate, Obama only has 231 more days left to run the country into the GREEN ground. Election day 11-6-12.

jtmunkus
jtmunkus

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svivar9087
svivar9087

My goodness !.....you folks out in Arizona have been exposed to the sun too long. 

Face it, YOU HAVE A BLACK PREZ, in the white house =D

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

But OSB will not testify that anything in his book is true.

Dana Merlin Tracy
Dana Merlin Tracy

In the words of a great statesman, "The only people who don't want to disclose the truth are people with something to hide." So what is Obama trying to hide? Why doesn't he just release the following records and put it to rest?   Passport records, Obama kindergarten records, Punahou School records, Occidental College records, Columbia University records, Columbia thesis, Harvard Law School records, Harvard Law Review articles, University of Chicago scholarly articles, Illinois State Bar Association records, Illinois State Senate records/schedules(said to be lost), Medical records, Obama/Dunham marriage license, Obama/Dunham divorce documents, Soetoro/Dunham marriage license, Adoption records and of course the long-form Certificate of Live Birth.  

DesertDweller79
DesertDweller79

Further, I really don't see how this is Arpaio's jurisdiction.  If he is so convinced he is right, he should just turn over his "evidence" to the Federal authorities and let them decide what to do about it.  Right?

DesertDweller79
DesertDweller79

How many more crazy things does he have to say before he appears to be too mentally incompetent to stand for election?

Hrobster
Hrobster

Hey, come on. Anyone that resembles that guy in "National Lampoons Animal House" is credible enough for me.

David_Tanny
David_Tanny

It's like there's somebody we aren't aware of that ran up to Joe and said "I BET I CAN FIND A MORE WORTHLESS SOURCE TO BACK UP A NON STORY THAN YOU" and Joe was all "OH NO YOU CAN'T CHECK THIS OUT"

Rvhobo1954
Rvhobo1954

One has to find humor in how the right wing has devolved into a image of the wicked witch in the wizard of oz, and they have had a dose of reality water thrown on them and they are melting down rapidly!

Paper Daniel
Paper Daniel

Ethos, pathos and logos. this is gradeschool level shenanagins and I am ashamed and a bit fearful to be surrounded by so many mentally ill, or severely dumb people who lack even the basic fundamentals of critical thinking. There are so very few voices bound by sanity in this retarded forest of pathos I see here, and some of you seem almost proud of your lack of comon sense and your willingness to be led astray. Gullible is far too weak a word to describe anyone who would believe a tall-tale of this magnitude. 
  Only a complete moron or dangerous loony would tell anyone they believed the current president was a machiavellian construction...a "sham." It is impossible and to go into the thousands of reasons why is to entertain a fool. So I will give any foolish birther some decent advice instead: We enjoy the safety net in this country of having no less than 16 agencies dedicated solely to collection and collation of data on U.S. citizens. That is what we in journalism refer to as a "witch's tit fact." This means it is immutable and not to be debated. So if you are the sort of individual who for any reason thinks that all of these agencies are either so dumb or completely corrupt as to be implicit in such a grand scheme as this..well then by all means dear people - - contact them immediately. Yes, please do... so they can open a file on you and monitor your behavior - because all the rest of us normal, sane, americans are scared and shocked to be in the same country as you.   

mikefrombisbee
mikefrombisbee

Bat-shit crazy. Is there something in the water? An industrial chemical, maybe? Or is it from watching Fox News 24/7?

Rvhobo1954
Rvhobo1954

The funniest thing about this birtherism story & Arpaio is this is the fellow who wins majority votes every election and his fans swear they are geniuses, examples of american patriotism, how funny is that its a sad bit of proof Arizona has become a magnet for all the looney tunes, ne'r to do wells from all over the USA and one can hope their unemployment benefits run out soon and they go home since they cannot be to intelligent to believe this garbage and they definitely are for the most part American migrants suffering from Xenophobia come to Arizona to fight their mythical race war!

Lance25
Lance25

I believe a retired janitor who died, told my brother in law, that he knew a guy in Dallas who said they believed an employee of the Texas School Book Depository was arranging for Hillary Clinton and a guy from Kenya to pre-position a black baby in Hawaii to take over from a murdered president, sometime in the future.  The retired janitor mentioned a Manchurian Candidate, and that Frank Sinatra and Lawrence Harvey worked with Hillary on this in 1963.  This is absolute proof.

Anunhappycustomer
Anunhappycustomer

Whoever believes this crazy retired postman with his hazy facts should be rounded up and all marched off a cliff once and for all.  

Rvhobo1954
Rvhobo1954

I read the birhterism Looney tunes with much amusement, most are harmless nuts who believe in every new conspiracy theory which hits the news media on line or off! Now do some dangerous ones exist probably one can hope they don't go postal and hurt themselves or others when their delusions come to a boiling point and they realize no one is listening to them, cares what they believe or think!

Daniel Cooper
Daniel Cooper

I'm offering a prize for anyone that can provide that they have a Social Security number older than President Obamas.
042-68-4425
 
Prize requirements for winner.
 
1. Social Security number must be from the state of Connecticut and first three numbers stating with numbers 040 to 042 that represent that state.
 
2. Must be alive.
 
I reserve all rights to any profits obtained and all recognition for providing the world with the oldest person alive award.
 
