Meet Brandi Farnberg -- the Hottest Alleged Car Thief in the Valley *UPDATED*

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Brandi Farnberg's not a bad lookin' woman. She's also an alleged car thief.
Sorry, gentlemen, according to her Facebook page, Brandi Farnberg, 23, is in a relationship. According to police, she's also an alleged car thief with aliases like "Sabrina Angelo," "Brandy Torres," and "Kacey Whitmore."

Farnberg was arrested early yesterday morning after she was stopped by police while driving a stolen car. Additionally, police found her in possession of stolen credit cards.

Farnberg was stopped at a red light at Broadway and Dobson roads about 1 a.m. yesterday when a cop pulled up behind her and ran the plates on the car she was driving.

The car, as we mentioned, turned out to be stolen.

After stopping the 23-year-old, the officer asked her to throw the keys to the vehicle out the window. One of the keys, the officer notes in his report, was a "jiggle key" often used by car thieves to start stolen vehicles.

Farnburg, after being read her Miranda rights, offered up an interesting yarn about how she ended up behind the wheel of a stolen vehicle.

According to Farnburg, she and a friend were at the Arizona Mills Mall in Tempe when the friend used the "jiggle key" to enter the vehicle. She, of course, claims she had no idea the car was stolen when her friend used a makeshift key to start it.

After driving around for about five minutes, she tells police, the friend got out of the car, leaving her sitting in a stolen vehicle.

Farnberg says she then planned to drive the car to her house -- but not before sending a text message to a friend asking if he could find her some license plates to put on the vehicle so if she were stopped by police they wouldn't know the car was stolen.

Then, she says, she planned on "dumping" the car.

As for the credit cards found in her purse, Farnsberg says another friend gave them to her -- she's only attempted to use one, though, and the other was just in case of an emergency.

Farnburg was booked on one count each of auto theft, burglary, driving with a suspended license, and theft.

*UPDATE* Turns out, Farnberg's not an alleged car thief, she's just a car thief -- have a look at her Arizona Department of Corrections file here.


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el hombre
el hombre

Hey guys, there you go... Make her famous... By the way, I'm her brother. I turned out fine and manage a restaurant. She is just troubled. Want to talk shit then get at the dad, not the mom.

Anon
Anon

Farnberg says she then planned to drive the car to her house -- but not before sending a text message to a friend asking if he could find her some license plates to put on the vehicle so if she were stopped by police they wouldn't know the car was stolen.

Am I the only one who read that and wondered how the cops know about a text message she sent? Was she dumb enough to actually tell the cops this or are text messages now considered to be "in plain view"??

Also..um ya she looks like a real ROCK star...as in she smokes alot of rocks.

BlacksFerPeace
BlacksFerPeace

I would pummel dat azzz with a man pounding.

MuslimSally
MuslimSally

I can only pray you mean that in a good way as in your would penetrate her vagina in a very vigirous motion.

Mashtalina
Mashtalina

Yes, as an African woman I know we generally enjoy a vigirous vaginal pounding but we don't like to be raped per say. Please clarify.

Polio pony
Polio pony

Mick Jagger said it best; "Black girls just wanna get fucked all night."

Mashtalina
Mashtalina

Yes, pound that dirty ass and go with God my friend.

BlacksFerPeace
BlacksFerPeace

Well, I was refering to punishment sex maybe leading to anal penetration with animosity. But, I didn't really think about it. I wanted to cause her massive anal pain actually.

alehound
alehound

okay haters, she is someones daughter, i just want to bounce her on my knee and whisper sweet nothings into her ear, and then bugger the crap out of her....

Barry Graham
Barry Graham

Those pictures are unflattering; her prison ones are better.

PTCGAZ
PTCGAZ

Her Mug shot in the UPDATE was a lot better.

