Joe Arpaio's PR Puppy in You Write the Caption

• Since when should we support a criminal lawman. Look at what he does, not at what he says, he is nothing but a pandering elected politician, who's goal is to be reelected, not enforce the law. We need to make ALL law enforcement a professional position. Wake up, please...

• I love to write captions to pet phots but this is one time I'll refrain.  Why is it we can't be supportive of our law enforcement officials? The job is dangerous, tireless &, apparently, thankless. They're human; not all of their choices/actions will be perfect.  To paraphrase one of our Presidents, " You can please some of the people some of the time but you can't please all of the people all of the time".

• First off, I wanna say that all you f***s are retarded for defending illegal aliens over your own race. If you're against sv1070 and sheriff Joe, then you're all for having to be single and pregnant if you want ahcccs, white citizens losing instate tuition, ugly neighborhoods, 7 people in a 2 bedroom household, your kids getting influenced in all the wrong ways, for christ sakes there are billboards in f*****g spanish in America because they're too dumb and lazy to learn english! They don't even deserve to get the m or s capitalized in mexican or spanish! They are sucking the economy dry! There will come a day where your children, grand children etc are going to be required to take spanish in high school. Anyone who defends them ("the offended," as I like to call them) is basically saying they're anti-American! All the Americans who stick up for them and are against sv1070 should get deported along with them! If there's any mexicans on here, you are so f*****g lucky that we have a constitution that no longer applies to our current day generation. Because you come here illegally and have your kids here where they're automatically a citizen and then their parents can stay as well as everyone born on this soil is unfair!!! Your lucky you have sheriff Joe, I would add amendments to the constitution and deport everyone who had children here illegally along with their "new citizen children," and anyone who's caught crossing I would have patrol shoot them on sight, as well as the water jugs out there. I absolutely love sheriff Joe and I'm thankful that my conservative father contributed 133, 000 dollars to his campaign. I would absolutely make sure that no filthy mexican can ever cross into our country again. Also thank your president cause as president I would also decimate their numbers once back in mexico so they would never be able to threaten our population in the future!!! Hope all you mexicants can read that, you might need a translator.                                                                                   Soni                                  

• This puppy's bite affects me as much as the DoJ's bark!

• I smell BACON!!!

• yes, it is true he has siberian bloodlines but i swear he was born in this country!

• There are a lot of punishments life hands out for being a dumbass so it would be hard to answer your question, I will tell you this though, the punishment for being a dumbass cop is to work for a corrupt, incompetent clown that cares more about being a politician than a Sheriff like the pig pictured above next to the puppy.

• "Poor investigative techniques you accuse me of?" said Sheriff Arpaio.  "Here's a good example of what an investigation can reveal. This cute, adorable, puppy was dropped off at the animal shelter.  No one knew his identity.  We fingerprinted his paws, ran them through the database and found out that he is a Siberian Husky."  Joe continued with, "No, we have not checked to see if he is a citizen, or an illegal Russian because the damned DHS pulled our 287 authority."  "If found, it's back to the tundra for him" the sheriff said in his final remarks.  Just shows you how he is NOT racially biased, he can't tell the difference between and person and a dog; so how could he possibly see the color of their skin (especially with those bloodshot eyes and red veins popping out of his nose).  

• who is the dumbass? apparently you and your butt buddy? up there?

• LOL

• Thats good !

• What is the punishment for being a dumbass

• NOW LOOK! This puppy does not speak english. So I'm sending it back to Mexico whether you like it or NOT!

• Listen to me!  I am the "Toughest Sheriff in America", if the Feds do not back off from investigating me I will show them how though I am by chocking this puppy I named President Obama until is his dead, dead, dead!

• Joe Arpaio exploits yet another animal each time the heat turns up.  After a full cycle of immigration sweeps and death threats on his life, Arpaio will exploit another one.

• you realize that the most common punishment for being here illegally is a fine right?

• Hey shouldn't we get that dog from Taco Bell instead of this husky, it will show the DOJ that I like Brown People.

• This Shurf does NOT 'scriminate! See this puppy? He's a Serbian Huffy.  He's from Serbia and that's in Russia.  We've hated the damn Russians since they bombed Pearl Harbor.  But am I abusing this puppy?  No!  No, I am NOT!  And I don't recall there being a puppy involved when my guys burned down that house a while back.  No sir-ee!

