Joe Arpaio's PR Puppy in You Write the Caption

I love to write captions to pet phots but this is one time I'll refrain.  Why is it we can't be supportive of our law enforcement officials? The job is dangerous, tireless &, apparently, thankless. They're human; not all of their choices/actions will be perfect.  To paraphrase one of our Presidents, " You can please some of the people some of the time but you can't please all of the people all of the time".

This puppy's bite affects me as much as the DoJ's bark!

I smell BACON!!!

yes, it is true he has siberian bloodlines but i swear he was born in this country!

"Poor investigative techniques you accuse me of?" said Sheriff Arpaio.  "Here's a good example of what an investigation can reveal. This cute, adorable, puppy was dropped off at the animal shelter.  No one knew his identity.  We fingerprinted his paws, ran them through the database and found out that he is a Siberian Husky."  Joe continued with, "No, we have not checked to see if he is a citizen, or an illegal Russian because the damned DHS pulled our 287 authority."  "If found, it's back to the tundra for him" the sheriff said in his final remarks.  Just shows you how he is NOT racially biased, he can't tell the difference between and person and a dog; so how could he possibly see the color of their skin (especially with those bloodshot eyes and red veins popping out of his nose).  

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NOW LOOK! This puppy does not speak english. So I'm sending it back to Mexico whether you like it or NOT!

Listen to me!  I am the "Toughest Sheriff in America", if the Feds do not back off from investigating me I will show them how though I am by chocking this puppy I named President Obama until is his dead, dead, dead!

Joe Arpaio exploits yet another animal each time the heat turns up.  After a full cycle of immigration sweeps and death threats on his life, Arpaio will exploit another one.

Hey shouldn't we get that dog from Taco Bell instead of this husky, it will show the DOJ that I like Brown People.

This Shurf does NOT 'scriminate! See this puppy? He's a Serbian Huffy.  He's from Serbia and that's in Russia.  We've hated the damn Russians since they bombed Pearl Harbor.  But am I abusing this puppy?  No!  No, I am NOT!  And I don't recall there being a puppy involved when my guys burned down that house a while back.  No sir-ee!

Signaling exactly how embattled and desperate he truly is, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio is shown here attempting to recycle Richard Nixon's "Checkers" speech.

Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an a*****e

The puppy is thinking..."wonder if I could teach this old buzzard to roll over and play dead?

His name is....Montgomery..and he's my lap dog..

Hurry up and take the picture so I can throw this Mexican back in tent city...Oh what ?.....wrong photo opp...which one is this for ?...I can't recall.

Sheriff Paul told me Hold her, the buck stop with him. I just don't get it. But, Paul trained her well in licking, so who cares about the sex crimes. I have the best puppy here.

Caption:  "Pure Evil" a wolf in sheep's clothing.

FB Stauffer: "We received news from an inside source that a Latino inmate at the 4th Avenue Jail is brain dead due to excessive force by detention officers. (posted one hour ago)"

-- and, as always, let's keep the death threats to a minimum.  Actually, I think that Arpaio will claim about five more death threats complete with bounties and lots of sympathy words.

Stop asking questions!  Your are going to upset the puppy!

Meanwhile as The Joke continues to blab on the puppy thinks, "I have really been a bad dog and have died and gone to hell"

holy shit Batman you are giving me fleas ..please put me down Batman you smell like a donkeys ass

I hope you federal bastards are happy. Ya won't let me bust Mexicans, so now I spend all my time fingering puppy butt for contraband before locking 'em up at 4th. Ave.

"This dog here is neutered. He is also the face of my new Unit: the Illegal Immigrant Castration Unit. Before we send them back across the border we make for certain that they will no longer be able to drop anchor babies." "What's that? His name? He doesn't have one yet. I was thinking of a contest amongst the inmates to name him."

"See, Jack (McIntyre) and I have been doing these dog and pony shows since Obama was in Kenyan diapers and Holder and his army of Washington lawyers were sucking their thumbs and since I was having empathy for Mexicans while I was working for the DEA and... what the hell was my point again, Jack?  You said a lot of this a lot more eloquently than I could anyway, and weren't you an attorney before you were my lap dog, and what was my point again?  Hey, where'd my pony go?  Oh yeah, this is a day that will live in infamy in this country's... (mercifully dragged away by his PR flacks)"

If you so called humans would all just Do As I Say, I'd love you like I love this puppy!

Leave me alone!! Can't you see that I'm holding a puppy for God's sake?!?

Sherrif Joe is one of a few law enforcement individuals who understands a simple fact: "illegal immigrant" = an individual who is not in the United States legally. Being that the "illegal immigrant" has broken our  (and Barrack Hussien Obwama's) Federal Immigration Laws and entered the United States through illegal means, he / she is subject to a crime and as such, he / she is subject to deportation. Is that difficult to understand?

I don't know what breed it is, and I don't recall if it has papers or not.......look a fly!!!!

'Listen- if you don't get a boner because I like puppies, may I remind you I have tanks, Blackhawks and all kinds of shit I don't need."

What do the dog and Joe have in common? They are both starting to smell like a bitch in heat.

Nobody's Gonna sexually abuse this puppy........??well

"We are training these new K-9's to sniff out corruption in the MCSO so we can erradicate rogue elements in this department, and oh- wait minute, looks like we have alerted on a crooked cop, uuum, oh no wait there must be a mistake, uhhh, I don't recall I don't recall oh shit, can we get a do-over on this press conference? Umm we'll be right back....

After being held by Arpaio, the puppy, in a semiconcious state, was rushed to the Vet. As he was carried away, he was heard to mutter something about "the stench"

Puppy---If I drag my ass on the carpet, will this big greasy turd come loose?