What Will Joe Arpaio Reveal During Results Show For "Investigation" Into President Obama's Eligibility?

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The results of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's "investigation" into whether President Barack Obama is eligible for office are scheduled to be announced on March 1.

The look into the conspiracy that's been debunked again and again has been going on for months now, and two weeks from today Arpaio's going to explain why he's been ignoring alien abductions and bigfoot sightings to focus on Obama's eligibility to be president.

Arpaio explained the Hawaiian Twins theory to New Times in November, but also added that the "birther posse" could come up with "other information."

What could Arpaio possibly have to announce to everyone about his "birther" probe that's so saucy?

For many people, we'll venture to guess that their answer is "nothing."

The sheriff's "birther" posse has received significant media coverage since the start of the investigation, including his front-page appearance on a supermarket tabloid and in the articles of conspiracy theorist extraordinaire Jerome Corsi, so he's going to have to say something.

That leads us to the question: What exactly is Arpaio going to reveal during the finale of his "birther" probe?

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shadeaux14
shadeaux14

I picked other because the only thing that will be revealed...........AGAIN, is the stage of Alzheimer's he has reached. 

PTCGAZ
PTCGAZ

 I picked nothing because Sheriff Joke couldn't find his ass from a hole in the ground.

david saint
david saint

i did too, but because the only thing i think it will reveal is how much time and money joe wasted on this, instead of going after outstanding felony warrants....

VIMIIS
VIMIIS

Good answer Shadeaux14.  I love it..................

Stacy
Stacy

 Other = Only thing it'll prove is that Maricopa County is a 3-ring circus and Arpaio is the clown and Pearce is the ring master.

DNichols
DNichols

Wrong, Arpaio is the "Ring Leader", Pearce is Arpaio's ex Deputy/Pawn that Arpaio sponsored financially into Office in the first place, to do his Dirty Work!

Arpaio owns about a Dozen Arizona Politicians.

Arpaio claims not to know of the Massive Coruption in his M.C.S.O.?

Right he ordered it all.

He is just another Cowardly Captain that would rather let others below him take the Fall for his Criminal actions.

P.S. Did Pearce not just run a Sham Candidate in his recall election, a class five Felony?

Why is he not Charged with this Crime?

To: True Justice.

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