Jan Brewer Humiliating Arizona in You Write the Caption

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Once again, Arizona is getting national media attention for something humiliating. Once again, it's Governor Jan Brewer's fault.

Governor Glug-Glug, as we're sure you know, stuck her finger in the face of President Barack Obama as the two apparently argued on the tarmac at Phoenix-Mesa Gateway Airport in Mesa on Wednesday.

As promised, we've opted to go with the above photo for this week's New Times You Write the Caption Contest.

See our post on Finger-Gate here.

Here's how you play You Write the Caption: We show you a picture (above) and you -- in the comment section of this post -- write what you think would be an appropriate caption.

On Monday, we'll announce the top-five reader captions and put them to a vote. The winner will receive a pay-your-own-way trip to the historic New Times building for a firm handshake and a lukewarm glass of Phoenix municipal tap water.

Do your worst, New Times readers
-- as always, keep the death threats and racist comments to a minimum.



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Greg Mercer
Greg Mercer

Friends,

We just created a petition calling for a boycott of Arizona tourism and other business, as well as on Nurses seeking education or employment there, until the abuse of Nurses and pressing defects in Nursing regulation are addressed, because we care deeply about these very important issues. 

To start, we are trying to collect 100 signatures and spread the word absolutely everywhere and ASAP, and I could really use your help.  We anticipate much greater numbers soon, as we are only just today beginning to reach out for this campaign.

Regardless of outcome, our message will be heard by every news outlet and business and civic group in Arizona very soon, as well as every venue for conventions, tourism, and entertainment, and every patient and Nursing group nationwide.   Some national politicians and journalists have expressed interest, as have multiple groups in Arizona: those in favor of your recall, immigration activists, and so one.  To think, we only started a few days ago, and only started spreading the word in earnest today.  We're well on our way to the next Komen: exciting times indeed!

To read more about what I'm trying to do and to sign the petition, click here:

http://www.change.org/petition... 

It'll just take a minute! 

Once you're done, please ask your friends to sign the petition as well. Grassroots movements succeed because people like you are willing to spread the word! 

Thanks for your consideration, 

Greg     

Jim
Jim

Ahhhh, you are the one not following FEDERAL law!!!!  What kind of president are you?

Non-R
Non-R

C'mon, pull my finger....I dare ya! C'mon, pull it! Ok, then, sniff it! Go on, give it a sniff!

Ross
Ross

I'll show you my papers if you show me yours!

Kataustin
Kataustin

She is potential threat,Where are the Secret Servicemen!

Plmag02
Plmag02

Caption: Dammit! I told you we didn't want any more brown people coming into our state!

Dahoss2x
Dahoss2x

Thanks for making my book the #1 best-seller in the Nation, you dumb-ass!

John valdivia
John valdivia

Quick, pull my finger !

John Valdivia
Glendale, Az.

Jandedbrewed
Jandedbrewed

I learnded a new trik pres!  Pull'd my fingr!

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

And in this photo, the President uses his right hand to steady a swaying Governor Brewer and politely offers her a Tic Tac.

shadeaux14
shadeaux14

The Tea Party's new recruitment poster.

Mudduck
Mudduck

You farted!

I did not bitch!!

Guest
Guest

So you think the Grand Canyon's big?  Wait till you see my canyon!

Coz
Coz

Just wait until Sheriff Bozo Joe hauls your ass down to tent city you illegal piece of shit.

Choco Miles
Choco Miles

Governor: there are a lot of headless bodies out there.... and...and.. nobody believes ...
President: I'm starting to believe you, I see at least a brainless one very close...

PTCGAZ
PTCGAZ

Jan "the drunk" Governor "Listen here Mister, I am gonna kidnap you and drag you down to the border if you don't listen to me I will shove my finger that was recently inserted where the sun don't shine into your face"
President Obama " please leave me alone and stop lying in your book and media appearances. I am helping make America safer then when Dubya was president"

Gina112
Gina112

This bitch is clearly being disrespectful to President Obama. Folks, this is not the first run in she has had with the president. She has made degrading reference in the past to the president in her book. I guess she is simply mad with the world whenever she looks in the mirror at her prune face. That's what hate and anger does to your face over time, bitch. My advice to you is, change your racist attitude, and pay a visit to Joan Rivers' plastic surgeon..... 

Mr. Duke
Mr. Duke

Don't you ever pull that thing out at one of my cocktail parties again! 

desertflower1
desertflower1

"Sorry. I had a couple scotches with lunch. Pull my finger!"

justaguest
justaguest

"okay then, I'm going to sign that damn birther bill and make you show your penis!"

sven
sven

"Who you calling a wrinkly-faced, mentally retarded, recovering alcoholic, brain freeze prone racist bitch...... ? "Say it to my face bro"

Pres.-"I just has did"

woefatcat
woefatcat

"When I said we had a cordial visit when we last met, I was talking about that virgin daiquiri you foisted on me! Now lead me to the Presidential mini bar on that bird!"

wtf
wtf

Brewer: Let me see your God damn papers!!!

wtf
wtf

Obama: Golly!!! did you have scorpions for breakfast???Brewer: yeah and I cook with wine, sometimes I add a little to the food...oops can you smell it in my breath??

