Jan Brewer's Letter to Barack Obama: We Got the Rough Draft (Kinda)

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Governor Jan Brewer yesterday released a copy of the letter she handed to President Barack Obama on Wednesday as the two argued on the tarmac at Phoenix-Mesa Gateway Airport.

Initially, Brewer refused to release the letter.

Regardless, New Times has come into possession of not only the letter the governor handed Obama, but a rough draft of Jan's note, too.

The draft seems like it's a little more Brewer's speed -- check it out below 
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To avoid a nasty phone call from Matt Benson, Brewer's press secretary, we're inclined to note that obviously (well...maybe not obviously), Brewer didn't pen the above letter -- it's really just a (hilarious) product of the Internet we couldn't help but to share with our adoring readers.


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Gerry_C
Gerry_C

I read this letter and gave Janice Christ (she saved Arizona) an extra 30 IQ points.  Then you tell me it was not really her letter. 

Aznative818
Aznative818

Hey "Herm", go stick your racist head somewhere the sun doesn't shine. Oh, its already there? Well then, inhale big time, putz.

Herm
Herm

I wish Jan would have pucnched that filthy nigra in that cave man face. That would have been funny.

Gop1964
Gop1964

"Death Panel Jan" has that ability to put into words, thoughts that few of us could or would think of. Her intellect and verbal talents have become legendary.

wherewasi
wherewasi

When I saw this on the news the next morning, both Stanton and Tibsheraney had said they were close enough to hear the exchange that took place, but both declined to elaborate on what was said.  I've seen posts that suggest that they have since changed their minds and spoken to the media about what they overheard, but I can't find any details or articles.  Can anyone point me to one?

PTCGAZ
PTCGAZ

LoL FAIL Governor gonna FAIL!

Gop1964
Gop1964

"Death Panel Jan" is not that literate. The "draft" was probably written by one of her staff. She did done enough writing with her book. Crayola sales went through the roof when her boo came out.

kuntBuster
kuntBuster

Jankunt is an attention whore! ASH should send her the bill to take care of the sociopath son!

Governor Pale Ale!!
Governor Pale Ale!!

I cant tell if it was written by a six year old or a drunk, , or maybe it was a drunk , six year old Governor!

PublicityStunt
PublicityStunt

Has New Times taken either the rough draft above or her finished copy (assuming that THAT's her handwriting) to a hand-writing analyst.  Y'know, a la Bill O'Reilly's body language folks.  Or, perhaps, a grammar professor.  Or, both.  You could have fun with this.

Oh, and how about calling for her to turn over to the state all book sales proceeds amassed due to a publicity stunt which was ONLY possible because she was representing Arizona taxpayers.

Hrobster
Hrobster

Thats James Kings writing not Jans.

Not Surprised
Not Surprised

Well, IMHO, Brewer's final draft wasn't much improved from the rough draft. 

Brewer's behavior and hand scribbled letter are both pathetic acts of representation for Arizona and its constituents.

Johnny Skee Mask
Johnny Skee Mask

That letter above does befit that sock puppet's grammatical level. Due in part in the fact that she was not very smart to know that pointing a flippin' finger in the face the President, as a Gov. of a backwarded state, is completely disrespectful and shameful.

The letter.....sadly that is Jan.

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