• And if my puppy doesn't charm you, I'll bring out Monty, my middle dog, to put some fear in you. I'd sic my big dog on you, but he got put down last month.

• Signaling exactly how embattled and desperate he truly is, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio is shown here attempting to recycle Richard Nixon's "Checkers" speech.

• Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an a*****e

• The puppy is thinking..."wonder if I could teach this old buzzard to roll over and play dead?

• You meant "look an illegal fly!!!  Right?

• His name is....Montgomery..and he's my lap dog..

• ...and the killings continue...

• Hurry up and take the picture so I can throw this Mexican back in tent city... Oh what ?.....wrong photo opp...which one is this for ?...I can't recall.

• Sheriff Paul told me Hold her, the buck stop with him. I just don't get it. But, Paul trained her well in licking, so who cares about the sex crimes. I have the best puppy here.

• Confirmed. Looks like a new pile of trouble for the Shurf.

• You spew your uninformed trash on every post, don't you?

• Make sure you get the long form BC

• Caption:  "Pure Evil" a wolf in sheep's clothing.

• FB Stauffer: "We received news from an inside source that a Latino inmate at the 4th Avenue Jail is brain dead due to excessive force by detention officers. (posted one hour ago)"

• -- and, as always, let's keep the death threats to a minimum.  Actually, I think that Arpaio will claim about five more death threats complete with bounties and lots of sympathy words.

• Stop asking questions!  Your are going to upset the puppy!

• Meanwhile as The Joke continues to blab on the puppy thinks, "I have really been a bad dog and have died and gone to hell"

• holy shit Batman you are giving me fleas ..please put me down Batman you smell like a donkeys ass

• I hope you federal bastards are happy. Ya won't let me bust Mexicans, so now I spend all my time fingering puppy butt for contraband before locking 'em up at 4th. Ave.

• "This dog here is neutered. He is also the face of my new Unit: the Illegal Immigrant Castration Unit. Before we send them back across the border we make for certain that they will no longer be able to drop anchor babies." "What's that? His name? He doesn't have one yet. I was thinking of a contest amongst the inmates to name him."

• "See, Jack (McIntyre) and I have been doing these dog and pony shows since Obama was in Kenyan diapers and Holder and his army of Washington lawyers were sucking their thumbs and since I was having empathy for Mexicans while I was working for the DEA and... what the hell was my point again, Jack?  You said a lot of this a lot more eloquently than I could anyway, and weren't you an attorney before you were my lap dog, and what was my point again?  Hey, where'd my pony go?  Oh yeah, this is a day that will live in infamy in this country's... (mercifully dragged away by his PR flacks)"

• If you so called humans would all just Do As I Say, I'd love you like I love this puppy!

• Worst caption evah. Pull your head out of your ass.

• Leave me alone!! Can't you see that I'm holding a puppy for God's sake?!?

• That caption makes no sense...

• Sherrif Joe is one of a few law enforcement individuals who understands a simple fact: "illegal immigrant" = an individual who is not in the United States legally. Being that the "illegal immigrant" has broken our  (and Barrack Hussien Obwama's) Federal Immigration Laws and entered the United States through illegal means, he / she is subject to a crime and as such, he / she is subject to deportation. Is that difficult to understand?

• I don't know what breed it is, and I don't recall if it has papers or not.......look a fly!!!!

• 'Listen- if you don't get a boner because I like puppies, may I remind you I have tanks, Blackhawks and all kinds of shit I don't need."

• What do the dog and Joe have in common? They are both starting to smell like a bitch in heat.

• Nobody's Gonna sexually abuse this puppy........??well

• "We are training these new K-9's to sniff out corruption in the MCSO so we can erradicate rogue elements in this department, and oh- wait minute, looks like we have alerted on a crooked cop, uuum, oh no wait there must be a mistake, uhhh, I don't recall I don't recall oh shit, can we get a do-over on this press conference? Umm we'll be right back....

• After being held by Arpaio, the puppy, in a semiconcious state, was rushed to the Vet. As he was carried away, he was heard to mutter something about "the stench"

• Puppy---If I drag my ass on the carpet, will this big greasy turd come loose?

• Please direct all of your questions concerning the sex crimes to our new commander of the sex crimes unit.  Commander McPup, would you like to introduce yourself and address the presses questions.

• Puppy----Help me, they already deported the chihuahuas, & he don't care much for Eskimos either.

