Best Reader Caption For Photo Of Jan Brewer Fingering Paul Babeu: Superbowl sex worker

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Pinal County Sheriff's Office
"OK Ma'am, the alphabet does not have any numbers in it. You've failed that test and you couldn't walk a straight line. Let's try something else. Follow my finger with your eyes without moving your head. No ma'am, YOU follow MY finger with your, oh for christ sake. Turn around, put your hands behind your back."

Congratulations to the New Times reader who goes by the handle Superbowl sex worker, you are the proud winner of this week's New Times You Write the Caption contest.

On Friday, we asked readers to provide what they thought would be an appropriate caption for the above photo of Governor Jan Brewer fingering Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeu -- which bears a striking resemblance to the viral photo of Governor Glug-Glug sticking her finger in the face of President Barack Obama.

We picked the five best reader captions and put it to a vote.

See all the entries here.

Superbowl sex worker stole the show with the following:

"OK Ma'am, the alphabet does not have any numbers in it. You've failed that test and you couldn't walk a straight line. Let's try something else. Follow my finger with your eyes without moving your head. No ma'am, YOU follow MY finger with your, oh for christ sake. Turn around, put your hands behind your back."

Thanks to everyone who played, and congrats again to Superbowl sex worker  -- to retrieve your grand prize of a firm handshake and a glass of lukewarm Phoenix municipal tap water, come to the New Times Building at 1201 East Jefferson Street in Phoenix. Go to the front desk and ask for James King any time after 1 p.m.
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Hello, just wanted to let the world know that our group: Committee To Recall Jan Brewer has filed papers with the Arizona Secretary of State to recall Arizona governor Jan Brewer our recall serial number is: RC-01-2012 The wording of our statement is below. We took the first section almost verbatum from a union statement decrying how governor Jan Brewer and her minions make war upon the workers of our state. Below is the official wording filed with the Az. Sec. of State. We hope and ask for your help in recalling this governor. Even if you can help by just spreading "the word" or by signing our petitions that would contribute tremondously ! Thank you, from the Committee To Recall Jan Brewer. :)
Taking a page out of the playbooks of Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker and Ohio Gov. John Kasich, Gov. Jan Brewer and extreme right-wing Arizona lawmakers are pushing a series of bills attacking firefighters, teachers, nurses and other public service workers who work hard to keep our communities safe and strong. These bills would take away all collective bargaining rights for public service workers, leading to large class sizes in our schools, more dangerous working conditions for firefighters, and police officers and making our communities less safe. As in Wisconsin and Ohio these measures are not about balancing Arizona’s budget and are not about jobs. They are about destructive political agendas, right wing politicians and their corporate funders pushing across the country to consolidate their power.And finally but not least, the workers, the poor, the elderly and children of our beautiful state have been attacked enough by this governor with her cutbacks that threaten to turn our beloved state into a place resembling a third world country. In this year, the centennial of Arizona, We will re-take our state for love, compassion and humanity. May GOD bless the state of Arizona, recall Jan Brewer 

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