I am wiling to bet if I trolled the mugshots, I would find that she is hotter then all the other car thieves.But that would be maybe because I am straight ? lolz

Nurse Rached
Nurse Rached

She's only 23 but she looks about 30. You can see the healing scabs in her DOC picture and I'm sure make-up is covering the scars. I bet if she was smiling you would see meth rot.

KEEF RICHARDS
KEEF RICHARDS

 She tells people her name is Jenna. she used to work at olive garden in metro center and drive an older beat up white Chevy pick up truck.

woefatcat
woefatcat

Um, she's not that hot James. I mean to each their own and beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But she isn't exactly "hot". I'm gonna go way back and say "She is a six pack beauty queen."

Johnny Skee Mask
Johnny Skee Mask

I wholeheartedly agree. I guess we can say that we all have our own taste in women. The one in that mug above, just doesn't do it for me.

James King
James King

Whoa, whoa, whoa...All I said was she's the hottest alleged car thief in the Valley, which is a fact -- look at the MCSO's mugshots of all the other alleged car thieves arrested this week. Overall: 7.3/10

KEEF RICHARDS
KEEF RICHARDS

 How many  local female car thieves do you know personally James? it sounds like you know a few since you say she is the hottest one in the valley. I knew you were an outlaw underneath all those silly straight looking yuppie office clothes and your clean cut looks.

KEEF RICHARDS
KEEF RICHARDS

 So your saying James your gonna go visit her down at the jail bail her out and try hook up with her after she is out? your saying that there is a chance at a new times marriage  between you and her in the future?

Jason
Jason

You sure you're not referring to GED Jan?

Jason
Jason

I prefer a 2012 Range Rover Sport Supercharged...

Cowboy
Cowboy

 Margie I thought we were friends? You have met my wife Kelly and my Daughter a few times and you know this is not my daughter. my daughter  was raised good and she is older than this young  mixed up girl and my daughter does not commit crimes. get it together. Cowboy HAMCCCAZ.

Tommy Collins
Tommy Collins

The clean plates may be off another stolen car... and with you driving it while she is paying attention to procreative matters...  that just might not look good when MCSO stops you...

KEEF RICHARDS
KEEF RICHARDS

 From the looks of her she might ride a Broomstick.

Margie
Margie

 I think she is the daughter of a well known local Hells Angels member called Cowboy of the Creek Creek HAs and her Mothers name is Kelly.

KEEF RICHARDS
KEEF RICHARDS

 If the BIG DAY comes for you 2 lovers please write a new times story on the BIG DAY of marriage with plenty of photos.  and when you guys have many many beautiful snot nosed brat kids we will want to see those of them photos also. good luck and may Gods love be with you two in your  long lives of  years and years of marital bliss together.

James King
James King

If she shows up at my office in a 2011 Jeep Wrangler -- with big tires and clean plates -- I'd say anything's possible.

Jason
Jason

I think half a bottle of Southern Comfort in my system would be enough to look at her. But alas, I have no SoCo, so she's just plain ugly!

KEEF RICHARDS
KEEF RICHARDS

 That female age group gets pregnant the first time you bang them. they dont use the pill or know what it is so stay away from them. there is enough unwanted snot nosed white trash kids to go around already from these types living on welfare and foodstamps in trailer parks and low income Apts all over this  desert shanty city. stick with women over 40 years old for best sexual results.

Seen
Seen

 Yes but those are the types that get pregnant easy and then call the cops on you after your  done screwing her and call it a rape. you cant trust any females much less the younger ones.

Jason
Jason

I prefer females at least 30 years old, with brown hair and blue eyes (eyes being the most important feature I look for.)

She has to be skinny, but not so skinny she's anorexic. There has to be some meat on the bones. She's got to have a great smile, yet another important feature I look for. And on and on and on... 

KEEF RICHARDS
KEEF RICHARDS

She uses her fake good looks to fool men into thinking she will fuck them. thats the secret. then she steals their ride. her real name is Jenna and I know her she is a known meth tweeker.

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