• Dateline: Phoenix AZ Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio displays the latest weapon in his war on illegal immigration.  "Uhh, OK, are we, uh, are we rollin?  Uh, dis little cutey is Mary Rose. I call her that because she's, uh, a little Husky.  She likes green baloney and Pup-A Roni.  She hates uh, undocumented workers and the employers who hire them.  But mostly undocumented workers.  Uhh, she's gonna be one of our special trained, uh, anti-wataya call it, uhh illegal... identity theft... detector dogs.  Did ya get that Christmas tree in the background?  OK, uh, yeah, we're done.  Wait, I'm uh, keepin the citizens of Maricopa County safe. Did ya get that? Too late?  Fuck it. Take this damn thing.  Where's the hand sanitizer?  Not that one, what are you, nuts?  Use the stuff I brought".     

• "i dont recall that right now, but look at the puppy..aint he cute"

• "And now, I'd like to re-enact an event you read about in the New Times, called 'Dog Day Afternoon'"

• "Come on fuckers, err- I mean people, i'm a good guy. I like dogs."

• 'At least while i'm on TV he's not making me lick peanut butter off of weird places.'

• Joe says:  "What your looking at is a break-thru in our war on Brown People. This pooch can smell if people are here in the US legally, by smelling the levels of american made beans in there sweat! The officer who is responsible for this technology and training the animal says all we got to do is have them train on smelling all the beans at all Food City's in Az and the dogs will do the rest! The great part is the DOJ will never get these guys to speak or roll over on me. "        

• "I personally arrested this puppy for pissing in public on a FIRE HYDRANT no less"  If you don't think that makes me America's toughest shurff ya'll can go hang!!!

• "I'm hip- I watched 'Bridesmaids'. Everyone who votes for me next year gets a puppy!

• I would no sooner abuse my power, than I would strangle this puppy.  Wait, why isn't the puppy moving any more?"

• This is proof we feed them well...She will be ready for Ladmo Bags in a few months...

• "Who let the dogs out? WHO WHO!   Who let the dogs out? WHO WHO!" Don't ask this dude, he won't admit to anything.'

• "He's the most loyal creature in the county. Pure-bred, Fully documented, man's best friend..." "So what's the puppy's name Joe?" "I don't recall..."

• "They told us there were no Mexicans in her pedigree, but we think her papers are forged and I am holding her until the Posse and the Globe finish their investigation."

• (Puppy) 'I'm so confused, this thing has the neck and brain of a turkey, but smells like failure and desperation.'

• What a burro you have there. It's not a burro you dumb messican; it's a dog I was talking to the dog, senor.

• 'Does this puppy make me look fat?'

• 'Check it bitches- even my puppies have to be white.'

• 'Why wasn't I euthanized like the other lucky dogs, this guy is a fucking creeper.'

• 'See- I told you i'm not racist, this bitch doesn't have papers and I'm totally cool with it.'

• Arpaio: "Alright, reporters, Give me a good review or the puppy gets it."

• This is proof that the Mexicans are now having up to 10 anchor babies at a time.

• I'm not chasing violent criminals, I'm busy finding these illegal alien puppies that were brought over the border, and committing crime just being here.

• Cute puppy, but look out. In Joe's world, it's dog eat dog.

• But this puppy is so darn cute....don't you just want to cuddle and kiss it and play with it....oh wait.....I could get in trouble for that.......Oh no wait......IM THE SHERIFF.......Come here cute little puppy.........

• ...look at the pig... No, No, I meant look at the puppy!

• Whaddaya mean it's my fault I lost my 287(g) agreement? I have this puppy!

• Look over here!!! Look at the puppy!!! No, no, no, don't look at the botched Sex Crimes investigations or the hundreds of millions in lawsuits or the hundred million in mispent funds or Drug cartel members that infiltrated MCSO or the Chief Deputy & his aides that were fired for corrupt & illegal activities or the DOJ Investigation. No, no, no, look at the puppy!!!

• This dog thinks he's the biggest son-of-a-bitch in Maricopa County. But I, Joe Arapio, America's Toughest Sheriff, am the biggest son-of-bitch in Maricopa County, and don't you liberal open border advocates forget it!

• That's a good looking pig you have there. That's not a pig it's a dog. I was talking to the dog

• We breed them for the meat

• I would like to introduce my new chief deputy. I finally have some loyalty by someone that can't write any freakin' reports.

• Not an entry----- I think what JoKKKe said during the interview,while holding the puppy would be one hell of an entry.

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