Best Reader Caption For Joe Arpaio Shaking A Carrot at Things: scobob

"Can you find the two horse's asses in this picture"
Congratulations to the New Times reader known as scobob, you've won this week's New Times You Write the Caption contest.

Last week, we asked readers to write the caption for the above photo of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio shaking a carrot at things.

We picked the five best captions, and put those up for a popular vote.

scobob beat out the rest of the field with the following:

"Can you find the two horse's asses in this picture"

To retrieve your prize of a firm handshake and/or high-five, please mail your hand to (or come by and ask for) Matthew Hendley at 1201 East Jefferson Street in Phoenix.

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