Joe Arpaio's "Birther" Investigation Gets More Ridiculous by the Hour -- Sheriff Asks Selective Service to Investigate Obama's Registration

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Less than 24 hours after we told you about the mailman claiming the "foreign" Barack Obama hinted to him about a "prearranged" presidency while hanging out at the Ayers residence, and just hours after we asked our readers if this whole thing could get any more loony, it happened again.

Fresh out of the press-release department of the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office is a letter from Sheriff Joe Arpaio, asking the director of the Selective Service System to open an official investigation into President Obama's Selective Service registration.

"On March 1, 2012, a press conference was held in which I announced the initial findings of the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office Cold Case Posse investigation," Arpaio writes. "Among the findings is not only the President's birth certificate a likely fraud, but furthermore, there is probable cause to believe that the Selective Service Registration card on file and allegedly submitted by Mr. Obama on July 29, 1980, was also a forgery."

Arpaio's "birther" investigators did some homemade science projects in which they claim they were able to make their own phony stamp that looked just like the one used on the president's registration.

"Sheriff Arpaio is asking Director Romo to respond to him within 30 days on whether or not his national office will provide the Sheriff with the original document and if his office will move forward with an investigation of its own," the sheriff's office says. "Lawrence Romo, who was appointed as Director to the U.S. Selective Service System in 2009 by President Obama, reports directly to the President."

That would appear to be a complete conflict of interest -- as if that actually matters.

Arpaio also happens to warn of the penalties for not registering with the Selective Service.

"Failure to register or otherwise comply with the Selective Service registration process is a serious offense," Arpaio notes. "The law says a person who fails to register can end up with a $250,000 fine, five years imprisonment and is ultimately prohibited from holding any job in government."

If you actually believe there might be some legitimacy to the Secret Service registration bullshit, The Fogbow has provided extensive debunking on every single aspect of Arpaio's "birther" investigation, including this, this, and this on the registration card.

Arpaio's letter can be found by clicking here.

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Robert Eargle
Robert Eargle

What you Dems dont realize is that your party has been hi-jacked by some criminals. The information is out and it is enough to prove Obama is a fraud yet somehow, the powerful criminals are able to get enough God-hating Democrats who hate the truth to begin with to actually assume this is some political made up non-sense when way more than enough proof already exists. And you Obama losers call yourselves mericans. He is out of tyhere and then the FBI will be able to show he is a fraud within a month or two. Watch and see. Arizona is awesome and so is this sheriff. He will go down in history as one of this sad era's heros of courage. You Obama backers are the real embarrassment. Why do you hate the truth so much?

Tenbeers10
Tenbeers10

If there was any truth to what the Phoenix New Times says about Sherrif Joe Arpaio, they wouldn't have to obfuscate it with a hundred thousand words of confusion.  It should only take a few paragraphs to put the truth out there.

Douger321
Douger321

Let's put aside whether you believe Sheriff Joe or not. My main concern is this... How much of the taxpayers money has he wasted on these crackpot conspiracy theories? Somebody should investigate that, then remove him from office and make him repay what he has wasted over the years. This has to be misappropriations of taxpayer funds.

alison hicks
alison hicks

Sheriff Joe Arpaio has killed more people in Tent City Jails and has so many Law suits he's paid off that why in the world would anyone in the Country Believe this 80 Year old man VS anyone??? He has broken every law in history of codes/firecodes/foodcoodes and if you think for one second he saves the lives of those animals....Please send them to the shelter. He is a HAS HITLER KILLER WRITTEN ALL OVER HIS FACE. I KNOW PEOPLE THAT WORKED FOR HIM. TRUST ME HE WOULD....JUST WATCH YOUR COMPUTER OR ANYTHING IF YOU EVER CROSS THIS THING...

Jason
Jason

Serious felonies have been committed and the boneheads behind this article try to spin it away. It's hard to believe that there are people so stupid. Obama's long form birth certificate was exposed as a cartoonish forgery within hours of its release. Obama's real name is Barry Soetoro. His birth certificate is bogus. His social security number is bogus. His selective service registration is bogus. His name is bogus. His Presidency is bogus. He doesn't need to be impeached. He needs to be in jail. How long, Oh Lord?