Jeff
Jeff

Jan Brewer explaining to Obama how many copies of "Scorpions for Breakfast" have been sold.

Haight-ashbury
Haight-ashbury

Mr. Pres, smell my finger.

Damn bitch! where you had that finger at?
your finger smells like a 100 year old rotten dead nasty fish.

d012560c
d012560c

"I don't care what you say, Mr. President.  I think the guy on BackroomCastingCouch doesn't pay the girls any money."

Loki
Loki

Look Barack, will you quit being all standoffish and treating me like some bunny-boiler and oh, when can we do lunch again? 

Haight-ashbury
Haight-ashbury

will someone PLEASE put her in a straight jacket & throw away the key ?

Haight-ashbury
Haight-ashbury

and on the Left, we have MS. Glu Glug, Gulp Gulp "Janet" Brewer-y (not worthy of the title of Governor), the  Epitome of Trailer Park Ignorant White Trash.

and the right, a fine example of a Class Act...

BaddestNiggerInPhoenix
BaddestNiggerInPhoenix

Brewer: "I want you to join me for lunch and a border tour. Me and you, my treat!"

Obama: "Too dangerous Jan, this is Arizona after all... You guys still have laws against interracial commingling, right?"

Brewer: "NOW YOU LOOK HERE BOY!!!"

Obama (in passing): "Yep, you'll never trick me into bustin' up the chifforobe..."

Hrobster
Hrobster

You have your black ass home by leven o clock!  thats 11 pm to all yall white folks.

Hrobster
Hrobster

she is saying...im in love with the very handsome successful and all night man writer james king from phx new times and you cant stop our love for one another!

david saint
david saint

"Jan, lets be honest..the only scorpions you know are the ones that run you daily like Chuck Coughlin". 

Vic
Vic

Jan:  "Well, the nerve of you coming here like this.  I have just one thing to say about that,one...............(fades into a Jan brain freeze).

Not Surprised
Not Surprised

"Mr. Obama, what don't you get, we don't like brown people here in the state of Arizona!"

PS...That really hurt to write, incredible that this kind of mentality exists, especially in our elected representatives.

Tpfeffer
Tpfeffer

"Yes I do! My I.Q. is one and I can prove it!

Threegoal
Threegoal

Reports now indicate that the Mayors of Phoenix and Mesa, who were nearby during the encounter between the President and the Governor, both report the President's account of the encounter to be closer to the truth than that of the Governor.

Abeljohn
Abeljohn

Look, BO, I told you before, "This is MY state, and your ilk are not welcomed here."  Read my letter.  It shows how all by myself I have turned around a state made bad by you and your type.  And, I don't give a rat's ass about Sheriff Joe.  So there.

Gonzo di Dottore
Gonzo di Dottore

Pull my finger for the Cliff Notes version of my book, Mr. President!

Gordon Shumway
Gordon Shumway

Jan:  "...and soooo...(HIC), the carry out boy sez, he sez... (BELCH), he sez, do I want the milk in a bag?  I sez nope, leave it in the jug. Ha ha ha ha ha (HIC).  I don't even drink milk unless it's got kaloola in it.  Kaloola, that's hard to say. (BURP).  What was I talking about?  Oh yeah, (HIC) so my dad used to say, if it's got tits or wheels, sooner or later you're gonna to have trouble with it....  uhhhh, be careful with my bags boy, I gotta get on this plane.   

  

Jason Cox
Jason Cox

Brewer: 
Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking tarmac!!! 

Hrobster
Hrobster

No Niggers allowed in this raciest state NOW GET YOUR BLACK SPOOK MELANZAN ASS OUT OF THIS STATE!   Melanzan  is Italian for eggplant as nigger heads look like eggplants or upside down boots aka boot head.

Reference Man
Reference Man

TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD!

Reference Man awaaaaay!

Hrobster
Hrobster

 Thats was from a Richard Pryor record early 1970s called that niggers crazy for all yall  uptight tight assed white idiots born to late to know how to really laugh.

Kapitan dip Sheise rox!
Kapitan dip Sheise rox!

Hey kapitan dip sheise!  So you did get your GED from the same place Jan did, The KKK youth technical training center over in that trailer park in Apache Junction!!  You are making your  Eltern so very Proud!!!  Sieg Heil!! Dip shit

Hrobster
Hrobster

 MY address is 147 west Mojave st phx AZ. knock on door loudly. my fast shiny outlaw 1%er motorcycle is parked on the front porch. thats when you know your at the right pad.

Hrobster
Hrobster

Come hug me then. im at 147 west Mojave st phx AZ.

Jan's a drunk
Jan's a drunk

I goggled your address, the red trim on the white run down shack is nice but maybe you should spend less on the bike and more on the shack ! 

Your 20k bike is not the envy of the 1%'ers it's the fact that you can read this and post a somewhat intelligent response that amazes them the most!

Jan's a drunk!!!
Jan's a drunk!!!

Wow,  so by telling us your address and stating that you have a bike mean that your a tough Biker. Well I'm a sniper who can hit you in the head from1000 meters thanks for the address!!!

woefatcat
woefatcat

you shouldn't tell the repo man where you keep your bike, Dude.

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