Joe Arpaio Sets Judgment Day For President Obama And His Birth Certificate

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The results of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's "investigation" into whether President Barack Obama is eligible for office are set to be announced.

MCSO spokesman Jeff Sprong tells New Times the findings are set to be released on March 1.

Arpaio's been mostly hush-hush about the probe, but has promised his "birther" posse will deliver a "shock" with its findings on the conspiracy theory that's been continuously debunked for several years now.

Arpaio told New Times in November that the key to investigating whether Obama's eligible for the office of the president deals with twins born at the same Hawaii hospital as the president (allegedly), just one day earlier.

The sheriff said the twins' files could be found on microfiche -- meaning Obama's records should be there too.

If not, that could mean the president was born in Kenya, Indonesia, Burkina Faso, Narnia, the North Pole, Iceland, or some other foreign land.

Arpaio still claimed that if the twin theory didn't add up, there was "other information" that could solve the case.

The sheriff's "birther" posse has received significant media coverage since the start of the investigation, including his front-page appearance on a supermarket tabloid and in the articles of conspiracy theorist extraordinaire Jerome Corsi.

Corsi had previously claimed Arpaio's new investigation into the president's origins was likely getting support from a Florida sheriff (he wouldn't tell us who) but when we phoned up the likely sheriff's in the Sunshine State, they all denied they were meeting with Corsi and -- surprise -- we never heard from him again.

Still, brace yourselves -- the "shock" is just weeks away.

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LD19 Resident
LD19 Resident

Joe Arpaio is a fucking idiot.

All he's doing is stalling. He knows the DOJ/USAO is zeroing in on him and are preparing to bring up the federal indictments for criminal abuse of power. 

President Obama is a natural born citizen. Each and every claim about his birth certificate has either been laughed out of court or disproven by the president himself.  

Roger Ogden
Roger Ogden

"Natural Born Citizen" does not refer to non-c-section birth or being born in a hotwater bath.  It's a technical term that was in use by the philosophers of Natural Law of the time.  It's meaning is a child born in the country of citizen parents.  Obama's father was a foreigner on a student visa.  He does not fit the definition, sorry.

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

 Anybody notice which finger he has extended? Pretty much sums up his level of respect for the law.

justmy2cents
justmy2cents

you are right, even the expression of disgust on his face....watch lie to me and you will see - they talk about real psychological methods!!! no joke intended....

Bobby
Bobby

It's you guys that don't respect the law.

Bobby_the_Loser
Bobby_the_Loser

Aww how cute. Someone let "Bobby" use the family computer! ROFLMFAO. GFY kid!

Bobby
Bobby

You idiot leftists are tearing the country apart.

Guest
Guest

Yeah,and the Border Patrol is just Pizza delivery. Where do you fools get this factually bankrupt drivel? This paranoiac crap is tearing the country apart and you don't care. You are an ignoramus and a traitor to the principles that make this country truly powerful.

Bobby
Bobby

The reason the DOJ is investigating the Sheriffs office is the same reason its pressuring Arizona on its immigration policy which is no different, not one bit, as the nations policy as a whole. What's implied in this statement is that Sheriff Joes actions are congruent with U.S. Immigration policy, whereas the administrations isn''t. The Obama Administration is pathologizing the whole idea of border enforcement. In fact, by having admitted they are ONLYinterested in going after illegal alien felons, and are even making distinctions about who a felon is, proves they are not interested in enforcing America's immigration laws. I have noticed that where illegal immigration is concerned the democrats are fine with this non-enforcement even tho they disagree SLIGHTLY on other things with Obama Administration. You people will be to blame for the chaos that will result.

EdEKit
EdEKit

 Bobby, abuse of power is a crime, knowingly filing false charges is a crime, inhumane treatment of prisoners is a crime.  Abuse of Process, the use of criminal or civil proceedings to intimidate or harm is a crime.  Respect for the Law IS RESPECT FOR THE LAW,  The investigation by the DoJ is aimed squarely at what appears to be Abuse of Process and Abuse of Power.  If federal charges are filed, they will come in the form of an indictment, backed up with sufficient evidence to suggest that a crime has been committed and Joe Arpaio is the responsible party. 

Poiks
Poiks

Oh yeah?! Well my daddy can beat up YOUR daddy!

LD19 Resident
LD19 Resident

Good observation, shadeaux.

I wonder if YPS helped the Old Fool with this latest round of BS...

Bobby
Bobby

You mean arresting citizens of Narco State, or in other words, illegal foreign nationals with no business here in the good old U.S.?

cessnadriver
cessnadriver

If he gets arrested by the Feds he will claim it's because of his Obama BC investigation. Like any other person with a third-grade intellect. 

Bobby
Bobby

Or it could simply be the truth. It's the Obama adiministration that is keeping the State of Arizona and the Sheriff from protecting the citizens of Arizona from one of the most dangerous and corrupt nations in the world.

Johnny Skee Mask
Johnny Skee Mask

If he does get arrested by the law(and God I hope so). I wonder if he'll try to play another joKKKe--this time using the "Sovereign Citizen" argument. Claiming, he doesn't recognized the U.S. government. The same ploy that Crane tried to use in the court earlier. But ARPAY-Asshole is too senile to even go there. Arizona is a hot spot for anti-governmental loons and other sorted U.S. Constitutional raping un-AmeriKKKans.

Ted
Ted

 Poor, poor booby, still ranying and raving his lunacies!

Bobby
Bobby

Listen Dopeski, Obama just signed the ADAA, which means you can know be arrrested as a supposedly free American citizen, not given a trial, and thrown into a military jail, IF YOUR'E EVEN SUSPECTED OF DOING ANYTHING, OR SAYING ANYTHING THAT MIGHT LABEL YOU AS A 'TERRORIST". Understand NITWITT?

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