Proud AZ Vet
Proud AZ Vet

The liberals are so blinded by their vision of an American utopia that it requires that they surrender their ability to think objectively.  Crime-Up,  Fuel cost-Up, Employment-Down.  Wake up, Do the math.  Well, You probably can't.  "Gimme my free shit, Homey!"  The average douche making the most noise usually knows the least.  Our country is doomed and most are too damn stupid and infected with corporate influence to even know it.

Jesus Cristo de Nogales
Jesus Cristo de Nogales

VERY URGENT NEWS ALERT: This article from the Newtimes rag is not news. The must urgent issue to we must deal with in America is the Mexican illegal occupation of the United States. Ask Gustavo Arellano, Steve Gallardo and Kyrsten Sinema when will the illegal Mexican occupation of the United States of America end?
Leave it to the Phoenix "New" Times news to post any and all stories that take attention away from the most serious destruction of the American way of life. We should all be concentrating  on how we end the illegal Mexican occupation of America and return the occupiers back to Mexico!
Would someone please explain to me how we will decrease unemployment by granting amnesty to some or most of the 12,000,000 people who are occupying the United States by illegal means?

EdgarLongenecker
EdgarLongenecker

     There will always be sheeple, to lick the boots of organized crime at law, as slithered, by lizards at law; the parasites who have infiltrated every  branch of government, every organized group, religion, corporation, county, city, and state. As Joe Friday would say; "just the facts, maam."   You sheeple are certifiably, as masochistic as the fuhrer in thief, who's been cruising for a bruising, outrage, after outrage, ever since our enemies, bough him his bogus presidency. You'd think that, by now, president pantywaist, O'BaaaMaaa, the bleating heart, sheeples' messiah, with the cutesy, Valley Girl, abbreviated word endings, and a curtsy, after every canned, written for him, speech, would have been whipped into shape by Michelle; so let's blame her for Casper Milquetoste, when, vacations aside, she's not much of a president, either...  As for Joe, going after Schmo... the future of a separation between church and state, Muslim, or, Mormon, with each of their hidden and blood oath sworn, duties, to, destroy this country, read "The God Makers," by Ed Decker and, Dave Hunt, and, then, expose Mitt Romney, for refusing to confess his blood atonement blood oath, allegience to his socalled "faith," and his duty, by that blood oath blood atonement, throat slice quasireligious ritual, avowed to avenge, the vengeance is mine doctrine of Joseph Smith; the "ordained king, of the world," and, perpetuate, the doctrine and claim that "we are going to possess the earth, and, reign over it, forever."   This soap opera, sellout of America, by our enemies; domestic, and, foreign, by the Re-Pubic-Crap-Tic cons-piracy, is, probably, all we deserve, but, do we have the right to inflict, what we've become, upon the rest of the world, and, our children, etc.,?  Mitt Romney, is sleazing a free ride, over the bogus birth certificate, exposure, while, Obozo, is laughing at us all, with his billion dollar, ride, or free pass to Romney; as if, a vote for either one of these clowns, constitutes a real election. and, bogus, everything president pantywaist, has done, so as to slither another sworn enemy of America, back to back, into the not so lily white-house...  Mormon or Muslim; one, will de-head you and, the other will only cut your head halfway off; one, out of avowed hate, and the other, in their claimed love for your eternal soul..as Brigham Young stated, "We would not kill a man, but, we would kill a man, out of love, to save his eternal, soul..." either, of the Mitt-Obama America haters, an enemy of our Country...  Ron Paul, and the beef; Jesse Ventura, will save this country, as will, Sheriff Joe Arpiao,, inspite of pandering to voters, with chain gangs, and, pink panties; just because O'BaaMaa  wear them... .   Edgrrr... Gulag Schizofornia, USSR...united states socialistic republic...... martial/maritime law, international Cons-Piracy corporation...

Rvhobo1954
Rvhobo1954

One has to remember Xenophobes, bigots, birther's, tea partier's have no shame, no guilt, they live in their own little peyton place world where they think they are some mythical majority and they are leading some big movement and will change the world!;-) Most are harmless, some might be a danger to themselves or others when they realize their delusions of grandeur are fantasy and go postal, but one can hope your not near any of these types!:-)

Rvhobo1954
Rvhobo1954

Well folks the one cosolation we all have is 80 is a pretty old age, and poor ole Arpaio is nearin his end, father time is his worst enemy, not the left or the leftist media, its old age, which without a doubt he is growing senile to even try to play this birhter conspiracy to garner media attention and a re-election, and one saving grace his heir apparent Babeu the flaming queen from Pima County with the bald head is toast and will never replace him, nor even see a higher office, and most likely is on his last political career in this state anyway, he can move to San Francisco and recreate himself as a queen there in some form of log cabin political ambitions!

