Paul Babeu's Self-Portrait in You Write The Caption

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Pinal County Sheriff' Paul "studboi1" Babeu had quite the weekend after New Times broke the story of the sheriff's ex-boyfriend claiming he was threatened with deportation if he disclosed the details of their relationship.

Babeu held a press conference on Saturday, denying his ex-boyfriend's allegations and announcing his resignation as the Arizona co-chair for Mitt Romney's presidential campaign.

Now that he's openly gay (as of Saturday), Babeu's been trying to paint the story as an attack on his sexuality -- which, as New Times scribe Monica Alonzo can tell you, is not the case.

Since Sheriff stuboi1's ex-boyfriend turned over some, ahem, photographic evidence of their relationship, it's time for another edition of the New Times You Write the Caption contest.

The rules for You Write the Caption are simple: We provide the picture (above), and you provide the caption to that photo in the comments below.

On Tuesday, we'll announce the top-five reader captions and put them to a vote. The winner will receive a pay-your-own-way trip to the historic New Times building for a firm handshake and/or a high-five.

Do your best (or worst), New Times readers.

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nines.assassin
nines.assassin

he charged orozco with assault on a cock with intent to swallow!!!!

nines.assassin
nines.assassin

oh no wait....he loves undocumented, illegal alien chorizo!!!!!

Cplgil
Cplgil

" My cut 7 in weapon and I are on Penis Patrol tonight !!!"

Danzigsdaddy
Danzigsdaddy

Broke back mountain is being refilmed in arizona, guess who is starring in it?

Danzigsdaddy
Danzigsdaddy

Happy birthday to you
happy birthday mithhhter prethhhhident
happy birth..........day to..............youuuuu

Danzigsdaddy
Danzigsdaddy

Im too sexy fot this county
Too sexy for for my uniform
Too sexy to be sheriff
Too sexy..

....

Danzigsdaddy
Danzigsdaddy

If i get elected ms. Pinal county, i will do my crown proud & do everything in my power to stop world hunger & illegal immigration

Danzigsdaddy
Danzigsdaddy

My private life is private! See my privates? Here comes major woody, salute dammit!!!!!

Danzigsdaddy
Danzigsdaddy

UUh, paul why R you doing my strip search at a motel 6? And yes im nervous, but you getting naked with me isnt helping! And please stop asking me if i want some more wine

dd
dd

Our great Sherrif and his 7in cut pistol on penis patrol!!

modernhomesla
modernhomesla

And what you don't see in the photo are the flip-flops used to soften the spin.

Guest
Guest

I have more up my ass, wanna see?

Vladimir
Vladimir

As long as you have an erection you are welcome into Penile County, no papers asked!!! studboi1

Dino
Dino

Mis Amigos!!! welcome to Penile County!!! No papers? no problema!! .... well as long as you are willing to submit.

narizona
narizona

Mama said , my moma said GIRL'S are the DEVIL!!!!!!

DNichols
DNichols

Caption:  "Jose Im gonna try to do a sleep over with Jan Brewer to make her a Lesbian."

Charleym1978
Charleym1978

he can do me anytime he wants.....handcuffs please :-)

Bob
Bob

Mr. McCain you said Mr. Babeu was one of you folks are you all gay in the republican and tea-party?!!!!

Normanzx
Normanzx

Gay and tan Dr. Manhattan looking for an illegal papi chulo

sven
sven

"Hopefully with this pic I can attract some verga africana."

sven
sven

"Just got out of Jim....I mean the gym."

AlainLuc
AlainLuc

Mr. DeMille I'm Ready For My Close-Up..........................

cuervogold
cuervogold

Finish the damned fence, and put a couple of glory holes in it!

misha_trotsky
misha_trotsky

"I got this idea from Congressman Chris Lee"

Guest69
Guest69

I wonder if he is gay.

pelon
pelon

mira, mira, me dicen el pelon ahoooa

Brad Smith
Brad Smith

GIRRRRRRL.  Girl.  I am SO sure that you're a top in those panties.  If you're truly a top, then so is Clay Aiken.  Make yourself 10' tall, bulletproof, and chock full of strong Conservative Family Values™ all you want honey because you might be fooling some with that demeanor but those of us who smashed our closet doors years ago and burned them for kindling on merit alone know that when the lights go out, you're a heels to Jesus wicked bottom.  Just own it and stop this ridiculous peacocking.  The only thing genuine about you is that you're a hypocritical tool.  For your OWN good, bitch please.

DrugstoreTruckDrivinMan
DrugstoreTruckDrivinMan

"With all the time I spend in front of the camera you may wonder how I find time to do my real job".

slippery mike
slippery mike

"tom cruise,eat your heart out............by the way,call me!!"

slippery mike
slippery mike

"look ma',I'm a bubble gum chewin' bald headed,bareback ridin' cowboy,just like you said I would!"

Sabien
Sabien

I hope my next lover isn't a stalker.

Ray McGinnis
Ray McGinnis

This is the biggest light bulb I could find

Nurse Ratched
Nurse Ratched

Why yes, I enjoy a good cavity search..it's amazing what you can put...umm..find in a rectum.

Kate
Kate

Yo quiero Pachelbel

Kpehjer94
Kpehjer94

why do these "high profile. assholes " such as BOO BOO. and Arpaio scream. foul when they are caught with their titty in the wringer.......BUT are willing and able to trample over anyones civil rights just to further. their. political. career. THEN LIE ABOUT. IT..........

Clarence2
Clarence2

Why do so many of the comments assume Sheriff Paul is the one on top. What if he likes  a ole chimichanga in bootie

PTCGAZ
PTCGAZ

Wanted: a young male Mexican for lots of fun, don't worry I won't give you to ice, NO ID needed.

Mayra
Mayra

Because they are bitches!    Maricón Baboso.  Jose, you should have applied for a green card.  Your bitch Babeu could have sponsored you. 

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