Media:
You are more then welcome to join in and check facts. But please only stay on the subject of the Social Security numbers. But if you only respond with Character assassinations and name calling, that’s all right, I'm divorced I've been through that before.

Rvhobo1954
Rvhobo1954

I think folks fall into two basic cateogries fools and non-fools, and facts dictate which category one falls into and anyone who believes in birtherism is a fool, can anyone really imagine 50 some odd years ago a conspiracy existed, was created to put Obama into white house, and a fake birth certificate was created fooling INS, Border patrol, NSA, CIA, FBI and every branch of government and subsequent agency? If you do then your a fool with no doubts but in your own delusional mind!

Daniel Cooper
Daniel Cooper

You don't need adobe to see that it's fake. Just look at the way it was scanned from a book, and then look at how the background continues perfectly. And if the book page ends at the bottom of the scan then how are the stamps apart of this document.
 
Questions to ask yourself:
 
 Why would the white house purposely submit a false document?
(Possible answers)
1. They did it intentionally to create controversy.
2. It is a fake and they posted the wrong doc from the computer.
3. They could not go out and interview people/companies on they're abilities to forge dos and they used who they had available.
The bottom line for me is that there are just too many weird questions involved. Especially how he spent over a million to seal documents from his past.

Bnbk
Bnbk

The clown show continues...........Hey Mr. Lemmons,I just saw the YouTube video with the Parraz/Arpaio confrontation yesterday & your follow up questions,Great Stuff.I can't wait for your write up..

Paper Daniel
Paper Daniel

what next? the apollo moon missions were faked..elvis is still alive..jim morrison was the second coming...? really people..what more can you expect from people who think the national enquirer is "serious journalism"..? and i quote -"In fact, those are the magazines that do the best journalistic stories. More accurate than anybody else. You laugh at that, but I've dealt with the National Enquirer and their stories are always right down the line, believe it or not." - joe arpaio.
so people, it boils down to one thing - - if you think you may be a complete moron/dolt/dullard/inbred/mental defect or just a plain ol gullible fool. well thats just fine with me. go be a fool quietly and none will be aware of your abject deficiencies and disconnects. do not, i repeat DO NOT continue to out yourself in public like this. trust me when i tell you that it is best for you to keep your stupidity to yourself..keep this birther bs out of the normal daily affairs. stop wasting our time and start wasting yours instead. and do it quietly, and sit at the kiddie-table where you belong. the adults have serious business to attend to, and we dont have time to wipe nases and change your poopie diapers.

Woefatcat
Woefatcat

These things happen. On a Friday night back in 1991 I opened the door to the AM PM on Center and McKellips and there standing in line, 12 pack of Hamms under arm was none other than the King himself. Yes people, you may not believe; but I saw Elvis. Someone give me a pen and I'll right this down and sign my Johnny Hancock. 

jtmunkus
jtmunkus

Arpaio's sham birther posse consists of a handful of conspiracy nuts, and the report they produced consists of some really old, recycled and well-debunked birther nonsense.

Here's how it went down:  Conspiracy-maker Jerome Corsi contacts Arpaio, who tells him to get some signatures from some constituents.  Corsi arranges a presentation at the Surprise Tea Party, and has 250 people sign a "petition" that Corsi drew up.  Arpaio appoints his "posse," which is really just a small group of birthers around the country.  They and a tea party operative manufacture a couple of videos.

BUT NO ONE CHECKED WITH HAWAI'I ABOUT THE PRESIDENT'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE.  NO ONE CONTACTED THE WHITE HOUSE.  ALL THEY DID WAS ANALYZE THE DIGITAL FILE CREATED WHEN THE DOCUMENT WAS SCANNED, AND SAY IT'S A "FORGERY."

For the facts, check out:  http://www.thefogbow.com/arpai....

Corsi, the avowed Obama-hater & John Kerry swiftboat controversy manufacturer, investigating for the MCSO "cold case posse?"  Good thing for Arpaio, his supporters are so delusional with fear and hate that these things don't matter, and they send money anyway.

But this is a SHAM.  A hate-driven smear campaign to discredit our first black president.  Pure and simple.

A couple of questions, Ol' Joe:

1)  Why not use real cops?  If this is so f&*($*ing important, and the "evidence" so compelling?
2)  When did MCSO's jurisdiction expand to include "anywhere Joe feels like?"
3)  Why didn't you check with Hawai'i to see if its birth certificate was real?
4)  Why is the crime rate steadily RISING in Maricopa County?
5)  When will you do the right thing for Maricopa County, and GO AWAY?

It's really time for Joe Arpaio to go.

 

Suedb
Suedb

Gee when I was young, I used to have dreams of being President.  I even said so to associates.  What is unusual about that?  All American Children should have the dream to grow up to be President one day - even Black, Hispanic, Native Americans, and Asian folks.

Just because it is called the White House (cause it's painted white?) doesn't meant that it is reserved for white folks.

sconosciuto
sconosciuto

well, a retired mailman swore an oath. That settles it for me. IMPEACH!

Diggs
Diggs

Sounds like a deflection tactic to make the sheriff's investigation look bad in an election year by his opposition (La Raza and Obama ) If going after illegal aliens and false documentation is wrong, I don't want Sheriff Joe to be right!!!!

Renne Jackson
Renne Jackson

What a complete nut you would have to be to believe this tripe. Bunch of idiots!!

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