Steve P
Steve P

Hey Matthew Hendley,
Take off your chrome plated knee pads, and wipe your mouth off. I really hoped that boy-bone smokers like you would stop kneeling in front of Obama, but I was wrong.
This grade school article shows just how ridiculous the left is. Not one point to contest what Sheriff Arpaio produced ... just ridicule. Typical dumb-ass left wing bullshit.

Coz
Coz

Bozo Joe Arpaio is just flat out nuts.

Marv_
Marv_

Joe Arpaio does his best to follow the law unlike Obama and you secular
socialist parasites. I was here paying taxes long before you and your Illegal
aliens friends started sucking the economy dry. I'm backing Joe and you can go
back to Mexico.

Phil Edmonds
Phil Edmonds

Those who have ridiculed the good Sheriff are in for a good helping of crow.  Joe has several items that will blow the lid off of this fraud and usurper once and for all.  You BHO supporters who think this is an "embarassment" and a "joke" will be singing a much different tune very soon.  Arpaio's every move is calculated and deliberate.  He's just dotting his "i"s and crossing his "t"s before introducing what's GUARANTEED to spell the end of the Obama regime.

LD19 Resident
LD19 Resident

Jesus Christ Joe Arpaio is an effing fool.

He asked the Secret Service to investigate their boss? Really?

Note to the MCSO shurf: go back to the mental hospital and have them put the straitjacket back on you Joe. And this time, make sure it's tight.

Oh, and don't forget to give him his meds. He needs the ones that calms the voices in his balloon-shaped head. He also needs the ones that stop his paranoid schizophrenia. And remember, do NOT mix them with the Johnnie Walker Blue Label.

 

Don
Don

I'd say the person with the propeller hat on should be Arpaio, not the President.

Dr. Conspiracy
Dr. Conspiracy

If this were a legitimate inquiry, it would have been
made privately and before the Cold Case Posse investigation went public with its own
allegations. Doing this now  proves that the MSCO investigation wasn't legitimate in the first place, and this letter is just for publicity. Now that the Maricopa County Sheriff appears to be acting as an agent
for WorldNetDaily, we can reasonably expect a regular stream of announcements
about Obama’s birth certificate and related conspiracy theories from him, just has we have seen from
WorldNetDaily for over three years now.

I fully expect that you've barely seen the beginning of birther nuttery from Sheriff Joe.

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

It gets even more fun with a silver hair Sun City CC Posse meeting on Mar 31.  OSB has lost his fucking mind.  And to think I thought Jan Brewer was the least apt in our local Government.

DesertDweller79
DesertDweller79

Who should I be donating to or volunteering for to get this guy out of office?  I am so tired of having a sheriff who finds preening for the media more important than solving and preventing crimes.

Cgp 714
Cgp 714

I live on Cape Cod and I like to go on this papers site just to read about this fools total lack of smarts Joe is a complete laughing stock around the country alls you can do is laugh every article I read the more I think Im reading a comedy cause this guy is so far out of control so all I can say is Joe keep up the comedy routine it really makes me laugh

KingCranky
KingCranky

 Would "do the math" mean weighing Arapio's idiotic defense of this birther BS against his inexcusable failure to investigate hundreds of sexual assault claims?

jtmunkus
jtmunkus

Why don't you ask Joe Arpaio why the crime rate in Maricopa County is going up while it is going down in most of Obama's America?

If Arpaio stopped promoting hate and started promoting CRIME PREVENTION, you'd actually have something real to be proud about, Vet.

PS:  Don't call me stupid, Homey.

Proud AZ Vet
Proud AZ Vet

Great post.  OC Weekly.  It's a formulated operation trust me.  The Government doesnt care.

KingCranky
KingCranky

 Obama's still President.

You're an obviously bitter birther.

Those two realities won't change due to Arpaio's "investigation", filled with repeated sad-clown-of-life moments.

a
a

That's because it has all been debunked months ago.  There is nothing new in the sheriff's report.  In fact, that's why it was written 6 months ago before the investigation even began.

ChristinaBerg
ChristinaBerg

 Socialist? Isn't the maricopa county sheriff's office, social police? I mean its a taxpayer funded organization, right, so your admitting that gov't can do stuff right, so then what's wrong with social health insurance (obamacare is a misnomer since there is no gov't program conservatives watered it down), what about social fire, or social transportation highways, its ridiculous as it sounds.

mikefrombisbee
mikefrombisbee

 Like when he was skimming all those millions from the taxpayer-earmarked jail funds? Or when he closed his eyes to the SCA shenanigans?

jtmunkus
jtmunkus

Remember Marty Atencio, a US citizen & veteran, killed in Arpaio's heavy-handed custody. 

Marv.

JB
JB

Actually, Shurf Joke is constantly making it up as he goes along.  The county hasn't paid out $50 million in lawsuit settlements because of his meticulous adherence to the law.

jtmunkus
jtmunkus

Arpaio is going to blow the lid off the "Selective Service Administration & State Of Hawai'i & Social Security Administration & Congress & Every Reporter In The USA 50-year Plan To Install A Bi-racial President With A Funny-Sounding Name So He Can Pretend To Be A Moderate And Rule From The Center Even Though He's An Avowed Marxist-Communist-Nazi-Muslim Terrorist" conspiracy?

Gotcha.

Jn Brown
Jn Brown

sure another real door buster like Brietbarts last pathetic "exposure"

LD19 Resident
LD19 Resident

"Arpaio's every move is calculated and deliberate."

Which is precisely why he is in hot water with the feds with criminal indictments coming up soon.

ReggieVV
ReggieVV

I hear Joe is, even now, excavating the Grassy Knoll, with the World Daft Daily staff, to uncover the buried alien space ship, which houses the real birth certificate, the one that reveals Obama was born on Mars.  Joe will prove it once and for all.

mikefrombisbee
mikefrombisbee

 When specifically will we be singing a different tune? What tune will it be? Would you like to put some money on your prediction? I'm serious-how about a thousand dollars from each of us, held by a third party?

Your hero's most calculated and deliberate move was saying "I can't recall" and "I don't remember" several dozen times during the Thomas/Abuchon disbarment hearing.

Rvhobo1954
Rvhobo1954

Wow I have this image of you wearing your tin foil hat, hiding in your home, peaking out your window terrified of them brown skinned invaders, little green men in their UFO's hovering over your house about to abduct you and do all manner of vile things to you! I am laughing so hard it hurts!;-)

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

 if that is the case, he better find something new.  So far, he is not even looking in the right places.  This whole fiasco is to try to show the DOJ is retaliating against him when they indict his ass.

4Zoltan
4Zoltan

Sorry to say you are going to be sadly disappointed. 

He will keep this going until at least the election, but everything he has produced so far has been know for sometime. 

To date he has produced nothing that hadn't been already debunked.

Guaranteed while he may say what he has is new stuff, it will just be more recycled crap.

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

 "He asked the Secret Service to investigate their boss? Really?"

Not Secret Service, but the "Selective Service"

LD19 Resident
LD19 Resident

You know Joe is from Springfield, MA right? 

PTCGAZ
PTCGAZ

 My parents who live in the NorthEast have pretty much said the same thing.

billr
billr

 LOL at jtmunkus.  I started to bypass your post, thinking it was more of the same nutty birther crap.  Then something caught my eye and I went back to it.  Well done!

Read some of these comments here and it's not difficult at all to see why Arizona is in the shape it's in.  Subject of more ridicule than any other state, and that's saying a lot when you have ..........well I'll leave the other states alone.  This one is too crazy!  I feel very sorry for any liberals/lefties in AZ.

KingCranky
KingCranky

 The only cliches Phil didn't post are:

"Someday, you'll all be sorry"

and

"You'll rue the day......"

The poor little darling, waiting and waiting for a comeuppance that never arrives, his enemies never smote for their perfidy.

LD19 Resident
LD19 Resident

You've hit this one out of the ball park Gerry. I owe you a shot of my Johnnie Walker Blue Label. 

Bnbk
Bnbk

Bingo Gerry_C, we have a winner.

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

 But it is recycled crap with a Sheriff backing it.  Hence, NEW evidence.  Actually it is evidence that Arpaio is an idiot.

LD19 Resident
LD19 Resident

What do you think the Selective Service told OSB when he asked them to investigate President Obama?
 

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

 Between you and Tommy_C, I could get smashed.  Let's do it!

Gerry_C
Gerry_C

 They probably chuckled because they have already looked into it to make sure things are in order and from the time specified.  I doubt they will respond promptly.

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